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I carry an expensive fountain pen with me at all times in my suit pocket and I just disassemble it and suck banana milkshakes and fancy cocktails through the casing. It's both classy and environmentally friendly.
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# ¿ Sep 14, 2018 13:38 |
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# ¿ Mar 29, 2024 14:01 |
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I mean straws are bad, but this morning I saw an innocent raccoon walking around with a racist statue lodged in his nostril that someone had toppled and left lying around in the street. Maybe both sides are just as bad. Hmmm? Hmmmm.
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# ¿ Sep 17, 2018 10:10 |
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Stores should package all their goods with the scratchy parts of velcro and then we should all wear jackets made of the soft part. Then when you go through the checkout the cashier just throws the goods at you and you walk out with everything stuck to your body and you don't even need a bag.
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# ¿ Sep 24, 2018 13:24 |
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Lambert posted:It's a minor thing that has a very positive effect for all of humanity, so who cares. Imagine getting this upset over plastic straws. He does have a point about private jet bans though. I'm happy to give up my straws but it does seem a bit pointless when "nameless Microsoft executive #4" is in town on holiday with his cruise-ship mega-yacht with its own loving helicopter.
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# ¿ Sep 27, 2018 13:43 |