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GalacticAcid
Apr 8, 2013

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lol cervelli just took cole hamels deep on a huuuuuuuuuuge jack to left

4 of his 12 jacks this year are at the Bad Place now

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GalacticAcid
Apr 8, 2013

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Taillon doesn’t look quite as sharp as he has lately

GalacticAcid
Apr 8, 2013

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Come on Jamo don’t serve it up

GalacticAcid
Apr 8, 2013

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Christ that Hamels park went 437 feet

GalacticAcid
Apr 8, 2013

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Taillon is great but he’s not sharp tonight

GalacticAcid
Apr 8, 2013

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osuna had strong AAA numbers but they are not translating at all

GalacticAcid
Apr 8, 2013

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Ah here’s a babip gift

GalacticAcid
Apr 8, 2013

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Cmon Newman

GalacticAcid
Apr 8, 2013

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Taillon caught Javy looking with a dirty two seam

GalacticAcid
Apr 8, 2013

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BABIP BABIP BABIP
None of you are free of sin

GalacticAcid
Apr 8, 2013

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Come on Big Dick bring Cervelli home baby

GalacticAcid
Apr 8, 2013

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come on Bucs we need more runs

GalacticAcid
Apr 8, 2013

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oh yes oh yes two doubles for Jose Osuna against Hole Camels

GalacticAcid
Apr 8, 2013

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Jameson Taillon owns your life

GalacticAcid
Apr 8, 2013

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https://twitter.com/Pirates/status/1044405377545248768

GalacticAcid
Apr 8, 2013

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If I ever excitedly post OSUNA!!!! know that I am cheering for Jose Osuna on the pirates and not the domestic violence guy

I will try to be judicious to avoid confusion however

GalacticAcid
Apr 8, 2013

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Ahahahahaha pablo reyes rules

GalacticAcid
Apr 8, 2013

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Kevlar v2.0 posted:

Just another one of those wet fart offense days :shrug:

yea it’s because Jameson Taillon is the best starting pitcher in the division

GalacticAcid
Apr 8, 2013

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https://twitter.com/adamdberry/status/1044414866256277504

drat that’s a lot of wet fart offense nights

https://twitter.com/PitchingNinja/status/1044397418652094465

:discourse: oh yes

GalacticAcid
Apr 8, 2013

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PABLO THE GOD

GalacticAcid
Apr 8, 2013

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Raise it

GalacticAcid
Apr 8, 2013

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Brewers better step up since we’re sweeping the cubs for them

GalacticAcid
Apr 8, 2013

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Bucs win, cubs lose, Josh Hader and Bud Norris both gently caress up...drat, everything’s going my way

GalacticAcid
Apr 8, 2013

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https://twitter.com/NorthShoreNine/status/1044437150996008960

his ascent from no-name prospect to cult hero has been swift and gratifying

GalacticAcid
Apr 8, 2013

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Just catching up now

Pablo Reyes is your dad

GalacticAcid
Apr 8, 2013

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Cervelli’s your other dad

Yes two dads are possible tho noted Cub Daniel Murphy might object

GalacticAcid
Apr 8, 2013

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hahaha keep ‘em comin

GalacticAcid
Apr 8, 2013

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gently caress we left 2 runners on against this poo poo team, gonna have a stroke

GalacticAcid
Apr 8, 2013

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Rofl at walking Pablo on 4 pitches


Shoot it into me

GalacticAcid
Apr 8, 2013

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Joe Maddon calling in new pitchers to face one batter and give up one hit is my favorite recurring bit

To me, it is “a hoot”

GalacticAcid
Apr 8, 2013

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Pancakes posted:

Hootin' and hollerin' and beatin' the Cubs.

:unsmigghh:

GalacticAcid
Apr 8, 2013

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HAHAHAHAHA YES YES CHRIS ARCHER IS YOUR DAD TOO

GalacticAcid
Apr 8, 2013

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We gotta add on some more I saw the Lithuanian warming up in the bullpen so even these bums might put up a six spot

GalacticAcid
Apr 8, 2013

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SourKraut posted:

Cubs aren’t even going to make the post season.

Blow the whole loving team up.

:bisonyes: :bisonyes:

Manfred gotta intervene and give us your playoff spot; this won’t stand

GalacticAcid
Apr 8, 2013

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Was that intentional or does this guy suck?

GalacticAcid
Apr 8, 2013

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Ah.

https://twitter.com/adamdberry/status/1044790174041993217

GalacticAcid
Apr 8, 2013

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Kevin Newman is not the answer at shortstop friends

GalacticAcid
Apr 8, 2013

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Mathematical elimination is the only thing stopping us

GalacticAcid
Apr 8, 2013

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Lol it’s not over with Neverauskas on the mound

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GalacticAcid
Apr 8, 2013

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Mustached Demon posted:

I don't believe you friend

hahah I swear I wasn’t clowning he has been reaaaaallllllyy bad

Have to say he looked fine that inning tho

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