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Nirvikalpa
Aug 20, 2012

by Fluffdaddy
I love how my best friend is very obedient. Whenever I ask them to kiss me they always do so. Smooch! It is so cute.

Just wondering if this is a trait other people value in their friends?

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Pennywise the Frown
May 10, 2010

Upset Trowel
:yikes:

numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014

How much do I cum? The answer might surprise you!

im not here to make friends

great big cardboard tube
Sep 3, 2003


I'm not really sure, I don't have any friends

Colonel Cancer
Sep 26, 2015

Tune into the fireplace channel, you absolute buffoon
Not as much as electrical resistance.

ScRoTo TuRbOtUrD
Jan 21, 2007

numberoneposter posted:

im not here to make friends

good

Lord Frankenstyle
Dec 3, 2005

Mmmm,
You smell like Lysol Wipes.
Gullibility is more important. That way they think you'll actually pay back loans, or will be happy to help them move just because they helped you move, or believe you won't gently caress their SO if you get a chance. Friends are so stupid.

ClamdestineBoyster
Aug 15, 2015
Probation
Can't post for 10 years!
Do pushups op. :colbert:

lllllllllllllllllll
Feb 28, 2010

Now the scene's lighting is perfect!
only if you're fine with that

Laslow
Jul 18, 2007

Nirvikalpa posted:

I love how my best friend is very obedient. Whenever I ask them to kiss me they always do so. Smooch! It is so cute.

Just wondering if this is a trait other people value in their friends?
Stop trying to be edgy and clever and post pics of your dog already.

You don’t need stupid gimmicks as an excuse to post pics of your dog. Dogs are cool.

Sponge Baathist
Jan 30, 2010

by FactsAreUseless
i value my friends making GBS threads in the litter box and cleaning themselves and maybe eating any bugs/small rodents they find

Cubone
May 26, 2011

Because it never leaves its bedroom, no one has ever seen this poster's real face.
no you loving weapon

Bedevere
Jun 24, 2005
Grimey Drawer
I'm part Irish, so unless we fightin' regularly, we ain't friends, see?

Hell Yeah
Dec 25, 2012

No i value loyalty much more than obedience, which i don't value in a friend at all.
I can tell you what I don't value in a thread though:

Nirvikalpa posted:

I love how my best friend is very obedient. Whenever I ask them to kiss me they always do so. Smooch! It is so cute.

Just wondering if this is a trait other people value in their friends?

Chinatown
Sep 11, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
Fun Shoe

Dr. Stab
Sep 12, 2010
👨🏻‍⚕️🩺🔪🙀😱🙀
Fealty is most important.

Big Beef City
Aug 15, 2013

Unwaivering cock smoking is something I prize more than anything

GORILLA BASTARD
Jun 20, 2005

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN

Nirvikalpa posted:

I love how my best friend is very obedient. Whenever I ask them to kiss me they always do so. Smooch! It is so cute.

Just wondering if this is a trait other people value in their friends?

Are you loving your dog? You crazy bitch.

Julius CSAR
Oct 3, 2007

by sebmojo

numberoneposter posted:

im not here to make friends

And yet you're a pretty friendly guy!

burial
Sep 13, 2002

actually, that won't be necessary.
When I was a kid, my best friend was obedient to a fault. At lunch, I’d be all “touch your wrist with your finger” and when he did I’d be like “OK LOCK!” and then he’d stay like that while he ate, no matter how awkward it was to drink his milk or whatevs.

He was a hilarious physical comedian so that’s what was in it for me, but I have no idea why he went along with it.


I guess the short answer is no, I just wanted to tell that story.

Best Bi Geek Squid
Mar 25, 2016
op I have accepted that I am a joke and that I have no control over anything in my life

so obedience to my commands or whatever just isn't a thing that comes up a lot

Riot Bimbo
Dec 28, 2006


Ya!!! Obey!!!!

Pitdragon
Jan 20, 2004
Just another lurker
i am the alpha of the group so not only do i demand complete obedience from my cadre i also demand that they each be shorter and less attractive than i am

Pick
Jul 19, 2009
Nap Ghost
Reliability is cool, "obedience" is like sort of a weirdass word to apply to a friend

Chard
Aug 24, 2010




Matching blood type and poor peripheral vision, op

curlys gold
Jan 17, 2018

i have a very obedient fish however the fish can not understand my commands nor carry them out

Riot Bimbo
Dec 28, 2006


Pick posted:

Reliability is cool, "obedience" is like sort of a weirdass word to apply to a friend

What if your friend is your sub

numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014

How much do I cum? The answer might surprise you!

Pitdragon posted:

i am the alpha of the group so not only do i demand complete obedience from my cadre i also demand that they each be shorter and less attractive than i am
Does that make you Doc or Grumpy?

Burt Sexual
Jan 26, 2006

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Switchblade Switcharoo
Op, tell us more about your friends. You certainly aren’t the type to poo poo post and run? That’s not a friend of mine at all.

Kak
Sep 27, 2002
You're a loving weirdo, OP.

Neutrino
Mar 8, 2006

Fallen Rib
Blind subservience is a trait I choose in anyone that I demand to be my friend.

Nirvikalpa
Aug 20, 2012

by Fluffdaddy

Burt Sexual posted:

Op, tell us more about your friends. You certainly aren’t the type to poo poo post and run? That’s not a friend of mine at all.

My best friend and I met several years ago. We live in separate countries but when we get together now we love to play dress up, house, and beauty salon.

Literally A Person
Jan 1, 1970

Smugworth Wuz Here
I mean, so long as they'll be a good patsy, whatevs.

Literally A Person
Jan 1, 1970

Smugworth Wuz Here
I certainly don't want my best friend to disagree with me in any way. I know best anyway.

Jose
Jul 24, 2007

Adrian Chiles is a broadcaster and writer
all gbs posters are my friends and i expect them to follow the rules op

Literally A Person
Jan 1, 1970

Smugworth Wuz Here

Jose posted:

all gbs posters are my friends

Hell yeah!

Jose posted:

and i expect them to follow the rules op

Aw, lame.

dudeness
Mar 5, 2010

:minnie: Cat Army :minnie:
Fallen Rib
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=grVzHu-_LcU

DJ Fuckboy Supreme
Feb 10, 2011

And when you stare long into the abyss, you become aggressively, terminally chill

Obedience is a dumb trait to value in friendships OP

It sounds like you have bad friendships.

SleepySonata
Mar 3, 2010
BURN IN HELL FUCKMAN

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im depressed lol
Mar 12, 2013

cunts are still running the show.
i don't like dogs OP and i don't like you.

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