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Could we get a few words and a picture for the paper?
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Everyone knows the true honors are the princess Kay of the milky way pageant and the 4h llama costume contest. The pageant is for daughters of dairy farmers and all the finalists get their bust carved out of a giant block of butter. The llama costume contest is exactly what it sounds like https://www.twincities.com/2018/08/30/check-out-these-llamas-and-alpacas-all-cute-in-costume-at-the-minnesota-state-fair/ E. You're rinky dink state fair might suck rear end but the Minnesota one is something really incredible. Last year I got to see Parliament there
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Sep 24, 2018 16:55
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Berries are rad.
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SeXReX posted:Everyone knows the true honors are the princess Kay of the milky way pageant and the 4h llama costume contest. This is truly strange but someone just told me about this the other day? Like seriously said to me the exact words you just typed. I live in loving Oregon. 
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Haha thanks, Person. I've been training hard all year and many a pickle has been lick'd, but it's all been worth it. I hope to lick even more pickles next year. Also stop on by the downtown Minnetonka Rug Emporium if you want to talk about pickles or pick up a great deal on a new carpet. Thanks! See you next fair!
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Hometown Slime Queen posted:Haha thanks, Person. I've been training hard all year and many a pickle has been lick'd, but it's all been worth it. I hope to lick even more pickles next year. Also stop on by the downtown Minnetonka Rug Emporium if you want to talk about pickles or pick up a great deal on a new carpet. Thanks! See you next fair! Username/post just jives so nicely. 
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SeXReX posted:The llama costume contest is exactly what it sounds like Today I learned Minnesota owns, apparently.
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That’s a ill joint. 
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Sep 24, 2018 17:06
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I watched the entire llama costume contest this year. I learned that llamas use "communal poop piles" and have a tendency to stop and try to go if they pass one, really held things up. Like 4 years ago I saw Blue Oyster Cult and when I was 13 my dad took me to see the Pink Floyd DSotM laser light show  There's a stand that sells you cookies by the literal bucketfull and the power move is to take them over to the one that does unlimited milk refills. 6 or so years ago a trend started for local craft breweries to do fair exclusive beers, the reigning champ being the mini donut beer served in a cinnamon sugar rimmed glass.
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I CAME HERE TO EAT rear end AND CHEW BUBBLEBUM AND LICK PICKLES AND I FORGOT MY BUBBLEGUM IN THE CAR AND WELL I GUESS I'M A GOOD MULTITASKER ANYWAYS THANK YOU VERY MUCH
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2018 was a rough year for me, I won't lie to you. The lawnchair factory closed, leaving me jobless. Then it burnt down, leaving me homeless. Things looked bad. I needed something in my life, and that thing was licking pickles. Just one to start, then two, and so on. The referee there just told me I licked 348 pickles, that's a new personal best for me. But next year I'd love to lick 350. Heck, crank that up to 400. Thanks and Hail Satan!
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Sep 24, 2018 17:15
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also i'm still up for licking some more pickles, i'll be at my car in lot 4a all afternoon
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A Fancy Hat posted:2018 was a rough year for me, I won't lie to you. The lawnchair factory closed, leaving me jobless. Then it burnt down, leaving me homeless. And still just a drop in the bucket lol. 
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Mozi posted:also i'm still up for licking some more pickles, i'll be at my car in lot 4a all afternoon Do some basic joke research next time before you embarrass yourself The parking lots are named after farm animals
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Sep 24, 2018 17:19
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aw, sassafrass!
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ah 1, ah 2, 3 ... *crunch* https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YFAvSXS5H0E
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SexyRexy, taking the fair just a little bit seriously.
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Literally A Person posted:SexyRexy, taking the fair just a little bit seriously. Deep fried food on a stick is no joke. Don't even get me started on the great corn dog vs pronto pup debate. Have something we can all laugh at http://www.citypages.com/arts/bill-cosby-rapeseed-art-censored-at-the-mn-state-fair-7625632
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SeXReX posted:http://www.citypages.com/arts/bill-cosby-rapeseed-art-censored-at-the-mn-state-fair-7625632 quote:When creating the now banned piece, he was struck by sudden inspiration. Like many, Rindo has been following the allegations against Cosby, as over 40 women have come forward with sexual assault incidents spanning some 40 or so years. That's an lol
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the real lol is that the judges didn't get it until after it was on display and they had it explained to them
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Sep 24, 2018 18:28
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it was an honor just to be nominated
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Sep 24, 2018 18:37
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GAH! Motherfucker, never wake up a sleepwalker like that! Where am I? What is this taste in my mouth?
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Sep 24, 2018 19:01
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All those years of practice in the truck stop bathroom's glory hole finally paid off.
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Sep 24, 2018 19:05
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More like Pickle Rickin' right?
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Love watching a good pickle licking.
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I'm a driver. I'm a winner. Things are going to change...I can feel it. chicka chicka chicka sooooyyyyyyyy
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I'd like to thank my father who taught me everything I know about blindfolded pickle-lickin'.
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For twelve years, you have been asking: Wh
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“God drat I love pickles.” - Me, the winner of the Minnesota Sate Fair Pickle Lickin’ Contest
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Sep 25, 2018 01:12
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id lick the bumps off that pickle
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numberoneposter posted:id lick the bumps off that pickle not if i lick em first gently caress off edit: that was rude and i am very sorry
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whoops thought this was the deep throating pickle contest. haha *inhales pickles on the way out*
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Edgar Allan Pwned posted:whoops thought this was the deep throating pickle contest. haha excuse me sire you're going to have to burp that one back up for the rest of us
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Sep 25, 2018 01:22
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well jerk my gherkin
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InevitableCheese posted:“God drat I love pickles.” ...he said as he hoisted his third straight golden pickle award high above his head.
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These pickles are making me thirsty!! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3B9PAIMvce8 a bone to pick fucked around with this message at 01:34 on Sep 25, 2018 |
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Wait, it was a contest?
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and holy poo poo we have a winner
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