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Canned Panda
Jul 10, 2012




So, the Philadelphia Flyers Hockey Club has a new mascot named Gritty.

He's... well, here.



This is the best thing they could come up with?



He's ready to kill!







Anyway, I thought we could have some fun with him.

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Starman Super DX
Oct 17, 2011

This title text is surprisingly sturdy.
wow as if I needed another reason to never watch sports. Hockey I thought you were one of the good ones, too.

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Kazak
Jan 10, 2012

I sincerely think Gritty is hilarious looking and totally suits the Flyers fan mentality

Randal
Apr 20, 2016

not adding value on SA one post at a time
End mascots.

Over There
Jun 28, 2013

by Azathoth

Starman Super DX posted:

wow as if I needed another reason to never watch sports. Hockey I thought you were one of the good ones, too.

(USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)

gently caress up probe

Sports are bad

Whooping Crabs
Apr 13, 2010

Sorry for the derail but I fuckin love me some racoons
He looks like a flyers player who flayed off the face of the honeycomb mascot and is wearing it as his own

Its great

LordArgh
Mar 17, 2009

Nap Ghost
is gritty's gimmick that he throws gravel all over the ice to stop people from slipping?

Big Beef City
Aug 15, 2013

In his debut performance he slipped and fell over on the ice a bunch of times while firing the tshirt canon and then pegged one of his assistants with it in the back


https://www.si.com/extra-mustard/2018/09/25/tuesday-hot-clicks-flyers-mascot-gritty-debut-video

GRINDCORE MEGGIDO
Feb 28, 1985


Photoshops.

William Henry Hairytaint
Oct 29, 2011



I like him, he looks deranged. I'd gladly heckle him while I drank overpriced beer and ate overpriced hot dogs.

HugeGrossBurrito
Mar 20, 2018

GRINDCORE MEGGIDO
Feb 28, 1985


Call Your Grandma
Jan 17, 2010

Crosspostin' from the icehockey thread

HugeGrossBurrito
Mar 20, 2018

Linux Pirate
Apr 21, 2012


I just found out about Gritty but he is up there with Grimace and the Phillie Phanatic

Stretch Marx
Apr 29, 2008

I'm ok with this.
Also cross-posting from the NHL thread.



-e-

He also shot a dude in the back with a t-shirt gun. Guy is a stone cold killer.

Stretch Marx fucked around with this message at 00:05 on Sep 26, 2018

HugeGrossBurrito
Mar 20, 2018

LadyPictureShow
Nov 18, 2005

Success!



Whooping Crabs posted:

He looks like a flyers player who flayed off the face of the honeycomb mascot and is wearing it as his own

Its great

Holy poo poo.

Great job already on all the submissions!

Applesnots
Oct 22, 2010

MERRY YOBMAS

Gritty strains all of his food through that beard of his. He is like a baleen whale on ice skates,

Grant DaNasty
Jul 17, 2006

Linux Pirate
Apr 21, 2012


Linux Pirate fucked around with this message at 22:59 on Sep 26, 2018

Matryoshka SexDoll
Feb 24, 2016

Bad Habit
Landwolf really let himself go after his roommate got all weird and racist.

Stretch Marx
Apr 29, 2008

I'm ok with this.

Double Agent
Mar 28, 2005

Maybe we're not just a bunch of frak-ups after all.

Zeluth
May 12, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Di8P3skzq2A

LadyPictureShow
Nov 18, 2005

Success!



Murdstone
Jun 14, 2005

I'm feeling Jimmy


:lol:

Genesplicer
Oct 19, 2002

I give your invention the worst grade imaginable: An A-minus-minus!

Total Clam
Was this the mascot that managed to shoot himself in the dick with the T-shirt cannon?

LadyPictureShow
Nov 18, 2005

Success!



ScRoTo TuRbOtUrD
Jan 21, 2007

Kazak posted:

I sincerely think Gritty is hilarious looking and totally suits the Flyers fan mentality

a morbidly obese methed out ginger

how hard can he huck a battery

ScRoTo TuRbOtUrD
Jan 21, 2007

genesplicer posted:

Was this the mascot that managed to shoot himself in the dick with the T-shirt cannon?

no that was a college mascot up in Boulder

Nurge
Feb 4, 2009

by Reene
Fun Shoe

Shut up and JAM!
Sep 3, 2011

Whooping Crabs
Apr 13, 2010

Sorry for the derail but I fuckin love me some racoons
https://m.imgur.com/r/reactiongifs/9Ub7qSg

Shut up and JAM!
Sep 3, 2011

CannonFodder
Jan 26, 2001

Passion’s Wrench
Well that certainly fulfills the "nightmare" part of the thread.

Nurge
Feb 4, 2009

by Reene
Fun Shoe
Obligatory Scream edit:

GRINDCORE MEGGIDO
Feb 28, 1985


GRINDCORE MEGGIDO fucked around with this message at 13:17 on Sep 26, 2018

Cable Guy
Jul 18, 2005

I don't expect any trouble, but we'll be handing these out later...




Slippery Tilde
I think he's waiting...

https://twitter.com/GrittyNHL/status/1044410535037620225

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Zamboni Rodeo
Jul 19, 2007

NEVER play "Lady of Spain" AGAIN!





:golfclap:

I love this.

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