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cda


I have an indecent proposal for you, if you will. I would like to gently caress both you, and the horse you rode in on. Now, you may be concerned about the logistics. Allow me to explain

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Senior Management




Interesting but my horse is already married.



Splatmaster


HAIKOOLIGAN

...joke's on you. I gave my horse a piggy-back ride into town

BYOB fun all year long! Sigs by: Manifisto and Vanisher, awesome BYOB people!!

albany academy

I can't see shit!
You: gently caress you...

Me:


You: and the horse you rode in on

My horse:

Jolo

ive been playing with magnuts tying to change the wold as we know it
Hey pal, I'm up for it, but we have to run it by my horse or it's a no go. Hey, Mr. Pettiwhite, that's his name, Mr. Pettiwhite.... Hey, what do you say about having sexual relations with this here stranger what ain't even said his name yet?

*Mr. Pettiwhite waits a long time before answering*

"Neigh"

FutonForensic


albany academy posted:

You: gently caress you...

Me:


You: and the horse you rode in on

My horse:

SciFiDownBeat

Jolo posted:

Hey pal, I'm up for it, but we have to run it by my horse or it's a no go. Hey, Mr. Pettiwhite, that's his name, Mr. Pettiwhite.... Hey, what do you say about having sexual relations with this here stranger what ain't even said his name yet?

*Mr. Pettiwhite waits a long time before answering*

"Neigh"

FutonForensic


the bartender asks, "why the long face?" to which the horse replies, "I got hosed so good in a threesome that it permanently altered my bone structure"

Jolo

ive been playing with magnuts tying to change the wold as we know it

FutonForensic posted:

the bartender asks, "why the long face?" to which the horse replies, "I got hosed so good in a threesome that it permanently altered my bone structure"

LOL. This one made me laugh so much. Sometimes the most straightforward jokes are the ones that hit the spot.

Jolo

ive been playing with magnuts tying to change the wold as we know it
Hey pal, I'm up for it and also my name is He-Man, but we have to run it by my "horse" or it's a no go. Hey, Battle Cat, that's his name, Battle Cat.... Hey, what do you say about having sexual relations with this here stranger what ain't even said his name yet?

*Battle Cat waits a long time before answering*

Battle Cat: "Mrrrowwwwww"

Look, I'm gonna level with you. He's a cat. That Mrrowww might mean "yeah let's gently caress" but it could just as easily mean "I'm hungry" or "I'm lazy" or "I exist." You know how cats are.

Twenty Four

HAIKOOLIGAN
*Looking out the window where I parked my Ford Mustang, scratching my head with a confused look on my face*

Coolness Averted
MY AVATAR FUCKING SUCKS P.S. ASK ME ABOUT HOW MUCH I LOVE FORTNITE
it's a pleasure to meet you, Mr. Vice President

Splatmaster


HAIKOOLIGAN

gently caress YOU, the Uber driver who GOT you here, the gas they put in the car, the exhaust from the car, gently caress the car and wherever it was made, gently caress all the people at that factory for making that car that got you here in my face in the first place, gently caress wherever the GAS came from, the refinery and ALL the workers that refined the gas, wherever the REFINERY is, and everyone ELSE who gets gas from that loving place because guilt by association!

Luvcow


you rarely see this in westerns but in reality it was surprisingly common



Twenty Four

HAIKOOLIGAN

Splatmaster posted:

gently caress YOU, the Uber driver who GOT you here, the gas they put in the car, the exhaust from the car, gently caress the car and wherever it was made, gently caress all the people at that factory for making that car that got you here in my face in the first place, gently caress wherever the GAS came from, the refinery and ALL the workers that refined the gas, wherever the REFINERY is, and everyone ELSE who gets gas from that loving place because guilt by association!

lol!

Twenty Four

HAIKOOLIGAN
The horse I get, but what do you want with me?

Moon Atari



Uhhhhh, this again. I'm sorry buddy but I speak for both my horse and I when I say that we aren't interested in casual sex. I don't resent you for being direct, we are both just really sick of being used and thrown away. Do you know the lifespan of a horse? He doesn't have as much time to play around as you and I. We want commitment. We want a man that will stick with us and start a family. In these days of tinder and grindr everyone just wants to dick and dash. But we are old fashioned. We want it the way it was for our parent's generation: two men, one horse, till death do us part.

Jolo

ive been playing with magnuts tying to change the wold as we know it
Casual horse hookup app: Ridr

cda


Twenty Four posted:

The horse I get, but what do you want with me?

Lol

Splatmaster


HAIKOOLIGAN

It's truly a polite and endearing statement, if you think about it. "I would like to extend to you an opportunity for menage a troi, what say you?"

BYOB fun all year long! Sigs by: Manifisto and Vanisher, awesome BYOB people!!

Robot Made of Meat


Luvcow posted:

you rarely see this in westerns but in reality it was UNsurprisingly common

ftfy


Thanks to Vanisher for the sig!

cda


Please be advised that I am aware of the following facts:

1) I know that you cannot remove the armor by yourself, but I do not want to gently caress your squire, so you will have to remain in armor. Please just ask your armorer to make your eye slit larger.

2) I know that horse armor is called BARDING and your horse also cannot remove it by himself. You will be happy to know that I am an expert in removing barding, from my many years of loving horses.

Barking Gecko

No wuckers, mate.

Lenny Bruce, possibly https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1tjWYEMQ70w

Splatmaster


HAIKOOLIGAN


Whatchoo want dat horse for?

