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The Something Awful Forums > Discussion > Sports Argument Stadium > The Ray Parlour > PWM: The Next Generation

fat gay nonce: May 13, 2003; _{actual penis length: |-----------|}

Winner, PWM POTM January

The V H Group will take over ownership of PWM from Something Awful LLC.

Addressed to "fellow PWM fans", the statement from Head of the V H Group Anuradha Desai said:

quote:

Shane, dropping out of high school and joining the National Guard does not make you a man. Sitting behind a desk in Iraq for a year does not make you a man. Getting a tattoo after everyone else did does not make you a man. Last time we hung out my "skinny rear end" beat the poo poo out of you. You're not a man.

Don't tell me you never bail on things. You bitch out on a monthly basis, and never for a good excuse. If I drive half a loving hour to hang out with you don't lie to me about your sister being in the hospital. I can see her in your front yard you little human being. If you want to be a man so badly man up and tell the truth for once.

It's been 6 months since you split up with your ex and you still think you're hot poo poo with the ladies even though she was the only one to give you play. Stop trying to be me. It isn't going to work for you. That fat girl is the best you'll ever do, so stop trying. Your gay rear end uniform and Oakley glasses aren't even enough to pull empty headed bimbos. What makes you think an attractive girl with a brain is going to give a douche like you the time of day?

And most importantly, watch what you say around me. I may be your friend for old time's sake, but I'm also trying to be a cop. So when you call me up and tell me about molesting a girl who passed out at a bonfire you better believe I'd kick your rear end for being a creepy poo poo stain. The only reason you aren't in the hospital is because putting you there would keep me off the force. And the only reason you aren't in jail is because I've got no loving evidence you did what you said. But I guarantee, if I get the chance to sell your white trash racist rear end down the river I will. With a loving smile. Choke on a dick and die you homophobe.

With an unprecedented investment of $420.69 the V H Group have pledged to return PWM to the glory days of the past. Discussions are taking place to lure Taff back from drawing pictures of furry Wolves on twitter before he can complete his transformation into a guy who owns a furry wolf costume and fucks other fursuit owners in hotels, to bring back Grievo to finger ropey Scottish girls in pubs and in what would be the gleaming jewel in the Venky's crown a promise of a daily post from Venky's ad star David Dunn.

With the glorious VH backing PWM will go from strength to strength.

# ? Sep 20, 2018 16:12

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# ? Apr 16, 2024 23:13

Barry Shitpeas: Dec 17, 2003; there is no need
to be upset

Winner POTM July 2013

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IYwf2SBWa5o

# ? Sep 20, 2018 16:31

track day bro!: Feb 17, 2005; #essereFerrari; Grimey Drawer

hello op

# ? Sep 20, 2018 16:44

Gigi Galli: Sep 19, 2003; and then the car turned in to fire

I don't know about this but the effort OP is good.

# ? Sep 20, 2018 16:48

Barry Shitpeas: Dec 17, 2003; there is no need
to be upset

Winner POTM July 2013

this thread will be closed on page 69

# ? Sep 20, 2018 16:54

Sneaks McDevious: Jul 29, 2010; by LITERALLY AN ADMIN

*walks into the inn* greetings

# ? Sep 20, 2018 16:54

Sneaks McDevious: Jul 29, 2010; by LITERALLY AN ADMIN

Liked and subscribed

# ? Sep 20, 2018 16:55

Maradonna Summer: Oct 22, 2005; Our love will last forever

TRP Post Of The Tournament Winner World Cup 2014

hello

# ? Sep 20, 2018 17:13

Literally Lewis Hamilton: Feb 22, 2005

Gas chamber

# ? Sep 20, 2018 17:22

Bogan Krkic: Oct 31, 2010; Swedish style? No.
Yugoslavian style? Of course not.
It has to be Zlatan-style.

Rip

# ? Sep 20, 2018 17:47

Barry Shitpeas: Dec 17, 2003; there is no need
to be upset

Winner POTM July 2013

Maradonna Summer posted:

hello

hello

# ? Sep 20, 2018 17:52

Brendan Rodgers: Jun 11, 2014

wait did taff become a furry

# ? Sep 20, 2018 18:14

belgend: Mar 6, 2008; me when The Club do another win

this thread will be closed on post 69

# ? Sep 20, 2018 18:15

fat gay nonce: May 13, 2003; _{actual penis length: |-----------|}

Winner, PWM POTM January

Gigi Galli posted:

I don't know about this but the effort OP is good.

Reading serious threads for a while has given me PTSD

# ? Sep 20, 2018 18:42

blue footed boobie: Sep 14, 2012; UEFA SUPREMACY

I am posting in the new PWM.

