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Haverchuck: May 6, 2005; the coolest

According to google image search it's this custom one hander from Omega Artworks. starts at $750.00

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# ? Feb 21, 2019 05:39

Mozi: Apr 4, 2004; The door blew shut but here's the deal
Dreams are lies, it's the dreaming that's real; Nap Ghost

i've heard bearing arms, but this is ridiculous

# ? Sep 13, 2018 21:20

Sjs00: Jun 29, 2013

Bear with me now, it's a gun

# ? Sep 13, 2018 21:21

ArchNemesis: Jun 27, 2007; We're all God, Starbuck.; College Slice

bear arms

# ? Sep 13, 2018 21:25

extra stout: Feb 24, 2005; ISILDUR's ERR

wasn't there a cool bear sword in witcher 3 or was that just the armor? voting for that if it exists

# ? Sep 13, 2018 21:31

Jawdins: Sep 9, 2001

That sword doesn't look very ergonomic for bears

I think a bear would hold a sword with their mouth more likely

# ? Sep 13, 2018 21:35

Mooey Cow: Jan 27, 2018

Is that a single or multi pound sword?

Asking for a friend.

# ? Sep 13, 2018 21:41

Verisimilidude: Dec 20, 2006; Strike quick and hurry at him,
not caring to hit or miss.
So that you dishonor him before the judges

bears prefer staves, as this documentary footage shows https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ghgg_fukbvU

# ? Sep 13, 2018 21:41

Mooey Cow: Jan 27, 2018

Holy poo poo

# ? Sep 13, 2018 21:47

poverty goat: Feb 15, 2004; Let me tell you a thing or two about GhostCoin

they dont make bears like they used to

# ? Sep 13, 2018 21:50

ClamdestineBoyster: Aug 15, 2015; Can't post for 6 days!

Gotta butter you�re bread with something buddy.

# ? Sep 13, 2018 22:44

Comfy Fleece Sweater: Apr 2, 2013; FOUNDER AND PRESIDENT OF THE KUATO FAN CLUB 4/2/13-PRESENT

KUATO IS MY HERO! AMA!

That�s not the Bear I ordered from the internet!!!

# ? Sep 13, 2018 23:15

DarkSoulsTantrum: Apr 6, 2011; Grimey Drawer

I�ve crossed swords with a few bears IYKWIM

# ? Sep 13, 2018 23:34

Comfy Fleece Sweater: Apr 2, 2013; FOUNDER AND PRESIDENT OF THE KUATO FAN CLUB 4/2/13-PRESENT

KUATO IS MY HERO! AMA!

Was hoping this was a Zangief thread

# ? Sep 13, 2018 23:38

Kuato: Feb 25, 2005; 500 GOOD DOGS/COMFY FLEECE SWEATER ALT ACCOUNT; Buglord

Comfy Fleece Sweater posted:

Was hoping this was a Zangief thread

It could be a zangief thread. Just hijack the thread, the shelf life on this isn�t long otherwise

# ? Sep 14, 2018 00:13

SleepySonata: Mar 3, 2010

Is this for druidic magic or are you just looking for a sword?

# ? Sep 14, 2018 01:31

SleepySonata: Mar 3, 2010

Because let me tell you if you're looking to become a Warg bears are probably not the way to go

# ? Sep 14, 2018 01:31

Bored: Jul 26, 2007; Dude, ix-nay on the oice-vay.

Comfy Fleece Sweater posted:

That�s not the Bear I ordered from the internet!!!

Bears like dicks, right?

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# ? Sep 14, 2018 04:04

Tip: Mar 21, 2006; Your move, creep.

Light saber

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lVabkaZw8wc

# ? Sep 14, 2018 04:48

Obsidianheart: Apr 25, 2017; Throwing off the shadow of a better man.

Any sword, as long as its name is KODIAK BUSTER.

# ? Sep 14, 2018 05:08

numberoneposter: Feb 19, 2014

im a bear with a sword

# ? Sep 14, 2018 05:50

Vato: Jan 14, 2018

Haverchuck posted:

According to google image search it's this custom one hander from Omega Artworks. starts at $750.00

Pretty alright.

