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Rick
Feb 23, 2004
When I was 17, my father was so stupid, I didn't want to be seen with him in public. When I was 24, I was amazed at how much the old man had learned in just 7 years.
Apple Exlax

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MarcusSA
Sep 23, 2007

Soooo glad I didn't get the X last year. The MAX (lol) is 100% my jam.

EL BROMANCE
Jun 10, 2006

COWABUNGA DUDES!
🥷🐢😬



Love to watch the most recent movie Lego Batman on my phone.

AlternateAccount
Apr 25, 2005
FYGM

Boris Galerkin posted:

Apple iPhone X[s] Max

This is bad. It would have been better to go with:

iPhone X[s]
iPhone X[s] Big Fucker

Happy Noodle Boy
Jul 3, 2002


OldSenileGuy posted:

Wait, did I just see that the Xs doesn't get HDR and Dolby Vision? That's limited to XsMax?? WTF

Steve smiles from above.

Secht
Oct 5, 2012

Happy Noodle Boy posted:

Give them pencil support, you cowards!

It takes courage not too.

Binary Badger
Oct 11, 2005

Trolling Link for a decade


phaser banks and photon torpedoes all in the notch

FlapYoJacks
Feb 12, 2009

AlternateAccount posted:

This is bad. It would have been better to go with:

iPhone X[s]
iPhone X[s] Big Fucker

BFP

AlternateAccount
Apr 25, 2005
FYGM

EL BROMANCE posted:

Love to watch the most recent movie Lego Batman on my phone.

I'd like a graph of the spike in SHILLer's bank account right after those words were spoken.

FlapYoJacks
Feb 12, 2009
Fun fact:

The SD855 is supposed to be as fast as the A11.

Flash Gordon Ramsay
Sep 28, 2004

Grimey Drawer

OldSenileGuy posted:

Last year, weren't they all "it's not iphone ten it's iphone ex"

this year it's all "iphone ten ess"

:confused:

No it's always been ten.

Binary Badger
Oct 11, 2005

Trolling Link for a decade


oh yeah we adopted the same NVMe raiding in the rmbp to make the phone faster

limp dick calvin
Sep 1, 2006

Strepitoso. Vedete? Una meraviglia.
I am absolutely getting the maxiest max phone

Snuffman
May 21, 2004

Where's my SE2?

logikv9
Mar 5, 2009


Ham Wrangler
iphone internals have always owned

maduin
Mar 4, 2003
those loving dad jeans phil's wearing though

FlapYoJacks
Feb 12, 2009

Consummate Professional posted:

I am absolutely getting the maxiest max phone

But then what about next year when your phone is outclassed by the Maxiest-max-max phone? :confused:

TyrantWD
Nov 6, 2010
Ignore my doomerism, I don't think better things are possible
The Gold Xs Max will be sold out at 3:00:01 EST.

Happy Noodle Boy
Jul 3, 2002


I can’t bring myself to buy the big fucker phone. X is already the perfect size.

MarcusSA
Sep 23, 2007

Show me the GAMES!

logikv9
Mar 5, 2009


Ham Wrangler
apple is bad at AI poo poo

Thwomp
Apr 10, 2003

BA-DUHHH

Grimey Drawer

ratbert90 posted:

But then what about next year when your phone is outclassed by the Maxiest-max-max phone? :confused:

iPhone XI Max

Rirse
May 7, 2006

by R. Guyovich
So is there a non-celluar Apple Watch 4?

Carlosologist
Oct 13, 2013

Revelry in the Dark

the A12 will let me watch the HDest porn

Happy Noodle Boy
Jul 3, 2002


TyrantWD posted:

The Gold Xs Max will be sold out at 3:00:01 EST.

AUP hosed up for me for 10 minutes and it put me back 2 weeks from launch last year so yeah that sounds about right.

KidDynamite
Feb 11, 2005

they beat intel to 7nm?

Binary Badger
Oct 11, 2005

Trolling Link for a decade


neural engine hooks up to your brain GPU hooks up to your eyeballs no more need for a screen

mattfl
Aug 27, 2004

Rirse posted:

So is there a non-celluar Apple Watch 4?

Yes

TyrantWD
Nov 6, 2010
Ignore my doomerism, I don't think better things are possible

Rirse posted:

So is there a non-celluar Apple Watch 4?

There is. 399 on sale this Friday.

OldSenileGuy
Mar 13, 2001
lol that a11 bionic is DOGSHIT

FlapYoJacks
Feb 12, 2009

Rirse posted:

So is there a non-celluar Apple Watch 4?

Yes

maduin
Mar 4, 2003

Rirse posted:

So is there a non-celluar Apple Watch 4?
yeah. gps starts at $400

Thwomp
Apr 10, 2003

BA-DUHHH

Grimey Drawer

Rirse posted:

So is there a non-celluar Apple Watch 4?

Yeah. Starts at $399.

AlternateAccount
Apr 25, 2005
FYGM
I am iPhone Decimus Maximus, and I will have your wallet in this refresh cycle or the next.

Pivo
Aug 20, 2004


KidDynamite posted:

they beat intel to 7nm?

TSMC did ya

Somewhat Heroic
Oct 11, 2007

(Insert Mad Max related text)



Snuffman posted:

Where's my SE2?

This is what I am desperately waiting for. I broke my screen about a month ago and figured I would just wait.

Phil plz

Binary Badger
Oct 11, 2005

Trolling Link for a decade


once again all technology does is make it easier to enjoy porn

FlapYoJacks
Feb 12, 2009

KidDynamite posted:

they beat intel to 7nm?

Lol intel is still at 14 for the last 3 generations.

logikv9
Mar 5, 2009


Ham Wrangler
it's not the same 7nm I think

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OldSenileGuy
Mar 13, 2001
no joke i feel so bad for anyone that has that piece of poo poo garbage a11 bionic chip

sad!

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