- blaise rascal
-
"Duke, Duke, Duke, Duke of Pearl...."
|
The great thing about clothes is that everyone has their own reason for wearing them! What's yours?
For me, it's a toss up between insulation by virtue of entrapped air and the comforting feeling of the fluffy surface fuzz!
|
#
?
Sep 12, 2018 21:50
|
|
- Adbot
-
ADBOT LOVES YOU
|
|
|
#
?
Apr 18, 2024 21:38
|
|
- alnilam
-
|
camoflauge. it makes me blend in with the humans
|
|
#
?
Sep 12, 2018 23:32
|
|
- Dungeon Ecology
-
|
for the armor class bonus obv
|
|
#
?
Sep 13, 2018 00:09
|
|
- Moon Atari
-
|
So the other boys won't make fun of my tiny penis and undescended testicles.
|
|
#
?
Sep 13, 2018 00:21
|
|
- Luvcow
-
One day nearer spring
|
i wear clothes bc they keep arresting me when i don't
|
|
#
?
Sep 13, 2018 02:24
|
|
- Moon Atari
-
|
The courts have ordered me to remain fully clothed at all times, even when bathing. No, not that court. Have you heard of the Roman Curia? Yeah, the one at the Vatican. I don't really understand it. Something about a "darkest prophecy". Has to do with something called "the fall of the father and collapse of the kingdom". Sorry I'm kind of vague. Bit of a gaffe actually. I can't read Latin very well and everytime Francis tries to explain it to me he starts vomiting blood, the poor old bugger.
|
|
#
?
Sep 13, 2018 02:56
|
|
- Coolness Averted
-
oh don't worry, I can't smell asparagus piss, it's in my DNA
GO HOGG WILD!
🐗🐗🐗🐗🐗
|
it helps hide my shame
|
|
#
?
Sep 13, 2018 05:27
|
|
- FutonForensic
-
|
Why do I... *looks down* gah!!
 
|
|
#
?
Sep 13, 2018 05:33
|
|
- Macnult
-
|
it’s chilly
|
|
#
?
Sep 13, 2018 06:36
|
|
- Macnult
-
|
to celebrate this human sui...
um
i mean
celebrate the human figure
|
|
#
?
Sep 13, 2018 06:38
|
|
- Fredrik1
-
Gopherslayer
|
Because I'm ugly as gently caress an hiding as much as possible of me is the best possible course of action
|
|
#
?
Sep 13, 2018 14:43
|
|
- treasure bear
-
|
im a fashion icon + trendsetter, if i didn't wear clothes nobody would
|
|
#
?
Sep 13, 2018 15:29
|
|
- vanisher
-
|
A side effect of that story is that my lifespan is considerably shorter. But at least I have fashion, so maybe it evens out
|
|
#
?
Sep 13, 2018 17:03
|
|
- vanisher
-
|
Genesis 3:21-22 "and god gave them fashion, but took from them eternal life" (new BYOB translation)
|
|
#
?
Sep 13, 2018 17:08
|
|
- Luvcow
-
One day nearer spring
|
drat.. now that movie where that kid fucks that apple pie make so much more sense
my mind is blown
|
|
#
?
Sep 13, 2018 17:09
|
|
- Luvcow
-
One day nearer spring
|
I believe genesis also had something about a flute, but that part got trimmed
truth to that brother
|
|
#
?
Sep 13, 2018 17:20
|
|
- Barking Gecko
-
Mahoro says, "Naughty things are bad."
|
for the pockets
|
|
#
?
Sep 14, 2018 18:48
|
|
- Peg Sliderskew
-
|
Colours and pictures. I could cover my body with tattoos, but they are expensive and always look the same. With clothes I can be covered in red elephants, or blue elephants or yellow elephants... the elephant spectrum is endless (within the laws of physics).
Courtesy of Manifisto
|
|
#
?
Sep 14, 2018 19:45
|
|
- Macnult
-
|
|
|
#
?
Sep 14, 2018 20:37
|
|
- Luvcow
-
One day nearer spring
|
*in alec baldwin voice, while pointing to blackboard*
a-b-c. a-always, b-be, c-clothed. always be clothed. always be clothed.
|
|
#
?
Sep 14, 2018 20:45
|
|
- Adbot
-
ADBOT LOVES YOU
|
|
|
#
?
Apr 18, 2024 21:38
|
|
- Ahundredbux
-
The right to bear arms
|
*in alec baldwin voice, while pointing to blackboard*
a-b-c. a-always, b-be, c-clothed. always be clothed. always be clothed.
|
|
#
?
Sep 14, 2018 20:58
|
|
#
?
Sep 12, 2018 21:50
Wow, some great responses. For all those reasons and more, it's good to always remember to wear clothes! I like to tape a note to my door so I don't forget, LOL!
