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Strawberry Panda
Nov 4, 2007

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shiksa posted:

Rusev is close to or the top of my "really wish they'd take a stab outside wwe" list. I just feel like if you let Rusev be Rusev and quit mucking up the works, he'd be a delight and have success anywhere

at the same time I can't blame him for sticking around, he's probably real used to the steady pay, and I don't know, was he even anything before wwe or is he a straight up pc product? itd be a big change regardless.

He was in FCW back in the day. But yeah, he gets over wherever he is, whether it's mowing the lawn or getting drunk at a hockey game. He's the best.

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Strawberry Panda
Nov 4, 2007

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Grendels Dad posted:

I remember there was an incredible set of pictures from that time that made Rusev look improbably broad-chested, and Big E looked like one of those photoshops where you cut off one half of the face and mirror the other half. There was also a giant with no shoulders.

I remember those.

Big E used to wear impossibly short trunks in FCW. And I think some wrestler wore seahorses on his trunk and we would chant, "You have seahorses!" Don't think it was Roman but could have been.

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Nov 4, 2007

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Raskolnikov38 posted:

lmao how is reigns/stroman not a DUD rating

I think most people outside of this forum liked it.

Also, I think Samoa Joe gets a haircut every week.

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Nov 4, 2007

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Lid posted:

Listening to a new punk song and unexpectedly comes along SCSA and Ted Dibiase mentions

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VODKZxsRa_E

I’m like Stone Cold Steve Austin I put homophobes in coffins

I’m like Ted DeBiase I win no matter what it costs me

This happens with a bunch of rap records I listen to.

This is a Denzel Curry lyric:

Out of my league, you Pee-Wee (what?)
Pocket too big, Rikishi (okay)

Also there's this one rapper named Westside Gunn who's record, Supreme Blientele, features wrestling promos about Chris Benoit. He was going to name the record Chris Benoit cause I guess that was his fav guy? It's a weird darkness that clouds a pretty fun record.

Also, World's Fair's New Lows album mentions New Japan and the Young Bucks. Basically, wrestlerap is alive and well, but no one's rapping about the new guys.

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Nov 4, 2007

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The Bee posted:

Wait, no Team Little Big? I want a refund.

Ember is also little.

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Nov 4, 2007

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Wazzu posted:

People joked that Roderick looked like the lead that's all.

And Tensai beat Cena with mist or powder, not clean. What an awful gimmick.

Oh man totally forgot about the Birdemic joke. That's old school.

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Nov 4, 2007

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VJeff posted:

That's the one. :laffo: I'd like to read that thread again.


I don't think Crown Jewel is gonna be televised, which is weird because from the Saudi's perspective if WWE's not using their network to shill for you to the rest of the world, what're they even getting out of it.

Oh, Wikipedia says it is on the Network. Huh.

They set up an angle at HiaC for Crown Jewel. Of course it will be on the Network.

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