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Tiny Tubesteak Tom
Dec 16, 2011

Dad gay so what


https://twitter.com/boston25/status/1040350596799315969

https://twitter.com/ProducerLeo/sta...344452064321537

what the gently caress is good goons, my area is literally exploding as we speak, how's everyone's thursday goin'

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Picnic Princess
Feb 9, 2008

I was under direct orders not to die




Why'd you do it

Tiny Tubesteak Tom
Dec 16, 2011

Dad gay so what


all my favorite rappers told me to "smoke big gas" and i guess i misinterpreted them

Wamdoodle
May 15, 2007

Yes, it is what it looks like!

Grimey Drawer

quick! put your head right near a gas main to check if it's affected!

Savage For The Winjun
Jun 27, 2008




wasnt this a mission in the new spiderman game? did irl spiderman fail it?

Mooey Cow
Jan 27, 2018



Sorry, it was me. I farted.


Every time I fart, a little bit of Massachusetts explodes.

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

Don't be so gloomy. After all it's not that awful. Like the fella says, in Italy for thirty years under the Borgias they had warfare, terror, murder, and bloodshed, but they produced Michelangelo, Leonardo da Vinci, and the Renaissance.



Smellrose

loving Institute synths

Ornamental Dingbat
Feb 26, 2007

lookie lookie



Noath Andovah and Lawwence ah fuckin on fiah?

friendly 2 da void
Mar 22, 2018



really glad america is deregulating and removing safety and quality standards for all of its infrastructure, can't possibly see what could go wrong

Three Olives
Apr 10, 2005

olives of shit


Those responsible for this awful simulation we are living in have to decided to make us choose death by fire or water.

JebanyPedal
Feb 17, 2011

Please don't mind me, I am but a simple, hideous cretin, worthless and ugly beyond compare. Please forgive me, for I am both mentally deficient and a disgusting mongoloid. my existence is a joke, my thoughts and feelings, negligible prods of a cosmic asshole, please forgive me.


This could have been avoided if they had just killed those children.

Ornamental Dingbat
Feb 26, 2007

lookie lookie



Honestly though when I heard 20 explosions in Lawrence I figured that accounted for a bad day for about 2% of the city's meth labs

Pillowpants
Aug 5, 2006


My work was just evacuated and itís apparently spreading to other towns too

Tiny Tubesteak Tom
Dec 16, 2011

Dad gay so what


friendly 2 da void posted:

really glad america is deregulating and removing safety and quality standards for all of its infrastructure, can't possibly see what could go wrong

who needs inspections on a massive high pressure natural gas main anyway

Duck and Cover
Apr 6, 2007


Experts, president Trump has yet to make a statement what do you think his statement will be? Trump trump trump trump trump! Stay tuned for Trump!

precision
May 7, 2006

Gonna have me some good friends around
Gonna have me some good times in town


this is loving weird as hell

precision
May 7, 2006

Gonna have me some good friends around
Gonna have me some good times in town


"no injuries" right now after 30+ explosions?



edit: oh okay a couple places took people to the hospital. poo poo, they're listening.

Tiny Tubesteak Tom
Dec 16, 2011

Dad gay so what


Duck and Cover posted:

Experts, president Trump has yet to make a statement what do you think his statement will be? Trump trump trump trump trump! Stay tuned for Trump!

"Natural gas is so good, probably the greatest national resource behind coal, and this just further demonstrates how cool and badass it is by giving us the equivalent of a free KISS pyrotechnic setup"

precision posted:

"no injuries" right now after 30+ explosions?



I would probably expect some injuries and deaths once they can actually stop these loving things from catching on fire and exploding. They can't even shut the gas off at the hub. Nobody knows where the next fire or explosion is gonna be.

Dr. Gitmo Moneyson
Jun 26, 2005

Feels good man.



Isnít this happening where Dubya went to school?

Chinatown
Sep 11, 2001

*Suck My Balls*

Grimey Drawer

good

Fat Lowtax
Nov 9, 2008


"I'm willing to pay up to $1200 for a big anime titty"




https://twitter.com/Burke_Metro/sta...357170666237953

Upgrade

Rockybar
Sep 3, 2008



friendly 2 da void posted:

really glad america is deregulating and removing safety and quality standards for all of its infrastructure, can't possibly see what could go wrong

Yikes. Nice hate crime, politicising an unpreventable tragedy. Thoughts and prayers with the victims.

precision
May 7, 2006

Gonna have me some good friends around
Gonna have me some good times in town


watching them try to keep this whole neighborhood from catching fire is loving tense, jesus

Diqnol
May 9, 2010

Look, I eat them all the time, just trust me.


Ramrod XTreme

Natural consequences, I suppose.

Lolie
Jun 4, 2010


Rockybar posted:

Yikes. Nice hate crime, politicising an unpreventable tragedy. Thoughts and prayers with the victims.

How was it unpreventable? That's a genuine question, btw. I have natural gas as does much of my neighbourhood and if something similar happened here there's no way it would be viewed as unpreventable.

ferroque
Oct 27, 2007

aaaaaAAAAAAAAA


Hi I'm leaving lowell right now because gently caress this

Kilonum
Sep 30, 2002



Lawrence Fire Department dispatch https://www.broadcastify.com/listen/feed/14993/web

Moridin920
Nov 15, 2007




FIRE FIRE THEN WATER DEATH IS CERTAIN

Lolie
Jun 4, 2010


Be safe Mass goons.

Vaginal Vagrant
Jan 12, 2007
I like rocks, I like sticks.

Lolie posted:

How was it unpreventable? That's a genuine question, btw. I have natural gas as does much of my neighbourhood and if something similar happened here there's no way it would be viewed as unpreventable.

I too have natural gas.






**FAAAARRT!**

SLICK GOKU BABY
Jun 12, 2001

A Little Known FACT: Burger King's Bacon King is superior to the Baconator.



You gotta tear it down to upgrade it!

Kilonum
Sep 30, 2002



https://twitter.com/MassStatePolice...362001644625922

Lolie
Jun 4, 2010


https://twitter.com/NBCNews/status/1040357993651609600

From the post above me, it looks like Columbia Gas is gonna be in a world of poo poo.

Rockybar
Sep 3, 2008



Lolie posted:

How was it unpreventable? That's a genuine question, btw. I have natural gas as does much of my neighbourhood and if something similar happened here there's no way it would be viewed as unpreventable.

UNPREVENTABLE!

Lolie
Jun 4, 2010


Rockybar posted:

UNPREVENTABLE!

It looks like they overpressurised the lines. Someone find a robot to blame.


https://twitter.com/NBCNews/status/1040362130157916160

Do it ironically
Jul 13, 2010


how the gently caress does that happen

ferroque
Oct 27, 2007

aaaaaAAAAAAAAA


I lived in the merrimack valley up until last year and I'm there all the time. I know so many people who live in these towns. This sucks so much

Lolie
Jun 4, 2010


Do it ironically posted:

how the gently caress does that happen

It's probably automated and some sensor isn't working and the fail-safes don't work either because nothing has been maintained properly.

Kilonum
Sep 30, 2002



https://twitter.com/MassGovernor/st...365289316278272

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precision
May 7, 2006

Gonna have me some good friends around
Gonna have me some good times in town


Do it ironically posted:

how the gently caress does that happen

this sort of thing happens every now and then just usually not 40 times in a single day in a single town

they're gonna blame it on some computer screwup

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