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Happy Noodle Boy
Jul 3, 2002



We’re like 5 years away from Apple offering health insurance to go along the watch.

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KidDynamite
Feb 11, 2005



why is there so much clapping for the electrodes?

Happy Noodle Boy
Jul 3, 2002



KidDynamite posted:

why is there so much clapping for the electrodes?

Science!

TraderStav
May 19, 2006

It feels like I was standing my entire life and I just sat down


KidDynamite posted:

why is there so much clapping for the electrodes?

It's what your body craves, duh.

mattfl
Aug 27, 2004



MarcusSA posted:

Apple Watch saving lives.


https://www.cnet.com/news/apple-watch-saved-life-deanna-recktenwald/
https://www.cnbc.com/2017/10/16/apple-watch-saved-my-life-says-man.html
https://www.ajc.com/news/local/man-says-apple-watch-saved-his-life/Bf1Qg0lZtqmMYNlkLpMq7K/

Multiple times infact

FlapYoJacks
Feb 12, 2009


Happy Noodle Boy posted:

Were like 5 years away from Apple offering health insurance to go along the watch.

New feature idea for watch series 10: Shove it up your rear end and it will give you a fecal readout.

Binary Badger
Oct 11, 2005

Trolling Link for a decade




We're gonna give Dr. Igor a mild electric shock to test the Apple Watch

Yo Iggy get up it's not funny

marmot25
May 16, 2004



Yam Slacker

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VBU8t-GbRhg

AlternateAccount
Apr 25, 2005
FYGM

KidDynamite posted:

why is there so much clapping for the electrodes?

Because the presentation paused for it and the theater is full of lemmings?

KidDynamite
Feb 11, 2005



who the fucks heartrate is 78 resting?

FlapYoJacks
Feb 12, 2009


KidDynamite posted:

who the fucks heartrate is 78 resting?

That's super high yeah.

Splinter
Jul 4, 2003
Cowabunga!

I'm here for the Mac Minis

tim plz

logikv9
Mar 4, 2009




Ham Wrangler

i loving love squiggly lines

Pivo
Aug 20, 2004




Investors are probably happy about this

Escape Goat
Jan 30, 2009

Punlock
Goon made word game


Happy Noodle Boy posted:

This is an excellent opportunity for a demonstration.

Missed opportunity for guest speaker Chevy Chase

FlapYoJacks
Feb 12, 2009


Splinter posted:

I'm here for the Mac Minis

tim plz

LOL

Binary Badger
Oct 11, 2005

Trolling Link for a decade




apple watch should also provide defribbulator to go with ECG

ZZZZZZAAAAARRRRGGGKKKKK ok im up

logikv9
Mar 4, 2009




Ham Wrangler

FDA

*goes loving insane*

Happy Noodle Boy
Jul 3, 2002



Clapping at the FDA lmao

Secht
Oct 5, 2012


Splinter posted:

I'm here for the Mac Minis

tim plz

Jokes on you...

Binary Badger
Oct 11, 2005

Trolling Link for a decade




whats all that swirly poo poo inside my heart no wonder im hosed up

Comfy Fleece Sweater
Apr 2, 2013

You see, but you do not observe.



KidDynamite posted:

who the fucks heartrate is 78 resting?


Mine is like 78 during the day, and about 50-60 when in bed

logikv9
Mar 4, 2009




Ham Wrangler

hell yeah privacy eat our dick google

MarcusSA
Sep 23, 2007



Happy Noodle Boy posted:

Clapping at the FDA lmao

I mean it kinda goes a long way that they actually are doing things with Government approval. :shrug:

I was a little surprised that they had done it.

Rick
Feb 23, 2004
And now the whole nation - pulpit and all - will take up the war-cry, and shout itself hoarse, and mob any honest man who ventures to open his mouth; and presently such mouths will cease to open.

Happy Noodle Boy posted:

We’re like 5 years away from Apple offering health insurance to go along the watch.

Approved in Arizona in 2087.

Happy Noodle Boy
Jul 3, 2002



Does it still have a 1 hour LTE talk time?

mattfl
Aug 27, 2004



But can I use my previous bands Jeff?!

Xabi
Jan 21, 2006

Inventor of the Marmite pasty


I'm glad to know that battery life isn't improved.

Rick
Feb 23, 2004
And now the whole nation - pulpit and all - will take up the war-cry, and shout itself hoarse, and mob any honest man who ventures to open his mouth; and presently such mouths will cease to open.

Splinter posted:

I'm here for the Mac Minis

tim plz

You're gonna be sad )=

Escape Goat
Jan 30, 2009

Punlock
Goon made word game


Binary Badger posted:

apple watch should also provide defribbulator to go with ECG

ZZZZZZAAAAARRRRGGGKKKKK ok im up

Then you'd have to buy two watches.

Happy Noodle Boy
Jul 3, 2002



gently caress yes Jony Ive narration time.

marmot25
May 16, 2004



Yam Slacker

Binary Badger posted:

apple watch should also provide defribbulator to go with ECG

ZZZZZZAAAAARRRRGGGKKKKK ok im up
Two iPhones brought together pair to become a defibrillator

This is what wireless charging was really for and why they haven’t shipped a base station for it yet

Flash Gordon Ramsay
Sep 28, 2004



Grimey Drawer

Gimme that Johnny Ive AMSR vid

Snuffman
May 21, 2004



Yay, Jony. I thought he was dead.

Binary Badger
Oct 11, 2005

Trolling Link for a decade




Oh geez get the gently caress off the screen Jony

you suck and you design suck

logikv9
Mar 4, 2009




Ham Wrangler

we make the screen bigger and it's slightly thinner, and is a dramatic redesign that cannot be beaten ever

MarcusSA
Sep 23, 2007



Happy Noodle Boy posted:

Does it still have a 1 hour LTE talk time?

No idea but increasing the workout time to 6 hours is pretty good.

They didn't actually improve much for me to make the jump from my 3. I use it mainly for notifications and workout tracking and that hasn't changed.

Nice watch but not enough new poo poo for me.

ShoogaSlim
May 22, 2001

YOU ARE THE DUMBEST MEATHEAD IDIOT ON THE PLANET, STOP FUCKING POSTING



i forgot jony ive still worked at apple

Comfy Fleece Sweater
Apr 2, 2013

You see, but you do not observe.



Binary Badger posted:

Oh geez get the gently caress off the screen Jony

you suck and you design suck

What
*has heart attack, dies because of no Apple Watch series 4*

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Flash Gordon Ramsay
Sep 28, 2004



Grimey Drawer

marmot25 posted:

Two iPhones brought together pair to become a defibrillator

This is what wireless charging was really for and why they haven’t shipped a base station for it yet

"CLEAR!"

"I'm trying, but every time I press cancel it asks for my iCloud password"

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