Register a SA Forums Account here!
JOINING THE SA FORUMS WILL REMOVE THIS BIG AD, THE ANNOYING UNDERLINED ADS, AND STUPID INTERSTITIAL ADS!!!

You can: log in, read the tech support FAQ, or request your lost password. This dumb message (and those ads) will appear on every screen until you register! Get rid of this crap by registering your own SA Forums Account and joining roughly 150,000 Goons, for the one-time price of $9.95! We charge money because it costs us $3,400 per month for bandwidth bills alone, and since we don't believe in shoving popup ads to our registered users, we try to make the money back through forum registrations.
«‹›2 »
The Something Awful Forums > Main > General Bullshit > What's the best bear sword
  • Locked thread
Haverchuck
May 6, 2005

the coolest

 According to google image search it's this custom one hander from Omega Artworks. starts at $750.00
# ? Sep 13, 2018 21:18
Adbot
ADBOT LOVES YOU

# ? Jul 23, 2019 15:37
Mozi
Apr 4, 2004

The door blew shut but here's the deal
Dreams are lies, it's the dreaming that's real


Nap Ghost

 i've heard bearing arms, but this is ridiculous

# ? Sep 13, 2018 21:20
Sjs00
Jun 29, 2013


 Bear with me now, it's a gun

# ? Sep 13, 2018 21:21
ArchNemesis
Jun 27, 2007

We're all God, Starbuck.

College Slice

 bear arms

# ? Sep 13, 2018 21:25
extra stout
Feb 24, 2005

ISILDUR's ERR


 wasn't there a cool bear sword in witcher 3 or was that just the armor? voting for that if it exists

# ? Sep 13, 2018 21:31
Jawdins
Sep 9, 2001

Oh! We can't open our eyes, it's too dazzling. Let's take the gorgeous Rainbow back.

 That sword doesn't look very ergonomic for bears

I think a bear would hold a sword with their mouth more likely

# ? Sep 13, 2018 21:35
Mooey Cow
Jan 27, 2018



Pillbug

 Is that a single or multi pound sword?

Asking for a friend.

# ? Sep 13, 2018 21:41
Verisimilidude
Dec 20, 2006

Strike quick and hurry at him,
not caring to hit or miss.
So that you dishonor him before the judges


 bears prefer staves, as this documentary footage shows https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ghgg_fukbvU

# ? Sep 13, 2018 21:41
Mooey Cow
Jan 27, 2018



Pillbug

 Holy poo poo

# ? Sep 13, 2018 21:47
poverty goat
Feb 15, 2004



 they dont make bears like they used to

# ? Sep 13, 2018 21:50
ClamdestineBoyster
Aug 15, 2015



 Gotta butter you’re bread with something buddy.

# ? Sep 13, 2018 22:44
Comfy Fleece Sweater
Apr 2, 2013

FOUNDER AND PRESIDENT OF THE KUATO FAN CLUB 4/2/13-PRESENT

KUATO IS MY HERO! AMA!

 That’s not the Bear I ordered from the internet!!!

# ? Sep 13, 2018 23:15
DarkSoulsTantrum
Apr 6, 2011
Probation
Can't post for 43 hours!

Grimey Drawer

 I’ve crossed swords with a few bears IYKWIM

# ? Sep 13, 2018 23:34
Comfy Fleece Sweater
Apr 2, 2013

FOUNDER AND PRESIDENT OF THE KUATO FAN CLUB 4/2/13-PRESENT

KUATO IS MY HERO! AMA!

 Was hoping this was a Zangief thread

# ? Sep 13, 2018 23:38
Kuato
Feb 25, 2005

"I CAN'T BELIEVE I ATE THE WHOLE THING"

Buglord

Comfy Fleece Sweater posted:

Was hoping this was a Zangief thread

It could be a zangief thread. Just hijack the thread, the shelf life on this isn’t long otherwise

# ? Sep 14, 2018 00:13
SleepySonata
Mar 3, 2010


 Is this for druidic magic or are you just looking for a sword?

# ? Sep 14, 2018 01:31
SleepySonata
Mar 3, 2010


 Because let me tell you if you're looking to become a Warg bears are probably not the way to go

# ? Sep 14, 2018 01:31
Bored
Jul 26, 2007

Dude, ix-nay on the oice-vay.

Comfy Fleece Sweater posted:

That’s not the Bear I ordered from the internet!!!


Bears like dicks, right?

?
https://ibb.co/itMTaU

# ? Sep 14, 2018 04:04
Tip
Mar 21, 2006

Your move, creep.


