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Arrhythmia
Jul 22, 2011

Zas posted:

if they hack it, then there are probably worse ways to play p4golden than on a novelty little playstation i guess

the ps1 classic is about to be hacked, no matter what firmware it will be on

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Arrhythmia
Jul 22, 2011

man nurse posted:

Imagine being so angry at someone that you can barely spell or set up bold text, literally shaking as you enter your card details to bring your wrath down upon this person

THat person sounds like a buffoon! Ha ha! Ha!

Arrhythmia
Jul 22, 2011

HolePisser1982 posted:

me: Eyyyy Tony, tell em how yous got tha name
Tony Two-Frames: Eyyyy, the pacing’s so nice, you get to see every 29th one twice. Paisan!



Pablo Nergigante posted:

I'm seein' double here! Four 29th frames!

Arrhythmia
Jul 22, 2011

lmao

Arrhythmia
Jul 22, 2011

Phantasium posted:

the first ever tanning bed for your balls

lol

Arrhythmia
Jul 22, 2011

Just like a steamer trunk full of sperm, Death Stranding is the product of a single dedicated auteur.

Arrhythmia
Jul 22, 2011

Arrhythmia
Jul 22, 2011

Pablo Nergigante posted:

They actually did the Demon's Souls remake, holy poo poo

Holy poo poo

Arrhythmia
Jul 22, 2011

elf help book posted:

that xbox is actually 3 miles further back than the other 2 consoles thats why theres no reflection

lol

Arrhythmia
Jul 22, 2011

lmfao

Arrhythmia
Jul 22, 2011

A CRUNK BIRD posted:



Well, Neil? What is it? What can you see?

lol

Arrhythmia
Jul 22, 2011
I just bought Kiwami. Trying to space them out in the hopes that 3 - 6 come out for PC by the time I get there...

Arrhythmia
Jul 22, 2011

EmmyOk posted:

I’m jealous of people who got the sick death stranding PS4 so I’m gonna wait for one of those type ones

Aiden Pearce's Iconic Baseball Hat PS5

Arrhythmia
Jul 22, 2011

mysterious loyall X posted:

i have trhe cure and its the xbox all acess progrom. for a lease for 24.99 per month for 2 years. at such a low rate, they'd be carazy not to lease the xbox box series s. Greatness awaits

"You can now Lease an xbox" is the phrase uncle at nintendo's creator programmed into him that makes him go on a lunatic rampage

Arrhythmia
Jul 22, 2011

Fungah! posted:

huh. never thought about it like that before

First, we begin as apes. But when we touch the PS5, we become men. We find the Series X on the moon, which leads us to the next stage in Jupiter. When we find the Switch beyond the infinite though... then we reach the next level of humanity

Arrhythmia
Jul 22, 2011

Arrhythmia
Jul 22, 2011

trying to jack off posted:

its a clickbait website with 0 comments on every article so they definitely get paid per click. also there isnt anything on there about the collectors edition lol

*yoghurt falling off of spoon onto lap* bwuh? It bad??

Arrhythmia
Jul 22, 2011

Pablo Nergigante posted:

The PSN store has just been ruined no matter what browser you’re on!

Lol

Arrhythmia
Jul 22, 2011

Frenz posted:

I wanted to pick up a ps5

Lol, okay, which one of these guys is you?

Arrhythmia
Jul 22, 2011

lmfao

Arrhythmia
Jul 22, 2011

a Loving Dog posted:

lumpehhh welcome back

Arrhythmia
Jul 22, 2011

Arrhythmia
Jul 22, 2011

Pablo Nergigante posted:

[Neil Druckmann to his employees] You see rotten dot com? You can go there

lmfao

Arrhythmia
Jul 22, 2011

Lumpy the Cook posted:

Naughty Dog devs wondering how on earth they just got a wayfair dresser full of Haitian kids in the mail while Rareware staff gleefully crack open a crate and screech as a bunch of cadavers spill out

lmfao

Arrhythmia
Jul 22, 2011

Arrhythmia
Jul 22, 2011

HolePisser1982 posted:

Post Exposure Aids Facility
Resetera Gaming Forum
25th June 2049



“Repeat your baseline.”


Deacon, drifting, a reason to live. Reason to live.


Hordes of freakers, open world, survival. Reason to live.


[ps5 coil whine growing louder and louder]


“What does it feel like to craft brutal melee weapons?!”


Next gen. Cinematic. Reason to live.


“What does Deacon find in the post credits scene?!”


The freakers’ weakness. Reason to live.


[fan spinning down, rest mode beep]


”You can collect your PS PLUS titles”




Lmfao

Arrhythmia
Jul 22, 2011

scary ghost dog posted:

things im hoping for this state of play:
- extremely gay dating sim type game about a pretentious band
- bugsnax dlc where the bugsnax can wear hats
- mario kart if it was made by retards

edit: YES!!!! I LOVE YOU SONY!!!!!!!

lol

Arrhythmia
Jul 22, 2011

Bicyclops posted:

given the circumstances, we intend to make it impossible to purchase A Playstation 5, or to purchase any console exclusives, in Russia. *snickering*

Lol

Arrhythmia
Jul 22, 2011

bees x1000 posted:

the PS4 was huge

:D

Arrhythmia
Jul 22, 2011

Fungah! posted:

me lids, me precious antique lids

Arrhythmia
Jul 22, 2011

Pablo Nergigante posted:

decade long ps+ sun

Wontcha come, and wash away the raiiiiin

Arrhythmia
Jul 22, 2011

Lol

Arrhythmia
Jul 22, 2011

worms butthole guy posted:

It's almost as if the service isn't for grognard nerds who play everything

They're teaming up now. This is absurd.

Arrhythmia
Jul 22, 2011
Oi bollocks me crumpets. I's a bank oliday innit? I ain't doing nuffink bout this faldada. - our useless iks

Arrhythmia
Jul 22, 2011

euroshopper posted:

grindr for hungarians

:dafuq:

Arrhythmia
Jul 22, 2011

EmmyOk posted:

It was 1am nothing I could do, ask your fellow yanks to help you 💅

Bank Holihour

Arrhythmia
Jul 22, 2011

Sleng Teng posted:

hey now
you're a psstar
get your AIDS on
no games

lol

Arrhythmia
Jul 22, 2011
I've found xbox controllers remarkably easy to open, clean, and repair. Chalk another one up for Phil please.

Arrhythmia
Jul 22, 2011

Lol

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Arrhythmia
Jul 22, 2011
There's easier ways to become number twenty pal

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