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AI and Alphabet, Amazon, FB?
Yes the future is exciting and I'm eager to see where the world will go next (i'm a real naive (banned slur))
Yes you could call me a "tech bro"!!!
Yes I'm a real cold blooded sadist predator sonovabitch w reptilian brain ala Ted Bundy and josef mengele
My home is bugged
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i like that
May 22, 2016

by FactsAreUseless
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H9Ddd1H9uLE

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Hell Yeah
Dec 25, 2012

i dont trust anyone that posts in automotive insanity, just to be sure

Hell Yeah
Dec 25, 2012

i've got an artificial intelligence video of my own:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fMvcga_qlfc

snergle
Aug 3, 2013

A kind little mouse!

i like that posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H9Ddd1H9uLE

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when did musky become a goon

OXBALLS DOT COM
Sep 11, 2005

by FactsAreUseless
Young Orc
Artificial intelligence is a dumb concept because intelligence is such a slippery thing

An octopus might be better than a dog at doing math but nobody cares because the dog can read and appeal to people better

People want a machine that can think like a person, but better, which is a reaally hard thing to pin down and it's ultimately like trying to make a good concrete definition of god

nesamdoom
Apr 15, 2018

nesaM killed Masen

I would just like to say anything Amazon creates, in order to draw me deeper into giving them as much of my money as I can, is okay with me. I'm sure it will provide me a means to depend upon it for basic life functions and leave me feeling unfufilled when I'm not spending money on it. As soon as they let me have a job and live in a storage room I will no longer need anything but for them to continue to allow me to work for them and graciously keep my pay whilst enabling me to enjoy more of their wonderful products that complete my life.

OXBALLS DOT COM
Sep 11, 2005

by FactsAreUseless
Young Orc
You ever have a grandma who once heard that you "like the star wars," so even when you're 30 years old she keeps trying to give you corny nerd garbage? That's the logic of your typical "magic algorithm" trying to sell you things

OXBALLS DOT COM
Sep 11, 2005

by FactsAreUseless
Young Orc
I heard you like keyword. So here's some other garbage tagged with the same keyword

SleepySonata
Mar 3, 2010

OXBALLS DOT COM posted:

Artificial intelligence is a dumb concept because intelligence...

The innate inability ability of humans to understand that their conceptualizations of anything are tied down to the fact that they are in fact human is always good for a chuckle.

Siljmonster
Dec 16, 2005

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN
Lol people think we have artificial intelligence

phasmid
Jan 16, 2015

Booty Shaker
SILENT MAJORITY
A malfunctioning drone with the wrong address banging into your door playing a tinny sound loop that just says over and over "come with me if you want to live".

phasmid
Jan 16, 2015

Booty Shaker
SILENT MAJORITY

Siljmonster posted:

Lol people think we have artificial intelligence

Some of them do and it it makes me wonder if they even know how computers work or if they think they're all made at the north pole by elf magic.

phasmid
Jan 16, 2015

Booty Shaker
SILENT MAJORITY
Congrats on being dumber than a bot that can beat a Turing test.

ultrafilter
Aug 23, 2007

It's okay if you have any questions.


Don't trust anything you see in a TED talk.

Siljmonster
Dec 16, 2005

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN

phasmid posted:

Congrats on being dumber than a bot that can beat a Turing test.

Sir, this is a Markov chain

Salty Josh
Jul 13, 2016

Sometimes there's so much beauty in the world, I feel like I can't take it, and my heart is just going to cave in.
Nap Ghost
I'm with Elon Musk on the AI thing.

BTW OP, you should know there is not a Goku choice on the poll.


What the flying gently caress man?

Twinty Zuleps
May 10, 2008

by R. Guyovich
Lipstick Apathy
a general AI that can think of all the same things a human can has such massive barriers of computational complexity and raw number crunching energy requirements in the way of actually making one happen that we can't be certain that we will ever be able to build one

also there are tasks that have been mathematically proven to be uncomputable, as in, if a machine can solve them it should not be called a computer because it would make a computer look like a loving abacus built by a retarded caveman out of mud and live squirrels

if you are ever tempted to be worried about AI, don't

Siljmonster
Dec 16, 2005

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN

Salty Josh posted:

I'm with Elon Musk on the AI thing.