I want to perform an unnatural ACT!

BYOB fun all year long! Sigs by: Manifisto and Vanisher, awesome BYOB people!!

Dungeon Ecology


ok but she's p high maintenance u gotta show her u a stable boy, u know what i'm sayin?

Luvcow


my horse was never the same after that night with the stranger, always trying to slyly divert our course back towards that little prairie town, staring stoically off into the distance when we stopped to rest for the night. we grew distant from each other, me not wanting to think that one night meant anything more than a conciliatory gesture of honoring another man's culture, my horse longing for a love she once found. we parted ways in san antonio and it was years later when i was returning east that i ran across them, living on an quaint little ranch they'd built together, their hosed up looking little horse/man kids running around the fields playing.



FutonForensic


Luvcow posted:

their hosed up looking little horse/man kids running around the fields playing.

Macnult


Luvcow posted:

my horse was never the same after that night with the stranger, always trying to slyly divert our course back towards that little prairie town, staring stoically off into the distance when we stopped to rest for the night. we grew distant from each other, me not wanting to think that one night meant anything more than a conciliatory gesture of honoring another man's culture, my horse longing for a love she once found. we parted ways in san antonio and it was years later when i was returning east that i ran across them, living on an quaint little ranch they'd built together, their hosed up looking little horse/man kids running around the fields playing.


thank you city of glompton for the sig

albany academy

I can't see shit!

Luvcow posted:

my horse was never the same after that night with the stranger, always trying to slyly divert our course back towards that little prairie town, staring stoically off into the distance when we stopped to rest for the night. we grew distant from each other, me not wanting to think that one night meant anything more than a conciliatory gesture of honoring another man's culture, my horse longing for a love she once found. we parted ways in san antonio and it was years later when i was returning east that i ran across them, living on an quaint little ranch they'd built together, their hosed up looking little horse/man kids running around the fields playing.

Splatmaster


HAIKOOLIGAN

Luvcow posted:

my horse was never the same after that night with the stranger, always trying to slyly divert our course back towards that little prairie town, staring stoically off into the distance when we stopped to rest for the night. we grew distant from each other, me not wanting to think that one night meant anything more than a conciliatory gesture of honoring another man's culture, my horse longing for a love she once found. we parted ways in san antonio and it was years later when i was returning east that i ran across them, living on an quaint little ranch they'd built together, their hosed up looking little horse/man kids running around the fields playing.

BYOB fun all year long! Sigs by: Manifisto and Vanisher, awesome BYOB people!!

cda


Luvcow posted:

my horse was never the same after that night with the stranger, always trying to slyly divert our course back towards that little prairie town, staring stoically off into the distance when we stopped to rest for the night. we grew distant from each other, me not wanting to think that one night meant anything more than a conciliatory gesture of honoring another man's culture, my horse longing for a love she once found. we parted ways in san antonio and it was years later when i was returning east that i ran across them, living on an quaint little ranch they'd built together, their hosed up looking little horse/man kids running around the fields playing.

cda


a horse/man is a centaur

Senior Management




Quit horsing around



Hugh Malone


Luvcow posted:

my horse was never the same after that night with the stranger, always trying to slyly divert our course back towards that little prairie town, staring stoically off into the distance when we stopped to rest for the night. we grew distant from each other, me not wanting to think that one night meant anything more than a conciliatory gesture of honoring another man's culture, my horse longing for a love she once found. we parted ways in san antonio and it was years later when i was returning east that i ran across them, living on an quaint little ranch they'd built together, their hosed up looking little horse/man kids running around the fields playing.

lmbo

Robot Made of Meat


cda posted:

a horse/man is a centaur

That depends on which direction you're viewing him from.


Thanks to Vanisher for the sig!

vanisher


Luvcow posted:

my horse was never the same after that night with the stranger, always trying to slyly divert our course back towards that little prairie town, staring stoically off into the distance when we stopped to rest for the night. we grew distant from each other, me not wanting to think that one night meant anything more than a conciliatory gesture of honoring another man's culture, my horse longing for a love she once found. we parted ways in san antonio and it was years later when i was returning east that i ran across them, living on an quaint little ranch they'd built together, their hosed up looking little horse/man kids running around the fields playing.

minidisc terrorism




Luvcow posted:

my horse was never the same after that night with the stranger, always trying to slyly divert our course back towards that little prairie town, staring stoically off into the distance when we stopped to rest for the night. we grew distant from each other, me not wanting to think that one night meant anything more than a conciliatory gesture of honoring another man's culture, my horse longing for a love she once found. we parted ways in san antonio and it was years later when i was returning east that i ran across them, living on an quaint little ranch they'd built together, their hosed up looking little horse/man kids running around the fields playing.

one of these strange beasts later grew up to be the esteemed television personality, BYOBack Horseman.

Top City Homo

Eat your heart out PixieDreamGirl


Vice President of the United States Michael Pence is hosed by giant horse cocks on a regular basis

Manifisto


Top City Homo posted:

Vice President of the United States Michael Pence is hosed by giant horse cocks on a regular basis

this is very unbyob

do not shame horses for the size of their genitals, they are all as god made them

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Top City Homo

Eat your heart out PixieDreamGirl


Manifisto posted:

this is very unbyob

do not shame horses for the size of their genitals, they are all as god made them

bless

https://forums.somethingawful.com/s...hreadid=3820310

Lowtax posted:

I'll be your easily bullied twink if you really are the top city homo



Lowtax posted:

LF is absolutely never returning

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