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ZRM
Nov 25, 2007

Jet Jaguar posted:

She had me at "We're going to just jab needles in your brain, and you'll be awake the whole time." So good!


Tahani's phone was great. I need to freeze-frame it. Goodbye, The Edge's real number that not even Bono knows!

My favorite part is that she left Taylor Swift's number in there.

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ZRM
Nov 25, 2007

Doltos posted:

I've driven through Jacksonville and it's just a big sprawling city. Half of it seems empty or like another city was tacked on to it. Main cities in Florida all seem to follow the same pattern as Beach ---> Waterfront ----> Ghettos ----> Suburbs just like other port cities.

Jacksonville becoming this white trash stereotype full of idiots is great though. It's not just the Good Place doing it either since Ash vs the Evil Dead was obsessed with glorious Jacksonville too.

The city so nice, the named it Jacksonville

ZRM
Nov 25, 2007
You know, something that might be neat is if the system wasn't broken maliciously. Maybe the system was set up in the time of the cavemen and them just living normally got them enough Good Place points to go to the Good Place. Room to be sent to the bad place too, I'm sure, but there was equal opportunity for Ug and Og to go to either one depending on their choices.

It's just, for whatever reason, by the time the Soul Squad bites it, the equation is balanced super heavily in the favor of being sent to the Bad Place. Like of of those "yeah, look, this is the system we've used since year 0. It works just fine" and nobody actually checked it, just assumed it was working fine cause it did the last time the checked it when those nice Sabertooth Tigers got Ug and Og.

No maliciousness, just the system being balanced wrong and nobody catching it.

ZRM
Nov 25, 2007

GreenNight posted:

So little babies that die at birth go to the bad place? That's some poo poo.

I don't know, I think it would be funnier if The Good Place is just babies.

Made your mom smile = 10,000 points

Didn't do dookie on the floor =5656 points

Etc.

And then they died at the ripe old age of 2 months. Head on to the Good Place.

The Good Place is so busy taking care of babies, they didn't have time to notice people weren't getting in.

ZRM
Nov 25, 2007

BioEnchanted posted:

Chidi drops the Time Knife, which cuts the part of the Jeremy Bearimy that connects the last y to the J, giving the afterlife an end date.

You just know that whatever happens with the Time Knife, if it has anything to do with Jeremey Bearimy, it's gonna give him access to that dot above the i.

Actually I just rewatched the Jeremey Bearimy episode, and Michael describes that dot as "where nothing, never happens". Wonder if that's gonna be the Pandemonium of the final episode? I know speculation is worthless, but it's fun.

ZRM
Nov 25, 2007

subpar anachronism posted:

I'm working on a small project and was hoping goons could throw some ideas my way. There are some objects tied to characters, like shrimp to Eleanor and giraffes to Tahani. What are some for Chidi? All I can think of are the boots or air conditioner. Maybe a muffin, or peeps?

Stomachs and hats

ZRM
Nov 25, 2007

Arist posted:

What kind of maniac doesn't like Donkey Doug

Pillboi was better, but Donkey Dad Doug was pretty good.

ZRM
Nov 25, 2007

FactsAreUseless posted:

I have learned better than to troll, now that I am an adult, but if I was a troll I would post:

Jason at least has more personality than Eleanor. She doesn't do anything other than be a love interest for Chidi.

We're all just season 2 Michael's in this world. Trying to be better, but also can't resist trolley probleming everyone if we get a chance.

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ZRM
Nov 25, 2007

MikeJF posted:

Janet is going to be either a porygon or a rotom, I assume.

I'd been expecting five seasons, but I'm glad they're ending whenever they feel appropriate.

"Not a pokedex" - Janet

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