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Ambaire
Sep 4, 2009

by Shine
Oven Wrangler
A fantasy about ascending from this physical body into a body of Light.

I conceived of a novel way to commit Suicide, in the form of creating a Two-Stage Nuclear Bomb consisting of 3 Primary Stages imparting Force upon a Secondary stage in the shape of a 3 Pronged Cone. The hollow end of the Cone imparted the energy directly upon the top of my head moving downward through my Body. This Detonation occurred as the Spaceship I was on was entering the Sun's atmosphere at over 1% of the speed of light. The Spaceship was propelled using a novel Gravity Drive with a very low Energy Consumption, with a continuous Acceleration of 2G towards the Sun from the planet Earth. I had a Fantasy of somehow using this Energy to transcend the Physical Form and become an Energy Being with a Body of Light. I had set the Bomb to automatic mode such that it would Detonate just as the Physical Integrity of the Spaceship began to disintegrate. Shortly before Detonation, I began to Meditate upon gathering the Energy of the Nuclear Fire to transcend my Form. Despite the primary anticipation being a Dramatic Suicide, the Universe Conspired to grant my Wish and Transcend my Form into that of an Energy Being.

I discovered how to tap the Realm of Light for power. I discovered how to move my Body of Light into the Realm of Light and attain the powers of a Lord of the Universe, and subsequently, a Lord of the Multiverse. I discovered how to create an Avatar in the form of a Physical Body in the Material Realm while keeping my Body of Light in the Realm of Light. I discovered how to induce Amnesia in the Avatar and experience a Normal Life while keeping access to the Body of Light in the event of the Avatar's Death.



What if this is the nature of Human Existence? Each of us has unknown Access to a Body of Light. Perhaps the same Body of Light is responsible for multiple Human Avatars. If the Human Avatar decides to commit suicide, perhaps the knowledge imparted upon death causes the Dwindling Remnants of the Human Avatar's Consciousness to request the Body of Light revert the Human Avatar to before the suicide, perhaps dozens or hundreds of times. All the times I have thought about Suicide.. what if I actually have committed Suicide dozens or hundreds of times, and have Reverted each time?

This is the True Religion.

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ncumbered_by_idgits
Sep 20, 2008

Huh, turns out there is such a thing as too much cocaine.

SleepySonata
Mar 3, 2010
These things are always so bogged down in your rudimentary understanding of the world. Foolish human when time comes your Transcendence will not be measured by some triviality like units of energy. You will reach a wholeness and completeness of understanding and in that instant be obliterated.

Hell Yeah
Dec 25, 2012

my balls are huge and filled with the energy that isk nown as cum. behold their awesome power

ClamdestineBoyster
Aug 15, 2015
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gently caress you physics retard.

Thots and Prayers
Jul 13, 2006

A is the for the atrocious abominated acts that YOu committed. A is also for ass-i-nine, eight, seven, and six.

B, b, b - b is for your belligerent, bitchy, bottomless state of affairs, but why?

C is for the cantankerous condition of our character, you have no cut-out.
Grimey Drawer

quote:

This Detonation occurred as the Spaceship I was on was entering the Sun's atmosphere at over 1% of the speed of light.

I don't think going 1% the speed of light will get you anywhere in space, just fyi

Even if you were just going to Alpha Centari you'd it would take you 480 years and congrats, you're loving nowhere.

Hell Yeah
Dec 25, 2012

op jsut posted a copy paste of something his dad wrote

criscodisco
Feb 18, 2004

do it
Hey lookie here I'm just a freakin energy being I ain't doing nothing but hangin out in Anthony Kiedis' butthole all day fuggedaboutit

ClamdestineBoyster
Aug 15, 2015
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You can’t set off nukes in space. :colbert:

Telebite
Aug 23, 2018

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WXgNo5Smino

Gaunab
Feb 13, 2012
LUFTHANSA YOU FUCKING DICKWEASEL
Lol that op hasn't reached super saiyan yet

Rad-daddio
Apr 25, 2017
"When Astrophysics Enthusiasts do MDMA"

Colonel Cancer
Sep 26, 2015

Tune into the fireplace channel, you absolute buffoon
Imagine 4 physicists upon the edge of a cliff, full of mere potential energy, not yet realized.

