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crispix
Mar 28, 2015

Grand-Maman m'a raconté
(Les éditions des amitiés franco-québécoises)

Hello, dear

Rondette posted:

I wish that we could see competent people doing things that are achievable for a change. I feel so done with this show now. The format is so stale. >insert stale doughnut joke here<

I like the clumsy over the top reaction shots they paste in now. It just needs slide whistle and splat noises :newlol:

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eating only apples
Dec 12, 2009

Shall we dance?
The boardroom this week, whenever Sugar talked it sounded like the Cassetteboy version of him, the editing is godawful.

i didn't know there was a relatively new cassetteboy apprentice video, here it is but the old one, like the old show, is better

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EAwymcSlmoA



e: im still dying laughing bc i remember some of these people and that's funny

"and me"

eating only apples fucked around with this message at 00:35 on Oct 21, 2018

Khablam
Mar 29, 2012

Predicting a double-firing this week.

crispix
Mar 28, 2015

Grand-Maman m'a raconté
(Les éditions des amitiés franco-québécoises)

Hello, dear
I wish they had done this with an all male team :laugh:

Strom Cuzewon
Jul 1, 2010

I feel like the one-armed man might be at a disadvantage in selling exercise gear.

Khablam
Mar 29, 2012

Pretty sure Rick is Neil Clough with a facelift and a lobotomy.

crispix
Mar 28, 2015

Grand-Maman m'a raconté
(Les éditions des amitiés franco-québécoises)

Hello, dear
Lot of people from NI selling stuff at this

Khablam
Mar 29, 2012

I can't remember seeing Alex doing anything other than looking gormless in the background. Given he's in the edit this week I'm sure he's going.

Strom Cuzewon
Jul 1, 2010

Khablam posted:

I can't remember seeing Alex doing anything other than looking gormless in the background. Given he's in the edit this week I'm sure he's going.

Briefly today he looked lustfully in the foreground, that's something at least?

Also that sauna conversation is the most efficient demonstration of sour grapes I've ever seen.

Khablam
Mar 29, 2012

"How much is that?"
*mentions lowest possible price in first reply*

"haha guys I'm a great salesman"

Strom Cuzewon
Jul 1, 2010

Steamless loving sauna?

crispix
Mar 28, 2015

Grand-Maman m'a raconté
(Les éditions des amitiés franco-québécoises)

Hello, dear
Oh god no :cripes:

Staggy
Mar 20, 2008

Said little bitch, you can't fuck with me if you wanted to
These expensive
These is red bottoms
These is bloody shoes


I hate this all so much.

Khablam
Mar 29, 2012

im done

killing myself

crispix
Mar 28, 2015

Grand-Maman m'a raconté
(Les éditions des amitiés franco-québécoises)

Hello, dear
oh sure just sit in your own personal sauna pod by your desk at work, that's what we do now

crispix
Mar 28, 2015

Grand-Maman m'a raconté
(Les éditions des amitiés franco-québécoises)

Hello, dear
literally the only thing broken arm guy does is walk around looking like he's walking away from a fart

Khablam
Mar 29, 2012

A sensible substitution instead of letting them fall on their face?

<3 Sabrina.

Strom Cuzewon
Jul 1, 2010

Alex....he's a little bit dim isn't he?

crispix
Mar 28, 2015

Grand-Maman m'a raconté
(Les éditions des amitiés franco-québécoises)

Hello, dear
Still amazing how little these people manage to do with absolutely everything done for them

crispix
Mar 28, 2015

Grand-Maman m'a raconté
(Les éditions des amitiés franco-québécoises)

Hello, dear
I'm the only person I know under 30 who does something similar to what I do.

Strom Cuzewon
Jul 1, 2010

"I have a millionaire mindset" god drat loving virtue ethics.

Khablam
Mar 29, 2012

Khablam posted:

I can't remember seeing Alex doing anything other than looking gormless in the background. Given he's in the edit this week I'm sure he's going.
Edit watching wins again.

Meat Wagon
Jul 14, 2004

Khablam posted:

I can't remember seeing Alex doing anything other than looking gormless in the background. Given he's in the edit this week I'm sure he's going.

