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The old woman who lived next door to my Mom died and I don't get hand-me-down Enquirer, People, or Reader's Digests any longer. When I visit her now it's all knitting magazines and the local paper. In trade for posting whatever Celebrity news you might know I'll give you some of the recent police reports posted in the local paper:   What's the British Royal family up to? How's Sandra Bullock doing? I heard Britney is sane again? Do tell.
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All you need to know is Robert Z'dar died on March 30, 2015 and all celebrity news has stopped since.
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Sep 25, 2018 05:24
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Tabloids are literal poison for your mind. 
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Sep 25, 2018 05:26
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Rapists still @ large Pedophilia still everywhere in Hollywood That might be pretty much it. SleepySonata posted:Tabloids are literal poison for your mind. That's fluoride
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Sep 25, 2018 05:29
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Oh, Kfed asked Brit Brit for 60k monthly spousal support up from 20k but they settled on 35
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Sep 25, 2018 05:30
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every single goddamn person of notable fame from stick rubbing fire caveman times to whoever paul rudd is can exfoliate my dry mishapen fuckin balls, OP.
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Sep 25, 2018 05:30
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imagine getting paid to have sex with britney spears lol
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Sep 25, 2018 05:31
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i like that posted:Oh, Kfed asked Brit Brit for 60k monthly spousal support up from 20k but they settled on 35 i thought kfed went out of business like sears
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Sep 25, 2018 05:31
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If it's not naked, it isn't me. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ypuMIch4h-I
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Sep 25, 2018 05:32
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Do people in the UK really buy tabloids unironically?
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Sep 25, 2018 05:33
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Any man directly involved with the Kardashian women either succumbs to substance abuse, mental illness, or literally becomes one of them.
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Sep 25, 2018 05:33
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Linux Pirate posted:Do people in the UK really buy tabloids unironically? do the same people that literally voted themselves off of their own continent purchase tabloids unironically, gee idfk
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i like that posted:Oh, Kfed asked Brit Brit for 60k monthly spousal support up from 20k but they settled on 35 Ha, loving Kfed gets $420k/yr. I bet he could have negotiated more but the prospect of making it 420 was too tempting. Thots and Prayers fucked around with this message at 04:06 on Sep 26, 2018 |
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Sep 25, 2018 05:37
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Statutory Ape posted:imagine getting paid to have sex with britney spears lol SCROTO TURBOSPERG posted:i thought kfed went out of business like sears https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UQhnB8zZoc8 it's underrated and would make the top 10 charts these days especially in brazil or something idc what anyone says.........
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Sep 25, 2018 05:38
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drake is grooming a bunch of teen chicks including eleven from stranger things
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Sep 25, 2018 06:04
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campfire posted:drake is grooming a bunch of teen chicks including eleven from stranger things last drake news i heard pusha t said he had a kid that he wasnt supporting or something and drake released a song about how that hurt his feelings that was literally called "im upset"
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Sep 25, 2018 09:13
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campfire posted:drake is grooming a bunch of teen chicks including eleven from stranger things thats not very good drake
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Sep 25, 2018 09:35
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i like that posted:Oh, Kfed asked Brit Brit for 60k monthly spousal support up from 20k but they settled on 35 God drat. Kfed won the lottery.
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Sep 25, 2018 10:04
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Sad to say, but all celebrities died in the Great Plagues of '14 and '16. Some believe a few celebrities remain, but that's like starlight that takes a while to burn out after the star itself has died.
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Sep 25, 2018 10:07
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Linux Pirate posted:Do people in the UK really buy tabloids unironically? Yes. It's quite the thing.
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Sep 25, 2018 10:08
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Shin00bie posted:Yes. It's quite the thing. i recently had international business to deal with and found that the trash tier tabloid "the daily star" has reactionary baiting headlines but the actual body of the text seemed to be more or less neutral ctrl&v AP news copy.
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Sep 25, 2018 10:12
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Everyone is a sex pervert. Not me, but everyone else.
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Sep 25, 2018 10:14
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STAR CHAT! Bringing you the hottest news from Hollywood! Item 1: Famous pro wrestler HULK HOGAN is looking to make a big return, but not to the ring! Instead, the former WWF Champion is scheduled to make his Broadway debut as Edward Scissorhands in the new musical "Too Much Tim Burton"! Item 2: TOM CRUISE should be living the high life after the success of the latest "Mission Impossible" film, but sources say he's a bit down in the dumps. That's because his entire home has become infested with weasels! Item 3: Celebrities make the BEST politicians, that's an indisputable fact. So it really makes you wonder, does GUY FIERI have a shot at becoming MAYOR OF FLAVOR TOWN? Sources say - yes!
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Sep 25, 2018 11:28
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Nobody cares about live, human celebrities anymore. There's a new celebrity we're all talking about, and her name is Bowsette.
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They managed to finally build a translator machine that can understand Ozzy Osbourne, but apparently it translates everything into the lyrics from Crazy Train. Hit tv show "America's Got Talent" was featured last week, when one of the finalists managed to fit an entire tuba up his rear end in a top hat.
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Sep 25, 2018 13:13
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Mark Wahlberg got mad. The Kardashians are at it again. Trump made a no-no. Rappers went off and died. Pete Davidson has an 11 inch dick. I think that's it!
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Sep 25, 2018 13:17
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There was a hurricane on the east coast of the US and Trump said it was very wet with regard to the amount of water it contained. Please post more local police blotters, tia.
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Sep 25, 2018 13:50
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rudy guiliani is still alive so things are pretty awful
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Sep 25, 2018 13:54
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Celebrity news? Big story; I'm back and worse than ever!
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Sep 25, 2018 15:46
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according to the supermarket checkout headlines alec baldwin is either dying, doping, or has multiple bodies under his floorboards it just depends
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Sep 25, 2018 15:48
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Big news everyone, pasta is back and better than ever!
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curlys gold posted:according to the supermarket checkout headlines alec baldwin is either dying, doping, or has multiple bodies under his floorboards it just depends These are all believable.
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Mooey Cow posted:Sad to say, but all celebrities died in the Great Plagues of '14 and '16. Some believe a few celebrities remain, but that's like starlight that takes a while to burn out after the star itself has died. confirmed: they're all dead, OP. every last celebrity died in 2016, which is why it's known as The Year the Celebrities Died.
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Sep 25, 2018 16:23
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Donald Trump left The Apprentice idk what he's up to these days
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Sep 25, 2018 16:27
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celeb news: drake is a pedophile, and ariana grande killed someone via negligence
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Sep 25, 2018 17:04
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katy perry is also a nun murderer.
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im gay
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Sep 25, 2018 17:17
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this thread is mostly terrible but i appreciate the punchline to the found my car article
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Sep 25, 2018 17:58
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A Fancy Hat posted:STAR CHAT! Bringing you the hottest news from Hollywood!  !!! I hope that TOM CRUISE figures out his weasel problem. He seems like a nice boy, I think he'll find love eventually.
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gimme the GOD drat candy posted:this thread is mostly terrible but i appreciate the punchline to the found my car article Agreed, it's poetic like an O'Henry story
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