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Windows 98
Nov 13, 2005

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One could argue I myself am the master of self owns. Post some of my competition.

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Windows 98
Nov 13, 2005

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If you need a picture of my tattoo to try and own me with try googling “blue waffle” it comes right up

Kuato
Feb 25, 2005

"I CAN'T BELIEVE I ATE THE WHOLE THING"
Buglord
Pity reply.

Renegret
May 26, 2007

THANK YOU FOR CALLING HELP DOG, INC.

YOUR POSITION IN THE QUEUE IS *pbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbt*


Cat Army Sworn Enemy

Windows 98 posted:

One could argue I myself am the master of self owns. Post some of my competition.



don't doxx me etc etc etc

cnut
May 3, 2016

I think I just owned myself by reading about half that.

Honky Dong Country
Feb 11, 2015

https://forums.somethingawful.com/query.php?action=posthistory&userid=87353

Kuato
Feb 25, 2005

"I CAN'T BELIEVE I ATE THE WHOLE THING"
Buglord

:agreed:

WatermelonGun
May 7, 2009
the family guy thread and qcs are a pretty good collection of self owns.

soy
Jul 7, 2003

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Windows 98 posted:

One could argue I myself am the master of self owns. Post some of my competition.



I agree that watching a hearthstone stream is pretty sad.

givepatajob
Apr 8, 2003

One finds that this is the best of all possible worlds.
If a slave buys their freedom from their master, would they be considered self owning?

Leon Einstein
Feb 6, 2012
I must win every thread in GBS. I don't care how much banal semantic quibbling and shitty posts it takes.
Monetized streaming shouldn't exist. It's like the world's biggest magnet for creepy weirdos.

Bobcats
Aug 5, 2004
Oh
well i’m good at cookie clicker let me try it on this twitch lady

ASenileAnimal
Dec 21, 2017

cnut posted:

I think I just owned myself by reading about half that.

:same: can confirm i am also owned

Icochet
Mar 18, 2008

I have a very small TV. Don't make fun of it! Please don't shame it like that~

Grimey Drawer

Windows 98 posted:

One could argue I myself am the master of self owns. Post some of my competition.



Hell, it's more than I've gotten done today :shrug:

spacetoaster
Feb 10, 2014

17,000 dollars.

Set for life.

Jose Mengelez
Sep 11, 2001

by Azathoth

Leon Einstein posted:

Monetized streaming shouldn't exist. It's like the world's biggest magnet for creepy weirdos.

do you mean donating or actually streaming?

cause you'd be right either way.

Leon Einstein
Feb 6, 2012
I must win every thread in GBS. I don't care how much banal semantic quibbling and shitty posts it takes.

Jose Mengelez posted:

do you mean donating or actually streaming?

cause you'd be right either way.

Both I guess.

Malcolm Excellent
May 20, 2007

Buglord

spacetoaster posted:

17,000 dollars.

Set for life.

I could live the rest of my life in Mexico with $17,000.

I'd be dead after a month long power binge.

Hell Yeah
Dec 25, 2012

Windows 98 posted:

One could argue I myself am the master of self owns. Post some of my competition.



sounds like he really dug himself a hole. i wouldn't want to have to shovel my way out of THAT situation.

Tinestram
Jan 13, 2006

Excalibur? More like "Needle"

Grimey Drawer
A couple of weeks ago I replied all on a work email I should not have replied all on. Nothing super-embarrassing in there and just a handful of people thankfully, but still really dumb.

Hell Yeah
Dec 25, 2012

spacetoaster
Feb 10, 2014

Malcolm Excellent posted:

I could live the rest of my life in Mexico with $17,000.

I'd be dead after a month long power binge.

My uncle got cancer and decided to go out that way.

ArchNemesis
Jun 27, 2007
College Slice
it's almost as if anyone involved in twitch streaming is garbage

Oscar Wild
Apr 11, 2006

It's good to be a G

spacetoaster posted:

My uncle got cancer and decided to go out that way.

If you think about it, cancer is the biggest self own.

Blast of Confetti
Apr 21, 2008

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

spacetoaster posted:

My uncle got cancer and decided to go out that way.

better than steve jobsing it and giving yourself kombucha enemas and hoping to good feelings the cancer away

Vaginal Vagrant
Jan 12, 2007

by R. Guyovich

Blast of Confetti posted:

better than steve jobsing it and giving yourself kombucha enemas and hoping to good feelings the cancer away

I mean the main difference is in what you shove up your butt...

Blast of Confetti
Apr 21, 2008

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
ill take the tequila and a hooker's finger, ty

Leon Einstein
Feb 6, 2012
I must win every thread in GBS. I don't care how much banal semantic quibbling and shitty posts it takes.

Blast of Confetti posted:

better than steve jobsing it and giving yourself kombucha enemas and hoping to good feelings the cancer away
He was so full of himself that he thought he could outsmart cancer. The dumbshit was lucky enough to get the extremely rare form of pancreatic that is actually capable of being successfully treated and he still hosed it up.

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

Enjoy every sandwich.

Smellrose
Elon Musk is officially being sued.

Skeleton Ape
Dec 21, 2008



Hell Yeah
Dec 25, 2012

Rad-daddio
Apr 25, 2017

Leon Einstein posted:

He was so full of himself that he thought he could outsmart cancer. The dumbshit was lucky enough to get the extremely rare form of pancreatic that is actually capable of being successfully treated and he still hosed it up.

I heard somewhere that his doctors were visibly angry with him for being such a shithead.

Skeleton Ape
Dec 21, 2008



Some sick shovel owns in here, sure glad I'm not the op right now! :kimchi:

Worf
Sep 12, 2017

If only Seth would love me like I love him!

Windows 98 posted:

One could argue I myself am the master of self owns.

actually i would say its pretty inarguable

Sponge Baathist
Jan 30, 2010

by FactsAreUseless
im black

Windows 98
Nov 13, 2005

HTTP 400: Bad post

Vincent Van Goatse posted:

Elon Musk is officially being sued.



Countdown to Elon Musk being held in contempt for telling the judge they just aren’t intellectually smart enough to understand why he is right

spinderella
Jul 15, 2017

by FactsAreUseless
Does it count if you were in :love: ?

Malcolm Excellent
May 20, 2007

Buglord
What if Elon has evidence the dude is a pedo? Like how does that work in a civil suit?

elmer chud
May 18, 2018
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It would prove his case and he would be found innocent of libel. He doesn't have it, though.

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LGD
Sep 25, 2004

Malcolm Excellent posted:

What if Elon has evidence the dude is a pedo? Like how does that work in a civil suit?

truth is an absolute defense, and most jurisdictions work on a "substantial truth" basis where you're ok if you exaggerate the accusation so long as its mostly true (so Elon would probably be off the hook for the accusations that the dude has a 12-year old child bride if he was actually loving Thai kids)

but Elon absolutely doesn't have that evidence, and despite how incredibly difficult it is to actually win a defamation lawsuit in the US ol' Elon has pretty much done everything humanly possible to make Unsworth's case viable

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