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ratbert90
Feb 12, 2009
JUST FUCKING STOP, JESUS H. CHRIST


Post here for your anger and fist shaking!

Live stream link:
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https://www.apple.com/apple-events/september-2018/

ratbert90 fucked around with this message at Sep 12, 2018 around 17:10

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Rick
Feb 23, 2004
And now the whole nation - pulpit and all - will take up the war-cry, and shout itself hoarse, and mob any honest man who ventures to open his mouth; and presently such mouths will cease to open.

Being able to use my watch to get through security will be a cool thing my workplace adopts in 2047.

AlternateAccount
Apr 25, 2005
FYGM

Already trolling with this clicker bullshit.

Consummate Professional
Sep 1, 2006

did you know that even with seat belts
pople die all the time in car crashes? i
thought that was interesting


Tim why the solid white shoes? Good god

Flash Gordon Ramsay
Sep 28, 2004



Grimey Drawer

Is that going to be a feature on the next watch? Would love to be bale to keep my key fob in my pocket.

ShoogaSlim
May 22, 2001
YOU ARE THE DUMBEST MEATHEAD IDIOT ON THE PLANET, STOP FUCKING POSTING


Consummate Professional posted:

Tim why the solid white shoes? Good god

needs an iconic look

logikv9
Mar 4, 2009




Ham Wrangler

I too am the unenthusiastic selfie

AlternateAccount
Apr 25, 2005
FYGM

ShoogaSlim posted:

needs an iconic look

iconic is not necessarily positive, so you might be right.

ratbert90
Feb 12, 2009
JUST FUCKING STOP, JESUS H. CHRIST


This apple watch better be round or I will be sad (lol it will never be round)

ChadSexington
Aug 12, 2004
I am so not competitive. In fact, I am the least non-competitive. So I win.

They breezed right through the fluff that they usually start with (e.g. sales numbers, new stores etc.) which I am super thankful for.

TyrantWD
Nov 6, 2010


Apple need to get carriers to stop charging a monthly fee for cellular watch use.

Happy Noodle Boy
Jul 3, 2002

Don't fuckle with Shuckle(s)

Like that other Shuckle, but different.


ratbert90 posted:

This apple watch better be round or I will be sad (lol it will never be round)

Pentagon shape.

Binary Badger
Oct 11, 2005

Trolling Link for a decade


What the hell else can we tack onto your wrist?

Ugh make a WiFi only watch man

Happy Noodle Boy
Jul 3, 2002

Don't fuckle with Shuckle(s)

Like that other Shuckle, but different.


TyrantWD posted:

Apple need to get carriers to stop charging a monthly fee for cellular watch use.

Cellular will never let this happen.

Flash Gordon Ramsay
Sep 28, 2004



Grimey Drawer

ChadSexington posted:

They breezed right through the fluff that they usually start with (e.g. sales numbers, new stores etc.) which I am super thankful for.

That's because Apple's business is failing. You see,

Happy Noodle Boy
Jul 3, 2002

Don't fuckle with Shuckle(s)

Like that other Shuckle, but different.


Binary Badger posted:

What the hell else can we tack onto your wrist?

Hidden blade.

AlternateAccount
Apr 25, 2005
FYGM

LOL that awful face is the official poo poo now. Gross.

logikv9
Mar 4, 2009




Ham Wrangler

Apple Watch: now 20% more ominous

Rick
Feb 23, 2004
And now the whole nation - pulpit and all - will take up the war-cry, and shout itself hoarse, and mob any honest man who ventures to open his mouth; and presently such mouths will cease to open.


Best way to deal with your elevated heart rate.

Binary Badger
Oct 11, 2005

Trolling Link for a decade


next gen of Apple Watch can generate a smoke screen? Not terribly useful

Flash Gordon Ramsay
Sep 28, 2004



Grimey Drawer

I'm so here for the face with a dozen complications

MarcusSA
Sep 23, 2007



Grimey Drawer

UVI index?

ratbert90
Feb 12, 2009
JUST FUCKING STOP, JESUS H. CHRIST


Binary Badger posted:

next gen of Apple Watch can generate a smoke screen? Not terribly useful

True Batman mode

Happy Noodle Boy
Jul 3, 2002

Don't fuckle with Shuckle(s)

Like that other Shuckle, but different.


Screen curves/edges look good.

logikv9
Mar 4, 2009




Ham Wrangler

just put everything on the watchface why not

Binary Badger
Oct 11, 2005

Trolling Link for a decade


I need my watch to be bigger so I can use it as an offensive weapon (once again the blade, but pointed AWAY from the user)

Happy Noodle Boy
Jul 3, 2002

Don't fuckle with Shuckle(s)

Like that other Shuckle, but different.


8 complications.

PaganGoatPants
Jan 18, 2012

TODAY WAS THE SPECIAL SALE DAY!


Why are they called "complications?"

AlternateAccount
Apr 25, 2005
FYGM

Ultraviolet index, yes. For people that care... about that.... like... skin cancer survivors I guess?

AlternateAccount
Apr 25, 2005
FYGM

PaganGoatPants posted:

Why are they called "complications?"

That's what the little bits are called in mechanical watches.

Bob Morales
Aug 18, 2006

This post is good to go


Watches are stupid wake me up when they show the phones

Happy Noodle Boy
Jul 3, 2002

Don't fuckle with Shuckle(s)

Like that other Shuckle, but different.


Hell yeah new modular face.

Binary Badger
Oct 11, 2005

Trolling Link for a decade


YOU DIED 34 minutes ago

Rick
Feb 23, 2004
And now the whole nation - pulpit and all - will take up the war-cry, and shout itself hoarse, and mob any honest man who ventures to open his mouth; and presently such mouths will cease to open.

Oh no they're messing with modular I'm crying.

Thwomp
Apr 9, 2003

BA-DUHHH

Grimey Drawer

PaganGoatPants posted:

Why are they called "complications?"

Because Dark Sky finds it so drat complicated to get it working correctly.

ratbert90
Feb 12, 2009
JUST FUCKING STOP, JESUS H. CHRIST


We created 10 new watch faces and overcomplicated it!

* Third party watch faces not available.

Happy Noodle Boy
Jul 3, 2002

Don't fuckle with Shuckle(s)

Like that other Shuckle, but different.


what the gently caress is this.

logikv9
Mar 4, 2009




Ham Wrangler

I forget to breathe all the time thanks tim

ManSedan
May 7, 2006
Seats 4

VAPE FACE

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Binary Badger
Oct 11, 2005

Trolling Link for a decade


I need the water face for when I'm on line for the bathroom

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