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ClamdestineBoyster
Aug 15, 2015
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dee eight posted:

The best part about american football is that it's on TV and I can change the channel or turn that poo poo off.

Sir this is a BW3 :colbert:

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OXBALLS DOT COM
Sep 11, 2005

by FactsAreUseless
Young Orc
How come it's called BW3 but they don't even sell weck anymore

Issy
Jul 15, 2017

https://youtube.com/watch?v=N0iZGMXpquQ
"What's with these homies dissin' my girl?
Why do they gotta front?"
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hQn5Xv98EQ8

Big Beef City
Aug 15, 2013

dee eight posted:

The best part about american football is that it's on TV and I can change the channel or turn that poo poo off.

Yess mmm I agree goon sire let us both retire to our abodes and watch a soap opera about a nude lady and her dragon children. So much more refined, adult, and main-streamed. Leave this...live-action non-sense to the plebs, what say you?

Milo and POTUS
Sep 3, 2017

I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?

dee eight posted:

The best part about american football is that it's on TV and I can change the channel or turn that poo poo off.

someone already said that

Pimpcasso
Mar 13, 2002

VOLS BITCH
Football owns you dumb nerds

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Nap Ghost
The best part of The NFL is The Eagles won it

Vaginal Vagrant
Jan 12, 2007

by R. Guyovich
How long does a football game take? I seem to recall it's about four hours.

CRIP EATIN BREAD
Jun 24, 2002

Hey stop worrying bout my acting bitch, and worry about your WACK ass music. In the mean time... Eat a hot bowl of Dicks! Ice T



Soiled Meat

SLICK GOKU BABY posted:

The best part about American football is if someone gets injured on the field, the networks make money because they cut away to commercials. So the networks want the players to get hurt in a game of Football!

Really makes you think. How profitable it is just because some guy gets hurt.

And don't let it be an injury where they have to bring out the stretcher, that's some big bucks there, they can get about 3 commercial breaks out of those.

me and my buddy fistbumped when a player got injured last week, then high fived when it turned out it was a bad injury

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Nap Ghost

Vaginal Vagrant posted:

How long does a football game take? I seem to recall it's about four hours.

Threee hours usued be lonlg

504
Feb 2, 2016

by R. Guyovich

Big Beef City posted:

Yess mmm I agree goon sire let us both retire to our abodes and watch a soap opera about a nude lady and her dragon children. So much more refined, adult, and main-streamed. Leave this...live-action non-sense to the plebs, what say you?

No. Let us remain and watch the large black men hug.

Vaginal Vagrant
Jan 12, 2007

by R. Guyovich

Mumpy Puffinz posted:

Threee hours usued be lonlg

I mean my recollections are from twenty years ago when I had a teacher that for some unknown reason cared about football. Only person I've ever known to give a heck about it, being that I'm foreign.

Nooner
Mar 26, 2011

AN A+ OPSTER (:

my bat mitzvah ROCKED posted:

Football owns you dumb nerds

Nooner
Mar 26, 2011

AN A+ OPSTER (:

Mumpy Puffinz posted:

The best part of The NFL is The Eagles won it

Its not so much that the Eagles won it as the Pats lost it

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Nap Ghost

Vaginal Vagrant posted:

I mean my recollections are from twenty years ago when I had a teacher that for some unknown reason cared about football. Only person I've ever known to give a heck about it, being that I'm foreign.

We won two. And no one cared about the football game.

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Nap Ghost

Nooner posted:

Its not so much that the Eagles won it as the Pats lost it

yeah, i guess

stump collector
May 28, 2007
Butt fumble.

CRIP EATIN BREAD
Jun 24, 2002

Hey stop worrying bout my acting bitch, and worry about your WACK ass music. In the mean time... Eat a hot bowl of Dicks! Ice T



Soiled Meat

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t8xjIdm6cEo&t=112s

ClamdestineBoyster
Aug 15, 2015
Probation
Can't post for 10 years!