He haggled a penny off 2 bottles of wine in the first episode. He was a right div.

Taear
Nov 26, 2004

Ask me about the shitty opinions I have about Paradox games!
Always making one team look like they're doing well and the other team are doing shittily then the ones who are doing well lose.
Every time. Every season!

Binary Logic
Dec 28, 2000

Fun Shoe

eating only apples posted:

The boardroom this week, whenever Sugar talked it sounded like the Cassetteboy version of him, the editing is godawful.

i didn't know there was a relatively new cassetteboy apprentice video, here it is but the old one, like the old show, is better

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EAwymcSlmoA



e: im still dying laughing bc i remember some of these people and that's funny

"and me"

Never saw this before, these are great, thanks for posting.

crispix posted:

Still amazing how little these people manage to do with absolutely everything done for them
Does your product have insurance? :3:

crispix posted:

literally the only thing broken arm guy does is walk around looking like he's walking away from a fart
Being a professional movie extra he is very skilled at walking around unnoticed in the background.

Khablam
Mar 29, 2012

On YF he said he started importing whole-sale from China as a hobby when he was a kid, so I'm not too surprised he's concerned with shipping insurance, even though it's still dumb in context.

Slash
Apr 7, 2011

Sounds like his business plan was shite anyway. An app for connecting Drone Owners with Drone Pilots. Like WTF, who owns a drone and wants someone else to fly it? Can't imagine there's much of a market.

Strom Cuzewon
Jul 1, 2010

Slash posted:

Sounds like his business plan was shite anyway. An app for connecting Drone Owners with Drone Pilots. Like WTF, who owns a drone and wants someone else to fly it? Can't imagine there's much of a market.

Disruption!

(wth do we not have a disruption emote?)

Taear
Nov 26, 2004

Ask me about the shitty opinions I have about Paradox games!

Slash posted:

Sounds like his business plan was shite anyway. An app for connecting Drone Owners with Drone Pilots. Like WTF, who owns a drone and wants someone else to fly it? Can't imagine there's much of a market.

And absolutely not something LORD SUGAR would ever invest in because it's too technological and isn't just a man stood outside a van.

Meat Wagon
Jul 14, 2004
I can't believe Kurran is a real person.

crispix
Mar 28, 2015

Grand-Maman m'a raconté
(Les éditions des amitiés franco-québécoises)

Hello, dear
Why aren't they doing something spooky? :mad:

:spooky:

crispix
Mar 28, 2015

Grand-Maman m'a raconté
(Les éditions des amitiés franco-québécoises)

Hello, dear

Meat Wagon posted:

I can't believe Kurran is a real person.

He puts me in mind of a poster on these forums who looks a bit like him and is also an enormous wally :laugh:

Clakes shoes are shite these days imo, fall apart like cardboard

crispix
Mar 28, 2015

Grand-Maman m'a raconté
(Les éditions des amitiés franco-québécoises)

Hello, dear
That is a nice design for maybe a teddy bear's booties

Bacon Terrorist
May 7, 2010

to ride eternal, shiny and chrome

THUNDERDOME LOSER 2022
The 'worst team wins' dynamic is difficult to call this week.

crispix
Mar 28, 2015

Grand-Maman m'a raconté
(Les éditions des amitiés franco-québécoises)

Hello, dear
Okay and now we are cooking... and beach bars or something wtf is happening in this show?

Strom Cuzewon
Jul 1, 2010

I could see both these shoes appearing on Kimmy Schmidt.

crispix
Mar 28, 2015

Grand-Maman m'a raconté
(Les éditions des amitiés franco-québécoises)

Hello, dear
My ma wears skechers with aquafresh colours but i am p sure she draws the line before pink booties with bows on

Strom Cuzewon
Jul 1, 2010

God you see the post-hoc justifications churning through their heads whenever they look at these things

crispix
Mar 28, 2015

Grand-Maman m'a raconté
(Les éditions des amitiés franco-québécoises)

Hello, dear
ah yes the telling the customer to gently caress off approach to sales

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Strom Cuzewon
Jul 1, 2010

I continue to not understand the difference between haggling and shouting random numbers.

35! shinty-six! 34 and a bit? eleventy one! ninehundred and james! 30! deal!

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