Grognan
Jan 23, 2007

by Fluffdaddy
the spirit is stored in the balls, four of which are balanced next to a cliff

JoaoVitorBF
Aug 31, 2018

I AM THE DARKNESS

ClamdestineBoyster posted:

You can’t set off nukes in space. :colbert:

Yes, you can. How do you think the government will fake a solar flare with nuke EMPs to try to send humanity back to the stone age?
Be prepared. Build Faraday cages.

ClamdestineBoyster
Aug 15, 2015
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I don’t know what a radio shadow is. Like proof of concept or whatever? :downs:

Fur20
Nov 14, 2007

すご▞い!
君は働か░い
フ▙▓ズなんだね!
That's the last time I accept an invitation to charge my JO crystal with the OP.

super sweet best pal
Nov 18, 2009

I'd go pure energy if I could regenerate my physical body when I was done.

The Protagonist
Jun 29, 2009
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mass energy equivalence is real, everyone transcends the physical when they loving die

The Protagonist
Jun 29, 2009
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they extremely continue to exist as energy and are reincarnated for use in new forms








mostly germs

ClamdestineBoyster
Aug 15, 2015
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Well it’s like, if you are orbiting a star you have to eat but if you are in the channel of the starlight you don’t. Like particularly in a pulsar state, where the compulsion is to go into trance/ecstasy, but you could willfully come out of trance at the expense of metabolism. :munch:

The Protagonist
Jun 29, 2009
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ClamdestineBoyster posted:

Well it’s like, if you are orbiting a star you have to eat but if you are in the channel of the starlight you don’t. :munch:

we're all just basking in the light of an ember of an ancient cosmic firework, all 'eating' is just the subsuming/sequestration/sheparding of this leftover heat, maaaan

ClamdestineBoyster
Aug 15, 2015
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The Protagonist posted:

mass energy equivalence is real, everyone transcends the physical when they loving die

Your rna goes through the carboration point at the middle of the galaxy and the carbon transforms to an ounce of silver in an orbiting comet when you die. Then ultimately the silver builds up in the comet with each successive iteration of that solar systems gravitational evolution, still orbiting the pulsar when the solar system bottoms out and when it re-enters spacetime. So orbiting comets become heavier with silver as solar systems become more wise to the center of the galaxy.

Mode 7
Jul 28, 2007

This thread has transcended the digital realm into pure :gas:

The Protagonist
Jun 29, 2009
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clamboy annoys me with his forced synthetic psychobabble gimmick, I only ever post unrefined truth

NoNotTheMindProbe
Aug 9, 2010
pony porn was here
You just got to fart out your own body weight.

Mooey Cow
Jan 27, 2018

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Pillbug

The Protagonist posted:

mass energy equivalence is real, everyone transcends the physical when they loving die

I too intend to evolve into a 1500 megaton blast when I die.

ClamdestineBoyster
Aug 15, 2015
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See it’s like, if you were sublimating a carbon crystal within the channel of the starlight, you end up with an iron core and the parsed rna path puts you in the channel of the moon on an alien planet, and you can pick a landing site with rf by magnetically orienting the iron ball mass during a one month orbit, and when you return to the point of origin in the orbital path the difference in the cores orientation creates and entropy violation and lands you where the core is magnetically oriented to on the planets surface.

Drunken Baker
Feb 3, 2015

VODKA STYLE DRINK
I was hoping this thread would be about DMT or transcendental meditation. Instead it's a thread about sucking.

