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"I'm gay" http://www.tmz.com/2018/09/18/sesame-street-bert-ernie-gay-couple-confirmed-writer-speculation-over/
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That's pretty gay
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Sep 18, 2018 18:49
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Who is the top?
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Sep 18, 2018 18:53
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I thought that in the past when ask if they were gay, Jim Henson would say they were "puppets without lower halves".
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Sep 18, 2018 18:53
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loving finally, representation in Sesame Street. I had always dreamed this day would come.
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Sep 18, 2018 18:53
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Over There posted:loving finally, representation in Sesame Street. I had always dreamed this day would come. Read this as smash street and realized I'm not in Games. Also, what about Cookie Monster?
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Sep 18, 2018 18:59
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EorayMel posted:Read this as smash street and realized I'm not in Games. Too much of an addict to look for any type of partner.
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Sep 18, 2018 19:00
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That's cool OP, are there any gay muppets too?
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Sep 18, 2018 19:01
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Burt Sexual posted:That's cool OP, are there any gay muppets too? Gonzo fucks chickens, idk if that counts though.
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Sep 18, 2018 19:03
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Burt Sexual posted:That's cool OP, are there any gay muppets too?
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Sep 18, 2018 19:05
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Jeffrey of YOSPOS posted:Statler and Waldorf are standard closeted conservatives. old money closet conservatives- no butt stuff, always wearing cotton gloves
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Sep 18, 2018 19:08
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It's weird to watch the cycle complete itself, going from "two men who live together are totally gay, haha" to "it's homophobic to say all close male relationships are because they're gay" and finally back to "two men who live together are definitely gay and that's progress"
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Sep 18, 2018 19:25
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it's not fair because i came out as gay today too and no one will care im gay
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Sep 18, 2018 19:27
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Do it ironically posted:it's not fair because i came out as gay today too and no one will care inspiring that national treasures bert and ernie have inspired a gay man of no consequence to live his best life
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Sep 18, 2018 19:29
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Wait, muppets have dicks and butts?
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Sep 18, 2018 19:34
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Linux Pirate posted:I thought that in the past when ask if they were gay, Jim Henson would say they were "puppets without lower halves". Is it gay if the puppeteers touch (dicks)?
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Sep 18, 2018 19:38
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soy posted:Wait, muppets have dicks and butts? Yes but they are called gicks and futts.
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Sep 18, 2018 19:39
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So the Overwatch thing of making characters canon gay/autistic is spreading, huh?
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Sep 18, 2018 19:40
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RobattoJesus posted:Is it gay if the puppeteers touch (dicks)? Only if their balls touch, which happens a lot more than you think navigating those tight spaces.
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Sep 18, 2018 19:41
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Also from the url sesam...eculation-over/ I'm really disappointed that the full title isn't sesame-street-ejaculation-over
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Sep 18, 2018 19:42
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I mean... it is a HBO show now.
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Sep 18, 2018 19:45
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luchajones posted:Who is the top? they're both versatile but ernie's an accomplished powerbottom.
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Sep 18, 2018 19:47
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I have a gay uncle named ernie, coincidence?
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Sep 18, 2018 19:50
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Which bathroom does Bert and Ernie use?
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Sep 18, 2018 19:50
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ernie just pisses in the tub
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Sep 18, 2018 19:50
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so many dumb questions itt. it's almost like you motherfuckers haven't been reading my extensive bert and ernie slashfics.
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Sep 18, 2018 19:56
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I think it is weird that the showwriter based how he wrote Ernie and Bert on his own romantic relationship. Do he and his lover spend their time talking about friendship, pulling off each other noses, and talking about the alphabet and counting?
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Sep 18, 2018 19:58
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Xenocides posted:I think it is weird that the showwriter based how he wrote Ernie and Bert on his own romantic relationship. Do he and his lover spend their time talking about friendship, pulling off each other noses, and talking about the alphabet and counting? brave. "i based bert on you!" is the kind of revelation that could blast devastating shockwaves through even the most blissful relationship imo.
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Sep 18, 2018 20:01
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Jose Mengelez posted:brave. just keeping it in the top pocket in case he needs an exit, savvy guy
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Sep 18, 2018 20:03
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But how come they won't tell us how long is The Counts dick is and if he keeps Roosevelt Franklin in his basement for feeding. Also are the rumors of his rivalry with The Amazing Mumford true? 
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Sep 18, 2018 20:05
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I take it back. Bert and Ernie are definitely intended to prepare children for the possibility of the back 2/3rds of their lives consisting of petty squabbles, mounting frustrations, and assertions that inanimate household objects are your partner's "one" despite me being right over here, Trish
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Sep 18, 2018 20:07
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Linux Pirate posted:how come they won't tell us how long is The Counts dick is vun inch. ah ah aaaaaaaah du inches. ah ah aaaaaaaah free inches. ah ah aaaaaaaah vour inches. ah ah ...ack... zis is most unzettling.
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Sep 18, 2018 20:07
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Does this kill the sesame street meme where bert and ernie to a sex act?
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Sep 18, 2018 20:13
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In South African sesame street there's a Muppet who has AIDS idk maybe they're dead now and now there's also a Muppet on the autism spectrum
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Sep 18, 2018 20:16
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Jose Mengelez posted:vun inch. ah ah aaaaaaaah 
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Sep 18, 2018 20:18
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Also, I have seen conflicting reports suggesting that they are not gay at all: https://www.theonion.com/sesame-street-bert-and-ernie-are-not-gay-they-are-dep-1819595499
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Sep 18, 2018 20:21
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Xenocides posted:I think it is weird that the showwriter based how he wrote Ernie and Bert on his own romantic relationship. Do he and his lover spend their time talking about friendship, pulling off each other noses, and talking about the alphabet and counting? Wait, so if it’s not that, what do gay relationships consist of?
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Sep 18, 2018 20:26
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Also the Seasame Workshop has already denied this and reiterated that they are platonic friends
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Sep 18, 2018 20:28
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sesame skeet
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General Dog posted:Also the Seasame Workshop has already denied this and reiterated that they are platonic friends with benefits 
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