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friendbot2000
May 1, 2011

Nastyman posted:

A football helmet with a piston on it connected to a live dick and you have to suck the key out of the dick to get the helmet off (lol)

The twist at the end is that there is no key

This one is only for megachurch gay-haters though.

People who release revenge porn have to carve out exactly 1 pound of flesh with a dull blade

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