OMFG FURRY
Jul 10, 2006

[snarky comment]

The Protagonist posted:

they extremely continue to exist as energy and are reincarnated for use in new forms








mostly germs

imma come back as gut bacteria and help someone turn sugars into alcohol

ClamdestineBoyster
Aug 15, 2015
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And since you likely don’t want to be carrying volatile chemicals for space travel, you can just use stored water, which will become slightly acidic over the course of travel, as a battery to generate power for a landing radio mechanism.

Jabberlock
Nov 29, 2014



Transcending the Physical Body to Become an Energy Being to Own the Libs

Shinjobi
Jul 10, 2008


Gravy Boat 2k
Thoughts like these lead to cults, OP. If that's the way you wanna take it, cool, but you gotta be aware of what you're getting into.

Crash_N_Burn
Apr 19, 2014

Ok but can I still do this if I plan on becoming a lich? Because lets be honest here a super pissed off skeleton flinging around lightning bolts is way cooler than an "energy being"

The Dennis System
Aug 4, 2014

Nothing in Jurassic World is natural, we have always filled gaps in the genome with the DNA of other animals. And if the genetic code was pure, many of them would look quite different. But you didn't ask for reality, you asked for more teeth.
Quantum.

Lil Swamp Booger Baby
Aug 1, 1981

I want to nut.

Big Beef City
Aug 15, 2013

Ambaire posted:

A fantasy about ascending from this physical body into a body of Light.

I conceived of a novel way to commit Suicide, in the form of creating a Two-Stage Nuclear Bomb consisting of 3 Primary Stages imparting Force upon a Secondary stage in the shape of a 3 Pronged Cone. The hollow end of the Cone imparted the energy directly upon the top of my head moving downward through my Body. This Detonation occurred as the Spaceship I was on was entering the Sun's atmosphere at over 1% of the speed of light. The Spaceship was propelled using a novel Gravity Drive with a very low Energy Consumption, with a continuous Acceleration of 2G towards the Sun from the planet Earth. I had a Fantasy of somehow using this Energy to transcend the Physical Form and become an Energy Being with a Body of Light. I had set the Bomb to automatic mode such that it would Detonate just as the Physical Integrity of the Spaceship began to disintegrate. Shortly before Detonation, I began to Meditate upon gathering the Energy of the Nuclear Fire to transcend my Form. Despite the primary anticipation being a Dramatic Suicide, the Universe Conspired to grant my Wish and Transcend my Form into that of an Energy Being.

I discovered how to tap the Realm of Light for power. I discovered how to move my Body of Light into the Realm of Light and attain the powers of a Lord of the Universe, and subsequently, a Lord of the Multiverse. I discovered how to create an Avatar in the form of a Physical Body in the Material Realm while keeping my Body of Light in the Realm of Light. I discovered how to induce Amnesia in the Avatar and experience a Normal Life while keeping access to the Body of Light in the event of the Avatar's Death.



What if this is the nature of Human Existence? Each of us has unknown Access to a Body of Light. Perhaps the same Body of Light is responsible for multiple Human Avatars. If the Human Avatar decides to commit suicide, perhaps the knowledge imparted upon death causes the Dwindling Remnants of the Human Avatar's Consciousness to request the Body of Light revert the Human Avatar to before the suicide, perhaps dozens or hundreds of times. All the times I have thought about Suicide.. what if I actually have committed Suicide dozens or hundreds of times, and have Reverted each time?

This is the True Religion.

I'm gay

Fucked-Up Little Dog
Aug 26, 2008

Posting live from the nightmare future of Web 3.0




Scratchmo
2G "towards the sun" is useless, you would stay in orbit of the sun forever. Hitting the sun is all about decelerating your angular orbital momentum

20 Blunts
Jan 21, 2017
Transcend my angry balls, OP

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Rutibex
Sep 9, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
energy is basically the same as matter. your not really transcending if you become energy. its better to transcend to a being of pure thought, above the petty material existence

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