OXBALLS DOT COM posted:

How come it's called BW3 but they don't even sell weck anymore

You can order a burger between two pieces of weck. It would be cool if they brought some bread out with those stupid hot wings or at least a glass of milk like cmon. :shrug:

let it mellow
Jun 1, 2000

Dinosaur Gum
the best part about it is that it isn’t soccer

the worst part about it is the New England patriots

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Nap Ghost

let it mellow posted:

the best part about it is that it isn’t soccer

the worst part about it is the New England patriots

The Philadelphia Eagles Beat them.

mst4k
Apr 18, 2003

budlitemolaram

The best part about football are all the sweet rear end loving plays and poo poo. Too bad it's a political thing now.

GO SOONERS

let it mellow
Jun 1, 2000

Dinosaur Gum

Mumpy Puffinz posted:

The Philadelphia Eagles Beat them.

that owned

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Nap Ghost

yeah it did

let it mellow
Jun 1, 2000

Dinosaur Gum

brady couldn’t catch a pass and goddamn Nick Foles did lol

Chinatown
Sep 11, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
Fun Shoe
people who give a poo poo about players kneeling should literally commit suicide.

i mean whats the point of living if youre gonna be a butthurt bitch babby all the time

let it mellow
Jun 1, 2000

Dinosaur Gum

Chinatown posted:

people who give a poo poo about players kneeling should literally commit suicide.

i mean whats the point of living if youre gonna be a butthurt bitch babby all the time

agreed but Kaepernick wasn’t exactly a good quarterback so that narrative is hosed in both directions. Eric Reid is the better example

Kuato
Feb 25, 2005

"I CAN'T BELIEVE I ATE THE WHOLE THING"
Buglord
I miss Colin Kaepernick. Could mark those games as a guaranteed loss for the Niners when he played

Chinatown
Sep 11, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
Fun Shoe

let it mellow posted:

agreed but Kaepernick wasn’t exactly a good quarterback so that narrative is hosed in both directions. Eric Reid is the better example

half the teams in the NFL have literal animated pieces of feces as QBs right now though

Ashmole
Oct 5, 2008

This wish was granted by Former DILF
i like the one with the wurlitzer

let it mellow
Jun 1, 2000

Dinosaur Gum

Chinatown posted:

half the teams in the NFL have literal animated pieces of feces as QBs right now though

every one of those 💩🏈 is stupidly athletic except maybe Nathan peterman

Chinatown
Sep 11, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
Fun Shoe

let it mellow posted:

Nathan peterman

obligatory laugh

Woden
May 6, 2006
I like the ads for the Superball, that's probably the best part.

ClamdestineBoyster
Aug 15, 2015
Probation
Can't post for 10 years!
I think the best thing is when they do the 5 minute long play reviews because a professional ref on the field is somehow not as good as a camera 300 feet away and then they don’t show the cheerleaders shaking their poo poo during that time period. :catbert:

BaconCopter
Feb 13, 2008

:coolfish:

:coolfish:

was gonna post this, thanks time displaced buddy

BaconCopter
Feb 13, 2008

:coolfish:

:coolfish:

Issy posted:

"What's with these homies dissin' my girl?
Why do they gotta front?"
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hQn5Xv98EQ8

lmfao this reminds me of this gal I dated who thought Weezer was a "major influence on Emo music".

She'd never even heard of Cap'n Jazz.

Issy
Jul 15, 2017

https://youtube.com/watch?v=N0iZGMXpquQ

BaconCopter posted:

lmfao this reminds me of this gal I dated who thought Weezer was a "major influence on Emo music".

She'd never even heard of Cap'n Jazz.

Guy Picciotto too.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I71vMmplD-c

Fat Jesus
Jul 13, 2011

to ride eternal, shiny and chrome

THUNDERDOME LOSER 2023


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k5yCA9boxzM

Big Beef City
Aug 15, 2013

Chinatown posted:

i mean whats the point of living if youre gonna be a butthurt bitch babby all the time

You seem to carry on alright

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Blast of Confetti
Apr 21, 2008

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Nooner posted:

Its not so much that the Eagles won it as the Pats lost it

maybe they should have deflated the ball some more

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