| I have an indecent proposal for you, if you will. I would like to gently caress both you, and the horse you rode in on. Now, you may be concerned about the logistics. Allow me to explain | |
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Interesting but my horse is already married.
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Sep 12, 2018 12:55
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...joke's on you. I gave my horse a piggy-back ride into town 
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Sep 12, 2018 13:03
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You: gently caress you... Me:  You: and the horse you rode in on My horse: 
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Sep 12, 2018 13:17
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Hey pal, I'm up for it, but we have to run it by my horse or it's a no go. Hey, Mr. Pettiwhite, that's his name, Mr. Pettiwhite.... Hey, what do you say about having sexual relations with this here stranger what ain't even said his name yet? *Mr. Pettiwhite waits a long time before answering* "Neigh"
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Sep 12, 2018 14:06
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albany academy posted:You: gently caress you...
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Sep 12, 2018 14:49
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Jolo posted:Hey pal, I'm up for it, but we have to run it by my horse or it's a no go. Hey, Mr. Pettiwhite, that's his name, Mr. Pettiwhite.... Hey, what do you say about having sexual relations with this here stranger what ain't even said his name yet? |
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Sep 12, 2018 14:51
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the bartender asks, "why the long face?" to which the horse replies, "I got hosed so good in a threesome that it permanently altered my bone structure"
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Sep 12, 2018 14:51
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FutonForensic posted:the bartender asks, "why the long face?" to which the horse replies, "I got hosed so good in a threesome that it permanently altered my bone structure" LOL. This one made me laugh so much. Sometimes the most straightforward jokes are the ones that hit the spot.
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Sep 12, 2018 15:01
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Hey pal, I'm up for it and also my name is He-Man, but we have to run it by my "horse" or it's a no go. Hey, Battle Cat, that's his name, Battle Cat.... Hey, what do you say about having sexual relations with this here stranger what ain't even said his name yet? *Battle Cat waits a long time before answering* Battle Cat: "Mrrrowwwwww" Look, I'm gonna level with you. He's a cat. That Mrrowww might mean "yeah let's gently caress" but it could just as easily mean "I'm hungry" or "I'm lazy" or "I exist." You know how cats are.
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Sep 12, 2018 15:08
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*Looking out the window where I parked my Ford Mustang, scratching my head with a confused look on my face*
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Sep 12, 2018 18:09
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it's a pleasure to meet you, Mr. Vice President |
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Sep 12, 2018 20:28
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gently caress YOU, the Uber driver who GOT you here, the gas they put in the car, the exhaust from the car, gently caress the car and wherever it was made, gently caress all the people at that factory for making that car that got you here in my face in the first place, gently caress wherever the GAS came from, the refinery and ALL the workers that refined the gas, wherever the REFINERY is, and everyone ELSE who gets gas from that loving place because guilt by association! |
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Sep 12, 2018 20:36
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you rarely see this in westerns but in reality it was surprisingly common
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Sep 12, 2018 20:55
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Splatmaster posted:gently caress YOU, the Uber driver who GOT you here, the gas they put in the car, the exhaust from the car, gently caress the car and wherever it was made, gently caress all the people at that factory for making that car that got you here in my face in the first place, gently caress wherever the GAS came from, the refinery and ALL the workers that refined the gas, wherever the REFINERY is, and everyone ELSE who gets gas from that loving place because guilt by association! lol!
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Sep 12, 2018 21:10
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The horse I get, but what do you want with me?
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Sep 12, 2018 21:12
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Uhhhhh, this again. I'm sorry buddy but I speak for both my horse and I when I say that we aren't interested in casual sex. I don't resent you for being direct, we are both just really sick of being used and thrown away. Do you know the lifespan of a horse? He doesn't have as much time to play around as you and I. We want commitment. We want a man that will stick with us and start a family. In these days of tinder and grindr everyone just wants to dick and dash. But we are old fashioned. We want it the way it was for our parent's generation: two men, one horse, till death do us part. |
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Sep 12, 2018 21:52
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Casual horse hookup app: Ridr |
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Sep 12, 2018 22:20
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Twenty Four posted:The horse I get, but what do you want with me? Lol |
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Sep 12, 2018 22:20
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It's truly a polite and endearing statement, if you think about it. "I would like to extend to you an opportunity for menage a troi, what say you?"
https://i.imgur.com/QKTkerO.mp4 |
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Sep 12, 2018 23:03
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Luvcow posted:you rarely see this in westerns but in reality it was UNsurprisingly common ftfy
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Sep 12, 2018 23:12
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Please be advised that I am aware of the following facts: 1) I know that you cannot remove the armor by yourself, but I do not want to gently caress your squire, so you will have to remain in armor. Please just ask your armorer to make your eye slit larger. 2) I know that horse armor is called BARDING and your horse also cannot remove it by himself. You will be happy to know that I am an expert in removing barding, from my many years of loving horses. ---------------- |
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Sep 12, 2018 23:33
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Lenny Bruce, possibly  https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1tjWYEMQ70w
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Sep 12, 2018 23:42
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Barking Gecko posted:Lenny Bruce, possibly Whatchoo want dat horse for? I want to perform an unnatural ACT! https://i.imgur.com/QKTkerO.mp4 |
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Sep 13, 2018 00:05
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ok but she's p high maintenance u gotta show her u a stable boy, u know what i'm sayin? |
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Sep 13, 2018 00:07
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my horse was never the same after that night with the stranger, always trying to slyly divert our course back towards that little prairie town, staring stoically off into the distance when we stopped to rest for the night. we grew distant from each other, me not wanting to think that one night meant anything more than a conciliatory gesture of honoring another man's culture, my horse longing for a love she once found. we parted ways in san antonio and it was years later when i was returning east that i ran across them, living on an quaint little ranch they'd built together, their hosed up looking little horse/man kids running around the fields playing.
