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I have infiltrated only a small portion of the chocolate factory and have seen some rooms that have not been met to the common eye. Presumably, you could access all of these and more depending on which button you press in the elevator. 1. A 100x100x100 square foot room with smoky gray walls, where at the center is a pedestal that will display only 4 images of Willy Wonka himself at any given time upon touching it. 2. There's an indoor swimming pool in its own room in the chocolate factory... full of dihydrogen monoxide. But nothing else from what I have seen. 3. I have visited a room where it resembles a regular house room, color and all, but everything is actually made of chocolate! Chocolate wooden tables, chocolate satin white clamshell couches, chocolate chairs and televisions! What other chambers have you confirmed in Willy Wonka's chocolate factory? |
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taffyworld - an immense multiroom display where corpses have been lovingly preserv-er, reproduced in sweet colorful taffy but without skins so you can see their musculature and various other innards. they are often posed in whimsical ways, depicting the subjects in the act of disobeying rules or warnings of the factory.
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Sep 18, 2018 17:51
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a room with 1d4+2 orcs armed with scimitars and shields (12 hp each, 5 ac) who guard their treasure of 10d6 cp
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Sep 18, 2018 17:56
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the happy fun taxonomy room - upon entering the room, visitors are chained to a chair and large electrodes are attached to their body. the lights dim and on a screen appears a picture of chipped beef on toast. "is this," drones a disembodied voice, "a soup, a salad, or a sandwich? choose wisely." there is a faint but powerful hum of electricity in the silence that follows. |
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Sep 18, 2018 18:21
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Manifisto posted:the happy fun taxonomy room - upon entering the room, visitors are chained to a chair and large electrodes are attached to their body. the lights dim and on a screen appears a picture of chipped beef on toast. "is this," drones a disembodied voice, "a soup, a salad, or a sandwich? choose wisely." there is a faint but powerful hum of electricity in the silence that follows.
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Sep 18, 2018 18:54
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They thought it would be really fun and wacky to make a log flume ride but the logs float in melted chocolate instead of water. Turns out melted chocolate is way thicker then water and doesn't flow very fast so the ride is really slow and boring.
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Sep 18, 2018 21:05
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| Wonka once tried to get into picked goods. That's all I'll say about the Easter egg room. | |
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Sep 18, 2018 21:23
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Willy Wonka? Johnny Wanker. ---------------- |
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Sep 19, 2018 01:20
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| female oompa loompas are kept chained to the floor in cramped stalls with loose straw thrown on the floor and nothing else. wonka is a monster | |
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Sep 19, 2018 01:28
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I dunno but around the corner from where fudge is made there's 2 milk stands and a lemonade stand
https://i.imgur.com/QKTkerO.mp4 |
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Sep 19, 2018 02:53
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been to the shitter pretty normal, no frills. got the towels at target but the bath mat at wal mart, interesting choice |
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Sep 19, 2018 19:03
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Bluedeanie posted:been to the shitter you fool, everything in there was edible everything
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Sep 19, 2018 19:51
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The rock candy mine was pretty impressive. Not a big fan of the taffy depresser. Just turns taffy back into warm sugar. The sour straw sweetener room was pretty cool. They grow a vast field of sour straw, then when a sugar blizzard coats the field, they reap the straws and package them. Bummer about the sweetshop for candy underwear though. |
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Sep 19, 2018 20:35
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payroll department was somewhat unsettling. it just looked like a normal office but the guy working there dropped everything to chat with the tour when they came through. he seemed lonely and I don't think they get many visitors. |
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Sep 19, 2018 21:06
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rear end Funnel Room |
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Sep 19, 2018 21:57
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I'm assuming attached to his office with all the stuff cut in half is his bedroom, also with stuff cut in half, but the bed looks like a normal single size one because he just cut a queen matress in two. |
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Sep 19, 2018 22:17
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candy corn room, in which visitors actually see the process of extracting, coloring, and shaping earwax into the seasonal treat that is surely (in a sane world) only purchased and praised ironically |
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Sep 19, 2018 22:43
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werthers original room. in that room, they select only the most matronly, cheek-pinchiest of grandmothers to display their candy-dispensing prowess. its survival of the fittest in there, and only the top grandma is allowed to pass candies out the the children who visit the factory |
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Sep 19, 2018 23:50
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pixy stix room in which kim deal chews twigs into a fine powder while black francis freestyles blank verse about aliens |
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Sep 19, 2018 23:55
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Luvcow posted:a room with 1d4+2 orcs armed with scimitars and shields (12 hp each, 5 ac) who guard their treasure of 10d6 cp |
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Sep 20, 2018 00:03
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Bluedeanie posted:been to the shitter Manifisto posted:you fool, everything in there was edible *Drinks from the toilet like a dog* "Wait is this a trick?"
