HolePisser1982 posted:

_{Post Exposure Aids Facility
Resetera Gaming Forum
25th June 2049}



“Repeat your baseline.”


Deacon, drifting, a reason to live. Reason to live.


Hordes of freakers, open world, survival. Reason to live.


[ps5 coil whine growing louder and louder]


“What does it feel like to craft brutal melee weapons?!”


Next gen. Cinematic. Reason to live.


“What does Deacon find in the post credits scene?!”


The freakers’ weakness. Reason to live.


[fan spinning down, rest mode beep]


”You can collect your PS PLUS titles”

scary ghost dog posted:

things im hoping for this state of play:
- extremely gay dating sim type game about a pretentious band
- bugsnax dlc where the bugsnax can wear hats
- mario kart if it was made by retards

edit: YES!!!! I LOVE YOU SONY!!!!!!!

Pablo Nergigante posted:

HolePisser1982 posted:

sony keeping track of when PS+ gets discounted just so they can charge people the difference later is so loving funny. the ppl running that company continue to be truly insane

American McGay posted:

https://twitter.com/Nibellion/status/1529103463350673410?t=nz8PlT1tUjDCiGkQCuFNVg&s=19

Fungah! posted:

me lids, me precious antique lids

Fungah! posted:

Ten years in and we game like we're cheating on each other WITH each other. A decade-plus and her sun/bay/lids-area still pOwns my dualshock.

I got the tude now posted:

Thank you Sony

elf help book posted:

lol just looked at the op of this thread

euroshopper posted:

ngl one of my college friends is a socially awkward swans fan who wears a nerv shirt all the time. he also happens to look exactly like this autistic kid i knew in high school who wanted to gently caress rainbow dash

Pablo Nergigante posted:

I am a man of constant sorrow
My console has got no games

Lumpy the Cook posted:

Dongicus posted:

yeah you're missing out on the original demon souls. gently caress you!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

EmmyOk posted:

Yeah when you Switch on your Apple TV for some serious gaming. gently caress you

elf help book posted:

full inventory of the discount bin next to the gamestop door

Pablo Nergigante posted:

John Romero:

Smirking_Serpent posted:

https://twitter.com/Nibellion/status/1547567458608766984?s=20&t=f-qDWX5M2Lnggst3BGBN9A

Pablo Nergigante posted:

Somebody once told me
There were no games on Sony
The PS5’s the size of a shed

Fungah! posted:

so just delay for now, supplies cannot be found
allow a full room for your prize, its a behemoth in size
and ps plus, wow, has zero games for thou
but if you choose to buy, you might as well be gaming with no one

MIGHT AS WELL BE GAMING WITH NO ONE

Pablo Nergigante posted:

It ain’t no joke when a gamer’s handkerchief is soaked
With his jizz because a Chun-Li gif made him blast ropes

Pablo Nergigante posted:

American McGay posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l1JEmnTjdyA

Fungah! posted:

Googled “kill” in Hizke’s post history, forcing me into a tight spot—do I research this clearly diabolical motherfucker you just uncovered, ruining my image of Hizke as a mild-mannered well-endowed goth chick with a little David Arquette laugh, or do I blow you the gently caress away and continue enjoying the epic Sony fanboy thread. gently caress you for ruining my morning with this. User loses posting privileges for 6 hours.

lmfao

Hizke posted:

Well, I looked through arts and craps post history to see if there was a single funny post he's ever made and I got sad instead so it goes without saying. Let's loving kill him.

Pablo Nergigante posted:

🤔

Pablo Nergigante posted:

Agape is the highest form of love, the love for a hot goth babe with big tits

Fungah! posted:

by all means marry; if you marry a goth babe with huge cans you'll be happy, else you'll be a philosopher

insane anime posted:

cicada 3301 actively recruits imp zone members who empty quote me

Fungah! posted:

Cypher : You know, I know this game isn't that good. I know that when I put it in my PS5, Sony Entertainment Corporation is telling my brain that it is fun and enjoyable. After two years, you know what I realized?

[Boots up Returnal]

Cypher : Ignorance is bliss.

Sub-Actuality posted:

Whoa… I played Sifu

Fungah! posted:

Neo, playing switch: Why do my thumbs hurt?
Morpheus, glancing at PS5: You've never used them before.

Plebian Parasite posted:

"I am the Architect. I created Sony. I’ve been waiting for you.
You have many questions, and though the PS5 has altered your consciousness, you remain irrevocably human. Ergo some of my answers you will understand, and some of them you will not. Concordantly, while your first question may be the most pertinent, you may or may not realize it is also the most irrelevant."

"Where are the games?"

American McGay posted:

elf help book posted:

ms pays me $10 a month for opening bing

copy posted:

lol @ "not even the accessibility options can help you" from the polygon article title

Fungah! posted:

theyre making a smaller ps5: https://boingboing.net/2023/01/08/sony-and-honda-put-playstation-5-in-cars-to-compete-with-tesla.html

Lumpy the Cook posted:

Thought about this again today

Stux posted:

In Training posted:

gently caress yes finally. A portable PlayStation.