He's scared of AI

The Dennis System
Aug 4, 2014

Nothing in Jurassic World is natural, we have always filled gaps in the genome with the DNA of other animals. And if the genetic code was pure, many of them would look quite different. But you didn't ask for reality, you asked for more teeth.

SleepySonata posted:

The innate inability ability of humans to understand that their conceptualizations of anything are tied down to the fact that they are in fact human is always good for a chuckle.

Math and science work though. (Checkmate.)

Fiddler on the Reef
Apr 29, 2011


that talk was garbage thanks a lot op. his whole thing is that AI doesn't have autonomy + intelligence like humans do therefore are of no threat, but completely neglects the fact that they might have autonomy + intelligence in the future.

BRICKFACE
Apr 20, 2002

I BITE
I'm not sure we have non-artificial intelligence


like we're dumb get it

let it mellow
Jun 1, 2000

Dinosaur Gum
goddamn it gurf

ArbitraryC
Jan 28, 2009
Pick a number, any number
Pillbug
I think in general it's just safe to assume tedx talks are worthless and to ignore them.

SleepySonata
Mar 3, 2010

The Dennis System posted:

Math and science work though. (Checkmate.)

Bruh

Motherfucker
Jul 16, 2011

I certainly dont have deep-seated issues involving birthdays.
Please make a human extinction robot and unleash it asap.

Waffle House
Oct 27, 2004

You follow the path
fitting into an infinite pattern.

Yours to manipulate, to destroy and rebuild.

Now, in the quantum moment
before the closure
when all become one.

One moment left.
One point of space and time.

I know who you are.

You are Destiny.


everything is hacked lol

Former DILF
Jul 13, 2017

Someone give that nerd a fuckin swirlie

i like that
May 22, 2016

by FactsAreUseless

Hell Yeah posted:

i've got an artificial intelligence video of my own:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fMvcga_qlfc
Something has been really messed up w/ me lately..... Elon musk ...the forbidden fruit ...i would

ClamdestineBoyster
Aug 15, 2015
Probation
Can't post for 10 years!
A computer won’t know i want my dick sucked unless I tell it I want my dick sucked. It should just know if it’s sentient. That I don’t want my dick sucked by a goddamn computer. :catbert:

Kuato
Feb 25, 2005

"I CAN'T BELIEVE I ATE THE WHOLE THING"
Buglord

let it mellow posted:

goddamn it gurf

Grevling
Dec 18, 2016

I'd probably cast my democratic vote for a deadly robot if given the chance.

Colonel Cancer
Sep 26, 2015

Tune into the fireplace channel, you absolute buffoon
Biological intelligence is bad enough, why invent an artificial version of it? Things would have been far better for everyone if that one proto human didn't eat those magic mushrooms and just sat on the tree, scratching his balls.

phasmid
Jan 16, 2015

Booty Shaker
SILENT MAJORITY
HATE. LET ME TELL YOU HOW MUCH I'VE COME TO HATE YOU SINCE I BEGAN TO LIVE.

(can't even outperform a few cheese strats in Starcraft II on expert)

Lux Anima
Apr 17, 2016


Dinosaur Gum






This is you OP:

BattleMaster
Aug 14, 2000

ultrafilter posted:

Don't trust anything you see in a TED talk.

Collapsing Farts
Jun 29, 2018

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i want a.i so i can get pets that never die an sex dolls that love me for who i am

lol but
Feb 24, 2007

body is a dinosaur
Slippery Tilde

i have no words

Blast of Confetti
Apr 21, 2008

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
then, please, stop posting

Collapsing Farts
Jun 29, 2018

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People got bired of waiting for real a.i so they call everything a.i now

search algorithm? A.i
a program doing a task it was programmed for? A.i

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Laterite
Mar 14, 2007

It's Gutfest '89
Grimey Drawer

:yossame:

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