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FlapYoJacks
Feb 12, 2009

OldSenileGuy posted:

no joke i feel so bad for anyone that has that piece of poo poo garbage a11 bionic chip

sad!

I prefer owners that has a12 chips

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MarcusSA
Sep 23, 2007

lol 512 GB.

Vegetable
Oct 22, 2010

Somehow all of this feels less convincing knowing that it's coming from the Senior Director of Product Marketing. why bring out a marketing person ever

TheWevel
Apr 14, 2002
Send Help; Trapped in Stupid Factory
throw whatever you bought last year INTO THE GARBAGE

logikv9
Mar 5, 2009


Ham Wrangler
that's pretty loving fast

nerdrum
Aug 17, 2007

where am I
The amount of effort they put into hiding the notch in all of these PR shots is honestly hilarious.

Also, this is a great article about the 7nm process they're using:

https://www.anandtech.com/show/12677/tsmc-kicks-off-volume-production-of-7nm-chips

At this point, I can't imagine apple going another few generations without starting their own foundry at this point, they're so ahead of the curve when it comes to step down process and power it's outrageous.

ditty bout my clitty
May 28, 2011

by FactsAreUseless
Fun Shoe
How fast chips do I need to watch porn on my phone anyway

Binary Badger
Oct 11, 2005

Trolling Link for a decade


Bow wow meow san carlos

sounds like a new vapowave group

Pivo
Aug 20, 2004


logikv9 posted:

it's not the same 7nm I think

Intel's 7nm equivalent is 10nm

and they are late to that. Intel 7nm would be equivalent to TSMCs planned 5nm

limp dick calvin
Sep 1, 2006

Strepitoso. Vedete? Una meraviglia.

ratbert90 posted:

But then what about next year when your phone is outclassed by the Maxiest-max-max phone? :confused:

Upgrade program babyyy

Vegetable
Oct 22, 2010

I think Steve woulda been pretty pissed at the notch and also at the name. What the gently caress iPhone X S Max

MarcusSA
Sep 23, 2007

Consummate Professional posted:

Upgrade program babyyy

Rick
Feb 23, 2004
When I was 17, my father was so stupid, I didn't want to be seen with him in public. When I was 24, I was amazed at how much the old man had learned in just 7 years.
Thank you Siri for the reminder to not forget my vag.

logikv9
Mar 5, 2009


Ham Wrangler
nine



times

Binary Badger
Oct 11, 2005

Trolling Link for a decade


LOL at quick shot of hair force one in shadow

Happy Noodle Boy
Jul 3, 2002


I have no idea what any of this means.

MarcusSA
Sep 23, 2007

God gently caress AR.

Why won't it just die already?

TheWevel
Apr 14, 2002
Send Help; Trapped in Stupid Factory
ar is stupid, no one has ever shown something useful that it can do

maduin
Mar 4, 2003

Vegetable posted:

I think Steve woulda been pretty pissed at the notch and also at the name. What the gently caress iPhone X S Max

steve was terrible at naming poo poo

Snuffman
May 21, 2004

BRB rendering an underwater room so realistic, my iWatch will call 911 because it thinks I'm drowning.

AlternateAccount
Apr 25, 2005
FYGM

TheWevel posted:

ar is stupid, no one has ever shown something useful that it can do

1000x this.

TyrantWD
Nov 6, 2010
Ignore my doomerism, I don't think better things are possible
That espresso machine looks expensive.

Vegetable
Oct 22, 2010

maduin posted:

steve was terrible at naming poo poo
name one

AlternateAccount
Apr 25, 2005
FYGM
How long has it been since we've had our hair blown back by a ONE MORE THING that came out of loving nowhere?

awesome-express
Dec 30, 2008


‘The Mac Man’ was Steve’s preferred name for the iMac.

Vegetable
Oct 22, 2010

poo poo fallout now possible on poo poo phone

Truther Vandross
Jun 17, 2008

This lady comes across like she injects TED talks directly into her veins.

Binary Badger
Oct 11, 2005

Trolling Link for a decade


A12 Bionic - still not fast enough for x86 emulation

TyrantWD
Nov 6, 2010
Ignore my doomerism, I don't think better things are possible
Skyrim for iPhone?

MarcusSA
Sep 23, 2007

Oh yess Bethesda.

Splinter
Jul 4, 2003
Cowabunga!

TheWevel posted:

ar is stupid, no one has ever shown something useful that it can do

Are you implying Pokemon aren't useful?

Craptacular!
Jul 9, 2001

Fuck the DH
My mom has an Apple Watch and it’s such a deeply personal device that it’s hard to justify telling her that I’d like to wipe it for a day and use it to get an idea of the lifestyle improvements in any. She’s too tech-intimidated to use the notifications, widgets, etc; like we literally just learned we can do speakerphone calls on it last month. It’s an expensive heart rate monitor with a clock.

Based on how elderly the features focused are, I’m guessing Apple is also seeing the Watch as a must have niche product for elderly people.

Happy Noodle Boy
Jul 3, 2002


GIVE ME SKYRIM

KidDynamite
Feb 11, 2005

our eyes already lie to us i don't need my loving phone to lie about what i'm seeing too

MarcusSA
Sep 23, 2007

wait didn't they show this before?

KidDynamite
Feb 11, 2005

Happy Noodle Boy posted:

GIVE ME SKYRIM

no please my wife will buy it for the 4th time

Rirse
May 7, 2006

by R. Guyovich

MarcusSA posted:

wait didn't they show this before?

At Bethedsa E3 show.

Binary Badger
Oct 11, 2005

Trolling Link for a decade


this is all so Jony can have that AR BDSM dungeon game he's always wanted

AlternateAccount
Apr 25, 2005
FYGM
LOL at this guy pretending like he's playing this live on stage.

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Comfy Fleece Sweater
Apr 2, 2013

You see, but you do not observe.

AlternateAccount posted:

How long has it been since we've had our hair blown back by a ONE MORE THING that came out of loving nowhere?

When did Steve die?

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