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Mar 21, 2006

Your move, creep.



A few months ago I was on a date with a woman who chided me for using a plastic straw.

Then I said, "oh, is that the new thing? Straws are bad?" She looked at me like I was a loving idiot, and said, "They're PLASTIC."

That is literally the only thing I've heard about it.

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Mar 21, 2006

Your move, creep.



RossMan4Life posted:

Everyone talks about paper straws, surely we can just find a passable system to produce straw straws, I say, completely uneducated on the topic

https://www.haystraws.com

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Mar 21, 2006

Your move, creep.



I used to have a roommate who was like 400 pounds. He liked to go to 7-eleven and buy a mountain of junk food, and top it off with the largest slurpee and a candy straw.

I only just now realized he was saving the planet.

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Mar 21, 2006

Your move, creep.



QuarkJets posted:

some white dude in a suit who looks like an executive, maybe a VP of something. Definitely someone who deserves a smack in the mouth for being a societal leech

I agree with this section of text 100% unironically.

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Mar 21, 2006

Your move, creep.



Personally, I like the plastic bag ban in my city. You used to see plastic bags flying around everywhere, stuck in trees, and just lining the gutters making everything look lovely. Now, I never see that poo poo.

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Mar 21, 2006

Your move, creep.



"Bottled water is probably poison because it doesn't get tested as often as tap water!"

same person

"Bottled water is stupid because it's just tap water!"

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