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Jet Jaguar posted:She had me at "We're going to just jab needles in your brain, and you'll be awake the whole time." So good! My favorite part is that she left Taylor Swift's number in there.
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Doltos posted:I've driven through Jacksonville and it's just a big sprawling city. Half of it seems empty or like another city was tacked on to it. Main cities in Florida all seem to follow the same pattern as Beach ---> Waterfront ----> Ghettos ----> Suburbs just like other port cities. The city so nice, the named it Jacksonville ![]()
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You know, something that might be neat is if the system wasn't broken maliciously. Maybe the system was set up in the time of the cavemen and them just living normally got them enough Good Place points to go to the Good Place. Room to be sent to the bad place too, I'm sure, but there was equal opportunity for Ug and Og to go to either one depending on their choices. It's just, for whatever reason, by the time the Soul Squad bites it, the equation is balanced super heavily in the favor of being sent to the Bad Place. Like of of those "yeah, look, this is the system we've used since year 0. It works just fine" and nobody actually checked it, just assumed it was working fine cause it did the last time the checked it when those nice Sabertooth Tigers got Ug and Og. No maliciousness, just the system being balanced wrong and nobody catching it.
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GreenNight posted:So little babies that die at birth go to the bad place? That's some poo poo. I don't know, I think it would be funnier if The Good Place is just babies. Made your mom smile = 10,000 points Didn't do dookie on the floor =5656 points Etc. And then they died at the ripe old age of 2 months. Head on to the Good Place. The Good Place is so busy taking care of babies, they didn't have time to notice people weren't getting in.
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BioEnchanted posted:Chidi drops the Time Knife, which cuts the part of the Jeremy Bearimy that connects the last y to the J, giving the afterlife an end date. You just know that whatever happens with the Time Knife, if it has anything to do with Jeremey Bearimy, it's gonna give him access to that dot above the i. Actually I just rewatched the Jeremey Bearimy episode, and Michael describes that dot as "where nothing, never happens". Wonder if that's gonna be the Pandemonium of the final episode? I know speculation is worthless, but it's fun.
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subpar anachronism posted:I'm working on a small project and was hoping goons could throw some ideas my way. There are some objects tied to characters, like shrimp to Eleanor and giraffes to Tahani. What are some for Chidi? All I can think of are the boots or air conditioner. Maybe a muffin, or peeps? Stomachs and hats
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Arist posted:What kind of maniac doesn't like Donkey Doug Pillboi was better, but Donkey
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FactsAreUseless posted:I have learned better than to troll, now that I am an adult, but if I was a troll I would post: We're all just season 2 Michael's in this world. Trying to be better, but also can't resist trolley probleming everyone if we get a chance.
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MikeJF posted:Janet is going to be either a porygon or a rotom, I assume. "Not a pokedex" - Janet
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