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The Something Awful Forums > Main > General Bullshit > What's the best bear sword
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Haverchuck
May 6, 2005

the coolest

 According to google image search it's this custom one hander from Omega Artworks. starts at $750.00
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Mozi
Apr 4, 2004

The door blew shut but here's the deal
Dreams are lies, it's the dreaming that's real


Nap Ghost

 i've heard bearing arms, but this is ridiculous

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Sjs00
Jun 29, 2013
Probation
Can't post for 44 hours!

 Bear with me now, it's a gun

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ArchNemesis
Jun 27, 2007

We're all God, Starbuck.

College Slice

 bear arms

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extra stout
Feb 24, 2005

ISILDUR's ERR


 wasn't there a cool bear sword in witcher 3 or was that just the armor? voting for that if it exists

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Jawdins
Sep 9, 2001



 That sword doesn't look very ergonomic for bears

I think a bear would hold a sword with their mouth more likely

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Mooey Cow
Jan 27, 2018



 Is that a single or multi pound sword?

Asking for a friend.

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Verisimilidude
Dec 20, 2006

Strike quick and hurry at him,
not caring to hit or miss.
So that you dishonor him before the judges


 bears prefer staves, as this documentary footage shows https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ghgg_fukbvU

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Mooey Cow
Jan 27, 2018



 Holy poo poo

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poverty goat
Feb 15, 2004

Let me tell you a thing or two about GhostCoin

 they dont make bears like they used to

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ClamdestineBoyster
Aug 15, 2015



 Gotta butter you’re bread with something buddy.

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Comfy Fleece Sweater
Apr 2, 2013

FOUNDER AND PRESIDENT OF THE KUATO FAN CLUB 4/2/13-PRESENT

KUATO IS MY HERO! AMA!

 That’s not the Bear I ordered from the internet!!!

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Super Grocery Kart
Apr 6, 2011



Grimey Drawer

 I’ve crossed swords with a few bears IYKWIM

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Comfy Fleece Sweater
Apr 2, 2013

FOUNDER AND PRESIDENT OF THE KUATO FAN CLUB 4/2/13-PRESENT

KUATO IS MY HERO! AMA!

 Was hoping this was a Zangief thread

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Kuato
Feb 25, 2005

500 GOOD DOGS/COMFY FLEECE SWEATER ALT ACCOUNT

Buglord

Comfy Fleece Sweater posted:

Was hoping this was a Zangief thread

It could be a zangief thread. Just hijack the thread, the shelf life on this isn’t long otherwise

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SleepySonata
Mar 3, 2010


 Is this for druidic magic or are you just looking for a sword?

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SleepySonata
Mar 3, 2010


 Because let me tell you if you're looking to become a Warg bears are probably not the way to go

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Bored
Jul 26, 2007

Dude, ix-nay on the oice-vay.

Comfy Fleece Sweater posted:

That’s not the Bear I ordered from the internet!!!


Bears like dicks, right?

?
https://ibb.co/itMTaU

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Tip
Mar 21, 2006

Your move, creep.


 Light saber


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lVabkaZw8wc

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Obsidianheart
Apr 25, 2017

Throwing off the shadow of a better man.

 Any sword, as long as its name is KODIAK BUSTER.

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numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014



 im a bear with a sword

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Vato
Jan 14, 2018

Haverchuck posted:

According to google image search it's this custom one hander from Omega Artworks. starts at $750.00



Pretty alright.

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numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014



 im more of a wolf belt kinda guy tho

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house of the dad
Jul 4, 2005



 I'd easily pay twice as much for that sword. Even three times! A fine prize

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The Dennis System
Aug 4, 2014

Nothing in Jurassic World is natural, we have always filled gaps in the genome with the DNA of other animals. And if the genetic code was pure, many of them would look quite different. But you didn't ask for reality, you asked for more teeth.


 Voltron bear.

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Colonel Cancer
Sep 26, 2015

I thought it was time you had a new av so typed in random picture and this is what came up


 My spirit animal is a dire rat and that's a lovely sword hth. hisss gonna give you bubonic plague.

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Beef Woman
Jun 22, 2007

A real human bean

 whats the best swear word?

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numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014

Beef Woman posted:

whats the best swear word?
VITTU SAATANA PERKELE!!!!!

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Applewhite
Aug 16, 2014

IN THE GRIM BARKNESS
OF THE FUTURE
THERE ARE ONLY DOGS


Nap Ghost

 There are two schools of thought on the subject, OP

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Icochet
Mar 18, 2008



 A bear would use a huge rock on a stick like that german badass in the beginning of Gladiator.

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super sweet best pal
Nov 18, 2009

No need to sign, we'll take care of that.


Lipstick Apathy

 Bathe your sword in the blood of a thousand bears and present it to a swordmaster to have it reforged into the mighty Bearslayer.

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Gallatin
Sep 20, 2004


Pillbug

Beef Woman posted:

whats the best swear word?

That's what I read too, and for content it's probably a German mishmash with 7 syllables or something.

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PHIZ KALIFA
Dec 21, 2011

THUNDERDOME LOSER
HAIKULIGAN

super sweet best pal posted:

Bathe your sword in the blood of a thousand bears and present it to a swordmaster to have it reforged into the mighty Bearslayer.

harvest the puke of a thousand bears and present it to a pharmacist to get a decent cure for lovely Liver

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Slugnoid
Jun 23, 2006

yeah nah nah yeah~


I FRANKSTON


Nap Ghost

 my dilznick

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TheMostFrench
Jul 12, 2009

Stop for me, it's the claw!



 Pretty cool OP, but that's nothing.
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Robin Williams
Aug 11, 2018
Probation
Can't post for 6 days!

 more moose swords please

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Mozi
Apr 4, 2004

The door blew shut but here's the deal
Dreams are lies, it's the dreaming that's real


Nap Ghost

 my bear sword is sick

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Robin Williams
Aug 11, 2018
Probation
Can't post for 6 days!

 Urethra Dominator Twin Handed Dragon Bastard

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soy
Jul 7, 2003


 check out this bear sword https://www.medievalcollectibles.co...larp-sword.aspx

it's called a bjorn sword which I'm assured by LARP professionals that means bear.

this is an entry level bear sword at only 30 bucks.

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BrigadierSensible
Feb 16, 2012

Don't get my name wrong,
If you want to touch me there.

 Whilst I don't know what the best bear sword is, I know what the best bear sword isn't.

It isn't this. Because Koalas aren't bears.

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