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Sep 20, 2018 00:54
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cotton candy room: shuttered after several oompa loompas were found spun into cocoons and drained of their innards. |
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Sep 20, 2018 01:01
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Splatmaster posted:I dunno but around the corner from where fudge is made there's 2 milk stands and a lemonade stand hell yeah brother |
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Sep 20, 2018 01:13
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| I found johnny depp in the chocolate liquor room | |
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Sep 20, 2018 18:11
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A very large Oompa Loompa bathroom located right next to the pump room for that giant chocolate waterfall. In fact the two rooms seem to share a lot of plumbing. |
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Sep 20, 2018 19:39
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i thought the oompa loompas had one giant litterbox they all share. |
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Sep 20, 2018 19:49
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its fun to think about the janitor's closet in the willy wonka factory, and how whimsical and wacky all the stuff inside would be
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Sep 21, 2018 01:07
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its funn y to think how angry willy would be if you clogged the shitter, in his factory
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Sep 21, 2018 02:17
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cda posted:its funn y to think how angry willy would be if you clogged the shitter, in his factory like to take a dookie in the executive washroom at the chocolate factory |
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Sep 21, 2018 03:53
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the room where all the OSHA inspectors are kept prisoner until they can be processed into oompa loompas |
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Sep 21, 2018 04:08
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Farecoal posted:the room where all the OSHA inspectors are kept prisoner until they can be processed into oompa loompas whoa phantasm is just a dark charlie and the chocolate factory, isn't it |
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Sep 21, 2018 04:15
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little munchkin posted:its fun to think about the janitor's closet in the willy wonka factory, and how whimsical and wacky all the stuff inside would be cda posted:its funn y to think how angry willy would be if you clogged the shitter, in his factory Never Ending Clog Stopper |
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Sep 21, 2018 05:24
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Jedrick posted:Never Ending Clog Stopper |
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Sep 21, 2018 05:27
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cda posted:its funn y to think how angry willy would be if you clogged the shitter, in his factory Oompa Loompa, do-ba-dee-doo, I've got a quiz for taking a poo Oompa Loompa, do-ba-dee-dee, If you are wise you'll listen then pee What do you get when the toilet won't flush? Bowl overfilled with a putrid brown slush! Who do you think will snake out the drain? What will it feel like to explain? (I don't like the smell of it) Oompa Loompa do-ba-dee-dar, Use the john wisely, you will go far. You will drop a flushable poo Like the oompa loompa do-ba-dee-doo. |
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Sep 21, 2018 05:50
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A labyrinthian network of proof of concept rooms designed to deliver ironic comeuppances for behavior problems not actually encountered in the golden ticket winners. Just be glad none of the kids cracked their knuckles, took anabolic steroids, or was mildly autistic but constantly played it up as a license to be rude. Not pretty. |
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Sep 21, 2018 12:47
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Willy Wonka sitting on his toilet, making GBS threads, nervously eating the candy floss toilet paper, wondering if he's finally gone too far |
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Sep 21, 2018 13:19
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The door is decorated with a gummy mushroom that glows under the blacklights lining the hall. "White Room" by Cream is playing loudly on the far side of the door. You ask if you can try the gummy, but Wonka ignores you and hustles the tour group into the meadow where they farm marshmallow peeps. Wonka presses his thumb and forefinger together, holds them up to his mouth, and says, "Later" to the dad wearing a 1970's D&D-inspired t-shirt. |
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Sep 21, 2018 13:44
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the killing floor |
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Sep 21, 2018 19:37
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the room where they keep the minotaur willy wonka's  of chocolate
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Sep 21, 2018 19:51
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five nights at willy's |
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