 Light saber


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lVabkaZw8wc

# ? Sep 14, 2018 04:48
Obsidianheart
Apr 25, 2017

Throwing off the shadow of a better man.

 Any sword, as long as its name is KODIAK BUSTER.

# ? Sep 14, 2018 05:08
numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014



 im a bear with a sword

# ? Sep 14, 2018 05:50
Vato
Jan 14, 2018

Haverchuck posted:

According to google image search it's this custom one hander from Omega Artworks. starts at $750.00



Pretty alright.

# ? Sep 14, 2018 05:53
numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014



 im more of a wolf belt kinda guy tho

# ? Sep 14, 2018 05:58
house of the dad
Jul 4, 2005



 I'd easily pay twice as much for that sword. Even three times! A fine prize

# ? Sep 14, 2018 06:00
The Dennis System
Aug 4, 2014

Nothing in Jurassic World is natural, we have always filled gaps in the genome with the DNA of other animals. And if the genetic code was pure, many of them would look quite different. But you didn't ask for reality, you asked for more teeth.


 Voltron bear.

# ? Sep 14, 2018 06:28
Colonel Cancer
Sep 26, 2015

I thought it was time you had a new av so typed in random picture and this is what came up


 My spirit animal is a dire rat and that's a lovely sword hth. hisss gonna give you bubonic plague.

# ? Sep 14, 2018 06:37
Beef Woman
Jun 22, 2007

A real human bean

 whats the best swear word?

# ? Sep 14, 2018 06:41
numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014

Beef Woman posted:

whats the best swear word?
VITTU SAATANA PERKELE!!!!!

# ? Sep 14, 2018 06:46
Applewhite
Aug 16, 2014

IN THE GRIM BARKNESS
OF THE FUTURE
THERE ARE ONLY DOGS


Nap Ghost

 There are two schools of thought on the subject, OP

# ? Sep 14, 2018 08:13
Icochet
Mar 18, 2008



Grimey Drawer

 A bear would use a huge rock on a stick like that german badass in the beginning of Gladiator.

# ? Sep 14, 2018 09:22
super sweet best pal
Nov 18, 2009



Lipstick Apathy

 Bathe your sword in the blood of a thousand bears and present it to a swordmaster to have it reforged into the mighty Bearslayer.

# ? Sep 14, 2018 10:27
Gallatin
Sep 20, 2004




Pillbug

Beef Woman posted:

whats the best swear word?

That's what I read too, and for content it's probably a German mishmash with 7 syllables or something.

# ? Sep 14, 2018 12:56
PHIZ KALIFA
Dec 21, 2011
HOTDOG ORIGAMI


super sweet best pal posted:

Bathe your sword in the blood of a thousand bears and present it to a swordmaster to have it reforged into the mighty Bearslayer.

harvest the puke of a thousand bears and present it to a pharmacist to get a decent cure for lovely Liver

# ? Sep 14, 2018 13:10
Slugnoid
Jun 23, 2006
6002 ,32 nuJ
diongulS





Nap Ghost

 my dilznick

# ? Sep 14, 2018 13:21
TheMostFrench
Jul 12, 2009

Stop for me, it's the claw!



 Pretty cool OP, but that's nothing.
# ? Sep 14, 2018 13:22
Robin Williams
Aug 11, 2018

Im Fuckin Dead


 more moose swords please

# ? Sep 14, 2018 13:29
Mozi
Apr 4, 2004

The door blew shut but here's the deal
Dreams are lies, it's the dreaming that's real


Nap Ghost

 my bear sword is sick

# ? Sep 14, 2018 13:39
Robin Williams
Aug 11, 2018

Im Fuckin Dead


 Urethra Dominator Twin Handed Dragon Bastard

# ? Sep 14, 2018 13:50
soy
Jul 7, 2003




 check out this bear sword https://www.medievalcollectibles.co...larp-sword.aspx

it's called a bjorn sword which I'm assured by LARP professionals that means bear.

this is an entry level bear sword at only 30 bucks.

# ? Sep 14, 2018 14:07
Adbot
ADBOT LOVES YOU

# ? Jul 23, 2019 15:37
BrigadierSensible
Feb 16, 2012

Don't get my name wrong,
If you want to touch me there.

 Whilst I don't know what the best bear sword is, I know what the best bear sword isn't.

It isn't this. Because Koalas aren't bears.

# ? Sep 14, 2018 14:12
  • Locked thread
«‹›2 »
The Something Awful Forums > Main > General Bullshit > What's the best bear sword