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SalTheBard posted:Survivor showmances are the worst. They are but that whole thing was kind of cute and not your standard vapid dipshits uniting because they’re the most attractive people there. Maybe I’m just getting soft
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The fact that the show is so neutered now in terms of survival is replaced by the hilarity that all the people are superfans but instantly make the dumbest mistakes like instantly fall in love or take the lead day 1 in camp
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Sep 27, 2018 01:25
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Holy poo poo Pat is sticking his foot in his mouth.sportsgenius86 posted:They are but that whole thing was kind of cute and not your standard vapid dipshits uniting because they’re the most attractive people there. I don't think there is anything wrong with Showmances, but on Survivor they are just gross. Big Brother I don't mind, but gently caress you are dirty and gross. Although I could be biased because Alec is my poison.
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Sep 27, 2018 01:25
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Oh right I didn't declare my pony/poison Well my pony is the man who resides in the Palace of Wisdom, John Morrison, obviously. Dunno about poison yet.
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Sep 27, 2018 01:27
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Yo gently caress you bro we got the best fall foliage in the loving nation
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Sep 27, 2018 01:31
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I'm down with team Nerd.
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Sep 27, 2018 01:34
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Great Value Cirie seems like first boot material
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Sep 27, 2018 01:35
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Anything good in the first half hour other than the lurking lady and the idiot searching for an idol?
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Sep 27, 2018 01:38
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UltimoDragonQuest posted:Anything good in the first half hour other than the lurking lady and the idiot searching for an idol? The David tribe utterly annihilating the Goliath tribe in the first challenge.
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Sep 27, 2018 01:39
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Dan trying to start a showmance and telling people he found the idol. WHAT ARE YOU DOING??
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Sep 27, 2018 01:52
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The worst thing about watching this live, is all the ads for the absolute poo poo shows CBS apparently shows the rest of the time. Like, lol, what if we had a black family and white family try to be neighbors?
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Sep 27, 2018 01:59
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Man they are getting annihilated by rain so far
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Sep 27, 2018 02:01
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I think they're in a monsoon? I love that it's causing so many meltdowns.
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Sep 27, 2018 02:02
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Barking orders for a modified slider puzzle. This is Survivor Hell.
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Sep 27, 2018 02:05
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What the gently caress.
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Sep 27, 2018 02:15
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Holy poo poo what happened to Pat?!
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Sep 27, 2018 02:15
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Surprise medevac??
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Sep 27, 2018 02:15
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Oh goddamn they probably didn't have cameras on the boat to record the fall but Jesus this looks so loving bad.
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Sep 27, 2018 02:16
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The weather started getting rough. The tiny ship was tossed. 
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Sep 27, 2018 02:16
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How do you not just straight pull him from the game seeing that I suppose they will since it ends at 830. Guess this is why they did a 90 minute premier instead of the full 2 hours.
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Sep 27, 2018 02:19
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They cut to commercial on Pat with 12 minutes left, this is 100% a medevac. The saddest and most hilarious thing is that according to Probst, this guy singlehandedly inspired the season's theme. 
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Sep 27, 2018 02:21
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Well this explains why Jeff doesn't like this season.
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Sep 27, 2018 02:23
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Sep 27, 2018 02:24
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This has got to be the weirdest medevac in Survivor history. Like, who could've even seen this coming? How could they possibly have accounted for this?
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Sep 27, 2018 02:28
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I wanted to hate the guy for the tattoo necklace, but hope he gets a chance back on Survivor in the future. What a weird way to go out... on a boat ride back from a challenge that the producers barely have even shown over the years as something that exists.
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Sep 27, 2018 02:31
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Sep 27, 2018 02:31
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Shneak posted:Well this explains why Jeff doesn't like this season.
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Sep 27, 2018 02:31
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I'd be 100% fine if he got a guaranteed returnee slot on a future season.
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Sep 27, 2018 02:32
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Lampsacus posted:Source? You would think he would love it considering he took 20 minutes to talk about the concept of David vs Goliath at the start
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Sep 27, 2018 02:34
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Well that was a deflating ending to the first episode.
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Sep 27, 2018 02:36
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I do appreciate Jeff managing to wrangle in the season theme to the medivac though.
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Sep 27, 2018 02:38
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SLICK GOKU BABY posted:I do appreciate Jeff managing to wrangle in the season theme to the medivac though. Elizabeth has completely bought into the premise. Every confessional is "As a David..."
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Sep 27, 2018 02:47
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I feel like ive been Daviding my whole life
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Sep 27, 2018 02:54
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Binary Logic posted:Elizabeth has completely bought into the premise. Every confessional is "As a David..." Yea, but that's to be expected, she's probably got a producer being like say you're a David. Jeff going, "Hey look a member of your Tribe got medivacs, that's a total parallel to you guys being loser Davids and life just making GBS threads all over you"
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Sep 27, 2018 02:58
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That was amazing. It's annoying but Jeff loves the themes so much
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Sep 27, 2018 04:20
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That has to be one of the most disturbing evacs ever. The abruptness, the intense pain he was in, his fear and confusion, his begging not to leave. And then you factor in the other info, like one of his parents being paralyzed and the fact that he applied to the show every single season since the first waiting to get on and live his dream, and jeez what a bummer.  ETA: Generally good premiere though. It's a good cast and the more natural scenes and confessionals are a delight coming from Australian Survivor where every sentence spoken is composed of one word each taken from 10 different sentences.
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Sep 27, 2018 05:31
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I need a gif of Badass Bi with that weak rear end machete chop
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Sep 27, 2018 06:34
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What were the slurs that Jessica used online? Why was Alec uninvited to the reunion and did he lose the money he would have made for being on the show?
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Sep 27, 2018 10:01
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Professor Shark posted:What were the slurs that Jessica used online? Why was Alec uninvited to the reunion and did he lose the money he would have made for being on the show? I believe Alec was the one who broke his NDA, and yes, he loses money, but maybe not all of it. You get prize money based on placement, plus ten thousand dollars for attending the reunion. He definitely loses the latter, but he may or may not lose the former depending on whether or not he has already been paid and how petty CBS is feeling.
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I'm only half way through, everybody is looking for idols nobody has found one. But I'm sosososo sick of the scramping around looking for idols out of camp. Under trees --- uh, ok. Dan has found one. Blah. Jeffo! Have a season without hidden idols. I mean it. I'm rather serious about this request. Sincerely, Lampsy.
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