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Teriyaki Hairpiece
Dec 29, 2006

I'm nae the voice o' the darkened thistle, but th' darkened thistle cannae bear the sight o' our Bonnie Prince Bernie nae mair.
I think it's when people do math, out loud, under their breath. This plus this times this ugh.

Also racism and murder, of course.

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Pick
Jul 19, 2009
Nap Ghost
post

Volcott
Mar 30, 2010

People paying American dollars to let other people know they didn't agree with someone's position on something is the lifeblood of these forums.
The... holocaust?

Grem
Mar 29, 2004

It's how her species communicates

Knowingly have sex without me involved.

Grem
Mar 29, 2004

It's how her species communicates

women

GORILLA BASTARD
Jun 20, 2005

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN
No matter the topic of conversation they drop having to go "pray or prayer time" sometime in the very near future. Like I'm supposed to be impressed a Christian goes to pray. Muslims do that 5x a day & don't feel the need to bore you about it.

SleepySonata
Mar 3, 2010
Stand right smack-dab in the middle of the loving door way while I'm trying to get on the train with their tool bag next to them.

SleepySonata
Mar 3, 2010

Teriyaki Hairpiece posted:

I think it's when people do math, out loud, under their breath. This plus this times this ugh.

Also racism and murder, of course.

What's wrong with people who do math outloud?

Victor Vermis
Dec 21, 2004


WOKE UP IN THE DESERT AGAIN

SleepySonata posted:

What's wrong with people who do math outloud?

fetal alcohol syndrome

probably some other ones too

Teriyaki Hairpiece
Dec 29, 2006

I'm nae the voice o' the darkened thistle, but th' darkened thistle cannae bear the sight o' our Bonnie Prince Bernie nae mair.

SleepySonata posted:

What's wrong with people who do math outloud?

People who do math out loud or count out loud are only "technically" human.

Cubone
May 26, 2011

Because it never leaves its bedroom, no one has ever seen this poster's real face.
rationalize or ignore behavior that they know is wrong because they care about the person or people doing it, or condemn (or allow to be condemned) behavior that they know isn't wrong because they don't care about the person or people doing it

Cubone fucked around with this message at 04:50 on Sep 18, 2018

a bone to pick
Sep 14, 2011

by FactsAreUseless
piv sex

Kuato
Feb 25, 2005

"I CAN'T BELIEVE I ATE THE WHOLE THING"
Buglord
Become cops. I haven’t seen a cop has been killed thread in way too long

Matlack Radio
Jun 2, 2006

Walking around civilization while looking down at their phones.

If I am standing in place already, I refuse to move out of the way for them. I wait until they are an inch from running into me and then scream as loud as I can.

Train a dog to escort you around, you loving dummies.

Wall Balls
Jun 3, 2007

Spanish Castle Magic

vlog

Woof Blitzer
Dec 29, 2012

[-]
Inventing the internet

Gaunab
Feb 13, 2012
LUFTHANSA YOU FUCKING DICKWEASEL
Exist.

ScRoTo TuRbOtUrD
Jan 21, 2007


i tried googling this but all i got was a bunch of wordpress sites full of incredibly silly bitches

edit: maybe you meant pov sex, a classic genre of porno

ScRoTo TuRbOtUrD fucked around with this message at 05:56 on Sep 18, 2018

u sp33k l33t br0
Sep 12, 2007

Who Doesn't Like Intercourse?
Soiled Meat
Dehumanize others.

dudeness
Mar 5, 2010

:minnie: Cat Army :minnie:
Fallen Rib
Wave you to go after you wave them to go.

ScRoTo TuRbOtUrD
Jan 21, 2007

u sp33k l33t br0 posted:

Dehumanize others.

yeah, scum like you would say something like that

Away all Goats
Jul 5, 2005

Goose's rebellion

make more people

Papa Emeritus III
Jul 7, 2017

[A MESSAGE FROM THE CLERGY]

Dat's Pussy Trap, bitch!

Deal with it.
Chew with their mouths open. :colbert:

JediTalentAgent
Jun 5, 2005
Hey, look. Look, if- if you screw me on this, I shall become more powerful than you can possibly imagine, you rat bastard!
Expect fast food places to cook everything fresh, right now, this second, exclusively for you and then complain that your lunch break is almost over and where is your food!

ScRoTo TuRbOtUrD
Jan 21, 2007

JediTalentAgent posted:

Expect fast food places to cook everything fresh, right now, this second, exclusively for you and then complain that your lunch break is almost over and where is your food!

eat fresh, you fucker.

dudeness
Mar 5, 2010

:minnie: Cat Army :minnie:
Fallen Rib
Clap at the end of movies in a movie theater. THEY CANT HEAR YOU THEY ARE PICTURES.

The Dennis System
Aug 4, 2014

Nothing in Jurassic World is natural, we have always filled gaps in the genome with the DNA of other animals. And if the genetic code was pure, many of them would look quite different. But you didn't ask for reality, you asked for more teeth.
Hum or sing to themselves.

burial
Sep 13, 2002

actually, that won't be necessary.

dudeness posted:

Wave you to go after you wave them to go.

I hate playing that game and (provided there are no minors in the car) when it happens I always just go rather than doing the little “wait, who’s going?” dance. Let them kill me. I deserve it.

That said, I’m super rural so it doesn’t come up much and when it does it’s
an extremely low pressure situation.

Milo and POTUS
Sep 3, 2017

I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?

u sp33k l33t br0 posted:

Dehumanize others.

dehumanize otters

Stanley Tucheetos
May 15, 2012

dudeness posted:

Wave you to go after you wave them to go.

People who stop and wave so you can turn when there isn't any traffic. It would of been faster for both of us if you kept going instead of slowing down and trying to communicate.

Icochet
Mar 18, 2008

I have a very small TV. Don't make fun of it! Please don't shame it like that~

Grimey Drawer
When rich bitches stare at me when I try to figure out if i can afford all the items in my cart.

Papa Emeritus III
Jul 7, 2017

[A MESSAGE FROM THE CLERGY]

Dat's Pussy Trap, bitch!

Deal with it.
Not replace the loving empty toilet paper roll with a new one after they use it up.

Universe Master
Jun 20, 2005

Darn Fine Pie

Weave in and out of traffic on motorcycles.

Nic Cage dick cage
Jun 23, 2009

Lipstick Apathy
Describe everything as being super something. Super excited, super confused, super pants making GBS threads etc.

Colonel Cancer
Sep 26, 2015

Tune into the fireplace channel, you absolute buffoon
Overusing "literally".

Still not as bad as correcting with "Akshually it's figuratively".

the holy poopacy
May 16, 2009

hey! check this out
Fun Shoe
slowing down to rubberneck accidents

Sinding Johansson
Dec 1, 2006
STARVED FOR ATTENTION
Make small talk with you on elevators and try to continue the conversation when you're getting off at your floor.

a bone to pick
Sep 14, 2011

by FactsAreUseless

SCROTO TURBOSPERG posted:

i tried googling this but all i got was a bunch of wordpress sites full of incredibly silly bitches

edit: maybe you meant pov sex, a classic genre of porno

Penis-in-vagina sex

phosdex
Dec 16, 2005

use ellipsis

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burial
Sep 13, 2002

actually, that won't be necessary.

Papa Emeritus III posted:

Not replace the loving empty toilet paper roll with a new one after they use it up.

I think it’s almost worse when they take the new roll and just kind of balance it sideways on the empty tube from the last one. Jesus god, it takes four seconds people!

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