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Sep 13, 2018 00:31
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Luvcow posted:their hosed up looking little horse/man kids running around the fields playing.
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Sep 13, 2018 00:35
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Luvcow posted:my horse was never the same after that night with the stranger, always trying to slyly divert our course back towards that little prairie town, staring stoically off into the distance when we stopped to rest for the night. we grew distant from each other, me not wanting to think that one night meant anything more than a conciliatory gesture of honoring another man's culture, my horse longing for a love she once found. we parted ways in san antonio and it was years later when i was returning east that i ran across them, living on an quaint little ranch they'd built together, their hosed up looking little horse/man kids running around the fields playing. |
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Sep 13, 2018 00:39
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Luvcow posted:my horse was never the same after that night with the stranger, always trying to slyly divert our course back towards that little prairie town, staring stoically off into the distance when we stopped to rest for the night. we grew distant from each other, me not wanting to think that one night meant anything more than a conciliatory gesture of honoring another man's culture, my horse longing for a love she once found. we parted ways in san antonio and it was years later when i was returning east that i ran across them, living on an quaint little ranch they'd built together, their hosed up looking little horse/man kids running around the fields playing. |
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Sep 13, 2018 01:36
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Luvcow posted:my horse was never the same after that night with the stranger, always trying to slyly divert our course back towards that little prairie town, staring stoically off into the distance when we stopped to rest for the night. we grew distant from each other, me not wanting to think that one night meant anything more than a conciliatory gesture of honoring another man's culture, my horse longing for a love she once found. we parted ways in san antonio and it was years later when i was returning east that i ran across them, living on an quaint little ranch they'd built together, their hosed up looking little horse/man kids running around the fields playing. https://i.imgur.com/QKTkerO.mp4 |
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Sep 13, 2018 01:39
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Luvcow posted:my horse was never the same after that night with the stranger, always trying to slyly divert our course back towards that little prairie town, staring stoically off into the distance when we stopped to rest for the night. we grew distant from each other, me not wanting to think that one night meant anything more than a conciliatory gesture of honoring another man's culture, my horse longing for a love she once found. we parted ways in san antonio and it was years later when i was returning east that i ran across them, living on an quaint little ranch they'd built together, their hosed up looking little horse/man kids running around the fields playing. ---------------- |
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Sep 13, 2018 02:46
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a horse/man is a centaur
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Sep 13, 2018 02:47
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Quit horsing around
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Sep 13, 2018 03:50
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Luvcow posted:my horse was never the same after that night with the stranger, always trying to slyly divert our course back towards that little prairie town, staring stoically off into the distance when we stopped to rest for the night. we grew distant from each other, me not wanting to think that one night meant anything more than a conciliatory gesture of honoring another man's culture, my horse longing for a love she once found. we parted ways in san antonio and it was years later when i was returning east that i ran across them, living on an quaint little ranch they'd built together, their hosed up looking little horse/man kids running around the fields playing. lmbo |
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Sep 13, 2018 03:52
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cda posted:a horse/man is a centaur That depends on which direction you're viewing him from.
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Sep 13, 2018 04:17
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Luvcow posted:my horse was never the same after that night with the stranger, always trying to slyly divert our course back towards that little prairie town, staring stoically off into the distance when we stopped to rest for the night. we grew distant from each other, me not wanting to think that one night meant anything more than a conciliatory gesture of honoring another man's culture, my horse longing for a love she once found. we parted ways in san antonio and it was years later when i was returning east that i ran across them, living on an quaint little ranch they'd built together, their hosed up looking little horse/man kids running around the fields playing. |
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Sep 13, 2018 17:12
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Luvcow posted:my horse was never the same after that night with the stranger, always trying to slyly divert our course back towards that little prairie town, staring stoically off into the distance when we stopped to rest for the night. we grew distant from each other, me not wanting to think that one night meant anything more than a conciliatory gesture of honoring another man's culture, my horse longing for a love she once found. we parted ways in san antonio and it was years later when i was returning east that i ran across them, living on an quaint little ranch they'd built together, their hosed up looking little horse/man kids running around the fields playing. one of these strange beasts later grew up to be the esteemed television personality, BYOBack Horseman. |
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Sep 14, 2018 09:36
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Vice President of the United States Michael Pence is hosed by giant horse cocks on a regular basis |
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Sep 15, 2018 03:29
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Top City Homo posted:Vice President of the United States Michael Pence is hosed by giant horse cocks on a regular basis this is very unbyob do not shame horses for the size of their genitals, they are all as god made them |
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Sep 15, 2018 03:34
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Manifisto posted:this is very unbyob bless https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3820310 ---------------- |
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