# ? Sep 14, 2018 05:53

numberoneposter: Feb 19, 2014

im more of a wolf belt kinda guy tho

# ? Sep 14, 2018 05:58

house of the dad: Jul 4, 2005

I'd easily pay twice as much for that sword. Even three times! A fine prize

# ? Sep 14, 2018 06:00

The Dennis System: Aug 4, 2014; Nothing in Jurassic World is natural, we have always filled gaps in the genome with the DNA of other animals. And if the genetic code was pure, many of them would look quite different. But you didn't ask for reality, you asked for more teeth.

Voltron bear.

# ? Sep 14, 2018 06:28

Colonel Cancer: Sep 26, 2015; I thought it was time you had a new av so typed in random picture and this is what came up

My spirit animal is a dire rat and that's a lovely sword hth. hisss gonna give you bubonic plague.

# ? Sep 14, 2018 06:37

Beef Woman: Jun 22, 2007; A real human bean

whats the best swear word?

# ? Sep 14, 2018 06:41

numberoneposter: Feb 19, 2014

Beef Woman posted:

whats the best swear word?

VITTU SAATANA PERKELE!!!!!

# ? Sep 14, 2018 06:46

Applewhite: Aug 16, 2014; IN THE GRIM BARKNESS
OF THE FUTURE
THERE ARE ONLY DOGS; Nap Ghost

There are two schools of thought on the subject, OP

# ? Sep 14, 2018 08:13

Icochet: Mar 18, 2008

A bear would use a huge rock on a stick like that german badass in the beginning of Gladiator.

# ? Sep 14, 2018 09:22

super sweet best pal: Nov 18, 2009; No need to sign, we'll take care of that.; Lipstick Apathy

Bathe your sword in the blood of a thousand bears and present it to a swordmaster to have it reforged into the mighty Bearslayer.

# ? Sep 14, 2018 10:27

Gallatin: Sep 20, 2004; Pillbug

Beef Woman posted:

whats the best swear word?

That's what I read too, and for content it's probably a German mishmash with 7 syllables or something.

# ? Sep 14, 2018 12:56

PHIZ KALIFA: Dec 21, 2011; HOTDOG ORIGAMI

super sweet best pal posted:

Bathe your sword in the blood of a thousand bears and present it to a swordmaster to have it reforged into the mighty Bearslayer.

harvest the puke of a thousand bears and present it to a pharmacist to get a decent cure for lovely Liver

# ? Sep 14, 2018 13:10

Slugnoid: Jun 23, 2006; yeah nah nah yeah~

I FRANKSTON; Nap Ghost

my dilznick

# ? Sep 14, 2018 13:21

TheMostFrench: Jul 12, 2009; Stop for me, it's the claw!

Pretty cool OP, but that's nothing.

# ? Sep 14, 2018 13:22

Robin Williams: Aug 11, 2018; Im Fuckin Dead

more moose swords please

# ? Sep 14, 2018 13:29

Mozi: Apr 4, 2004; The door blew shut but here's the deal
Dreams are lies, it's the dreaming that's real; Nap Ghost

my bear sword is sick

# ? Sep 14, 2018 13:39

Robin Williams: Aug 11, 2018; Im Fuckin Dead

Urethra Dominator Twin Handed Dragon Bastard

# ? Sep 14, 2018 13:50

soy: Jul 7, 2003

check out this bear sword https://www.medievalcollectibles.co...larp-sword.aspx

it's called a bjorn sword which I'm assured by LARP professionals that means bear.

this is an entry level bear sword at only 30 bucks.

# ? Sep 14, 2018 14:07

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# ? Feb 21, 2019 05:39

BrigadierSensible: Feb 16, 2012; Don't get my name wrong,
If you want to touch me there.

Whilst I don't know what the best bear sword is, I know what the best bear sword isn't.

It isn't this. Because Koalas aren't bears.

# ? Sep 14, 2018 14:12

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