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 Hi there. DC comics is not satisfied letting their film division have all the worst press, so they decided to do something about it. Say hello to the bat-dick.  That's Batman's penis, no doubt about it. Some people have argued that's a scar on his leg and viewers are seeing what they want to see, but here's a higher contrast version for your viewing pleasure.  That is a definite ballsack. How do you feel about Batman's penis? I'm somewhat disappointed, I expected a huge schlong not an average pecker.
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Sep 19, 2018 23:35
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bat balls not as big as expected this is unsettling
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Sep 19, 2018 23:37
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Batman has long been a gay icon, so I support his decision to show off his strong rear end-meat and dick region.
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Sep 19, 2018 23:38
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Sep 19, 2018 23:38
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i can't jerk off until understand the wider context as to why he is naked. also, is it weird that they refuse to show his dick and face at the same time? i feel like its weird
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Sep 19, 2018 23:39
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close thread, goldmine
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Sep 19, 2018 23:39
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You'd think he'd have the tech to grow his foreskin back.
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Sep 19, 2018 23:39
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ii meant
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Sep 19, 2018 23:40
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The crusader they couldn't keep caped. Walking around with his goth hams.
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Sep 19, 2018 23:41
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lol but seriously I posted:is it weird that they refuse to show his dick and face at the same time? i feel like its weird
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Sep 19, 2018 23:41
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if this is how he walks around the batcave he should reeeaaally stop hiring pre-pubescent sidekicks.
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Sep 19, 2018 23:41
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Alfred has been grooming him since he was a child
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Sep 19, 2018 23:43
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Why is Batman chubbed up?
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Sep 19, 2018 23:43
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BIG BEEFY BATMAN BALLS
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Sep 19, 2018 23:44
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solid cock n balls batman
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Sep 19, 2018 23:45
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Grant DaNasty posted:Why is Batman chubbed up? He's prepared for ANYthing
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Sep 19, 2018 23:45
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Batman should have had a Flanders dick
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Sep 19, 2018 23:50
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I will do it. I will be the man to admit I'm happy we get to see a shadowy outline of Batman's dick. e: ^^^^ You really naive enough to think a superhero with a very sensitive secret identity wouldn't be a grower?
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Sep 19, 2018 23:52
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Sep 19, 2018 23:52
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So...50 years after the Silver Surfer, Batman finally appears nude. DC's usual lagging.
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Sep 19, 2018 23:54
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Murray Mantoinette posted:I will do it. I will be the man to admit I'm happy we get to see a shadowy outline of Batman's dick. Flanders was a grower too. He just had a big hog!
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Sep 19, 2018 23:55
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Also, can Reed Richards stretch his penis? I mean, obviously he can, and I wonder if Sue likes that. Of course, Sue can just use an invisible force field for sexual purposes at any time, and that also probably is really efficient birth control. Don't tell me you haven't thought about this. ETA, its canon: quote:VF: "Is the Thing's dork made out of orange rock like the rest of his body?" http://gawker.com/5781080/stan-lee-on-which-superhero-has-the-best-penis
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Sep 19, 2018 23:57
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glowing-fish posted:Also, can Reed Richards stretch his penis? I mean, obviously he can, and I wonder if Sue likes that. Of course, Sue can just use an invisible force field for sexual purposes at any time, and that also probably is really efficient birth control. nobody thinks about the Fantastic Four
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Sep 19, 2018 23:58
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glowing-fish posted:Also, can Reed Richards stretch his penis? I mean, obviously he can, and I wonder if Sue likes that. Of course, Sue can just use an invisible force field for sexual purposes at any time, and that also probably is really efficient birth control. Wow, the entire fantastic four has hosed up genitals
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Sep 20, 2018 00:01
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Reed Dicks lol
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Sep 20, 2018 00:01
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glowing-fish posted:Also, can Reed Richards stretch his penis? I mean, obviously he can, and I wonder if Sue likes that. Of course, Sue can just use an invisible force field for sexual purposes at any time, and that also probably is really efficient birth control. yeah reed can transfer like 96% of his body mass into his penis. everything but the most essential organs and tissues. also he can control his body down to specific atoms so if he were achieving maximum length his dick is technically long enough that you have to measure it's size in light years richards is stacked
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Sep 20, 2018 00:01
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RICHARDS *dr doom waves metal-covered dick which clangs like a dinner bell against his legs*
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Sep 20, 2018 00:03
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Hey I got a rock dick It's made of rock Touch it gently caress, I can't feel anything because it's a rock
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Sep 20, 2018 00:04
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Brian Azzarello is a hack. 100 bullets sucked.
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Sep 20, 2018 00:06
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a bone to pick posted:Wow, the entire fantastic four has hosed up genitals Also, Sue Storm can turn invisible during sex. Would it be hot to be in a position where you could see how your penis moves in a vagina, because the vagina is invisible? I think that sounds pretty hot, and I am not sure right now whether I am being ironically weird or if I am really thinking about Sue Storm and her invisible sex powers.
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Sep 20, 2018 00:08
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 This thing is going to be worth a fortune.
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Sep 20, 2018 00:10
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I want an avatar that starts at the bubble that says "Computer." and then flashes over to the butt.
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Sep 20, 2018 00:11
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I think they modelled his goodies after Ben Affleck's in Gone Girl, an internet detective should investigate
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Sep 20, 2018 00:26
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Batman is supposed to be a nevernude, he can't be prepared for anything if he doesn't have the batbelt
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Sep 20, 2018 00:27
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Batman's dick
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Sep 20, 2018 00:33
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Mmm, I want to have passionate sex with Batman.
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Sep 20, 2018 00:39
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thread delivers
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Sep 20, 2018 00:42
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Cough Drop The Beat posted:Mmm, I want to have passionate sex with Batman. i suspect he might have issues with intimacy. he could gently caress you, but you would never make love
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Sep 20, 2018 00:43
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FuturePastNow posted:Batman is supposed to be a nevernude, he can't be prepared for anything if he doesn't have the batbelt Batman keeps a set of lockpicks, two smoke bombs, and at least three different [thing]-repelling batsprays up his rear end at all times.
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Sep 20, 2018 00:44
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What about Superman's dick?
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