# ? Sep 20, 2018 19:01

Literally Lewis Hamilton: Feb 22, 2005

belgend posted:

this thread will be closed on post 69

Goodbye

# ? Sep 20, 2018 19:29

Kwagga: Jun 11, 2002; I am small

hail satan

# ? Sep 20, 2018 19:39

Shrapnig: Jan 21, 2005

Ban Taff.

Bring back the Chuggster.

# ? Sep 20, 2018 19:56

track day bro!: Feb 17, 2005; #essereFerrari; Grimey Drawer

Taff unfollowed me on twitter because I kept tweeting that he wasn't the worlds biggest toastie fan and because I used to favourite all his tweets

# ? Sep 20, 2018 20:13

Bea Nanner: Oct 20, 2003; Je suis excité!

hmmm

# ? Sep 20, 2018 20:16

Weaponized Cum: Aug 31, 2004; This post brought to you by the finest Miami cocaine money can buy ----->

https://soundcloud.com/rinsefm/laurelhalo170918

# ? Sep 20, 2018 20:17

Kwagga: Jun 11, 2002; I am small

cant believe wazzer hasnt updated pish.uk yet

# ? Sep 20, 2018 20:24

T Bowl: Feb 6, 2006; Shut up DUMMY

did taff lose weight from running or is he still a chub

# ? Sep 20, 2018 20:27

Kwagga: Jun 11, 2002; I am small

T Bowl posted:

did taff lose weight from running or is he still a chub

why, you want to gently caress him?

# ? Sep 20, 2018 20:30

Kwagga: Jun 11, 2002; I am small

haha check out t bowl over here he wants to gently caress taff

# ? Sep 20, 2018 20:30

Kwagga: Jun 11, 2002; I am small

go put on a fox suit t bowl and yiff taff into oblivion

# ? Sep 20, 2018 20:31

T Bowl: Feb 6, 2006; Shut up DUMMY

yeah sure as long as we can use the wrestling buddies as pillows

# ? Sep 20, 2018 20:31

Weaponized Cum: Aug 31, 2004; This post brought to you by the finest Miami cocaine money can buy ----->

furry wrestling fanfic ftw

# ? Sep 20, 2018 20:35

fat gay nonce: May 13, 2003; _{actual penis length: |-----------|}

Winner, PWM POTM January

Let's all own taff by signing up to his patreon and sending him money every month...but ironically

# ? Sep 20, 2018 20:43

fat gay nonce: May 13, 2003; _{actual penis length: |-----------|}

Winner, PWM POTM January

Let's start a gofundme to pay tbowl to go get put in the masterlock by taff

# ? Sep 20, 2018 20:43

T Bowl: Feb 6, 2006; Shut up DUMMY

i will pay taff a pence for his services, but cancel soon after

# ? Sep 20, 2018 20:47

FullLeatherJacket: Dec 30, 2004; Chiunque pu� essere Luther Blissett, semplicemente adottando il nome Luther Blissett

i don't know that i should endorse this thread

but i endorse this thread

# ? Sep 20, 2018 21:34

brocked: Oct 25, 2005; All shall love me and despair!

Can't wait to lurk for another thousand pages

# ? Sep 21, 2018 00:04

Literally Lewis Hamilton: Feb 22, 2005

Let�s all yiff but ironically?

# ? Sep 21, 2018 00:10

NinpoEspiritoSanto: Oct 22, 2013

yay

# ? Sep 21, 2018 01:04

NinpoEspiritoSanto: Oct 22, 2013

Unironically

# ? Sep 21, 2018 01:04

Dilkington: Aug 6, 2010; "Al mio amore Dilkington, Gennaro"

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dDuyHJpYja0

# ? Sep 21, 2018 04:13

Sneaks McDevious: Jul 29, 2010; by LITERALLY AN ADMIN

I�m supposed to be going to S�o Paulo with work and idk it looks like a bit of a shithole?

# ? Sep 21, 2018 08:18

track day bro!: Feb 17, 2005; #essereFerrari; Grimey Drawer

julian assflange posted:

I�m supposed to be going to S�o Paulo with work and idk it looks like a bit of a shithole?

it looks like a what

# ? Sep 21, 2018 08:37

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# ? Apr 16, 2024 23:13

Bogan Krkic: Oct 31, 2010; Swedish style? No.
Yugoslavian style? Of course not.
It has to be Zlatan-style.

yeah id hate to go to a cool alpha global city in the the tropics with good food and

oh lol

# ? Sep 21, 2018 08:53

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