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Strom Cuzewon
Jul 1, 2010

crispix posted:

Kellis milkshake :laugh:

IT'S NOT A MILKSHAKE

fml

How do we show our big social media presence? Lets film someone tweeting on a phone!

Can we share it? Yes, please share it. God job they cut all the nonsense from the advert.

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Pissflaps
Oct 20, 2002

by VideoGames

Bape Culture posted:

Compared himself to Scorsese and Tarantino what the gently caress is this cunts ego oh my god

I think he's cool and entertaining maybe you should settle down??

Bape Culture
Sep 13, 2006

Pissflaps posted:

I think he's cool and entertaining maybe you should settle down??

Actually he sucks rear end op maybe you should get back in yer box?

stev
Jan 22, 2013

Please be excited.



FeMaLeS

Pissflaps
Oct 20, 2002

by VideoGames

Bape Culture posted:

Actually he sucks rear end op maybe you should get back in yer box?

He's thin, sexy and has great hair. No wonder you don't like him.

gret
Dec 12, 2005

goggle-eyed freak


I cringe every time they bring up market research when it's just them talking to a handful of people.

Bape Culture
Sep 13, 2006

Pissflaps posted:

He's thin, sexy and has great hair. No wonder you don't like him.

Where are the moderators I am being attacked personally

crispix
Mar 28, 2015

Grand-Maman m'a raconté
(Les éditions des amitiés franco-québécoises)

Hello, dear
Omg stop fighting :(

Sugar don't look too impressed with the bathing costumes

stev
Jan 22, 2013

Please be excited.



Martin Luther King It has it in the bag.

Pissflaps
Oct 20, 2002

by VideoGames

Bape Culture posted:

Where are the moderators I am being attacked personally

crispix
Mar 28, 2015

Grand-Maman m'a raconté
(Les éditions des amitiés franco-québécoises)

Hello, dear
This nut milk pitch is dogshit but she's going to win it imo

Pissflaps
Oct 20, 2002

by VideoGames
nut milk pitch dogshit

crispix
Mar 28, 2015

Grand-Maman m'a raconté
(Les éditions des amitiés franco-québécoises)

Hello, dear
Kurran and Koyode are the only people in any way memorable this year. I honestly cannot remember who that swim wear sub team leader person was

Pissflaps
Oct 20, 2002

by VideoGames
im about 10 minutes behind on catchup and i think the sexy nut spunk product will win

Strom Cuzewon
Jul 1, 2010

Hand of fatimah means female empowerment

It does?!?!

crispix
Mar 28, 2015

Grand-Maman m'a raconté
(Les éditions des amitiés franco-québécoises)

Hello, dear

Strom Cuzewon posted:

Hand of fatimah means female empowerment

It does?!?!

Inform, educate, entertain :v:

Strom Cuzewon
Jul 1, 2010

:siren: Nut pun, take a drink :siren:

crispix
Mar 28, 2015

Grand-Maman m'a raconté
(Les éditions des amitiés franco-québécoises)

Hello, dear

Strom Cuzewon posted:

:siren: Nut pun, take a drink :siren:

Am wankered m8

Pissflaps
Oct 20, 2002

by VideoGames

crispix posted:

Am wankered m8

nut juice white russian

Pissflaps
Oct 20, 2002

by VideoGames
i quite like a coconut milk flat white tbf

nomapple
Apr 27, 2012
This is such a boring final

Pissflaps
Oct 20, 2002

by VideoGames

nomapple posted:

This is such a boring final

there hasnt been a good one for years

Bape Culture
Sep 13, 2006

Well done to my friend, and winner, Sian

Pissflaps
Oct 20, 2002

by VideoGames

Bape Culture posted:

Well done to my friend, and winner, Sian

What the hell i told you im watching this on catchup ffs

stev
Jan 22, 2013

Please be excited.



The final's all about making the businesses look good (or at least viable). There's no entertainment in that outside poking fun at the returning losers.

crispix
Mar 28, 2015

Grand-Maman m'a raconté
(Les éditions des amitiés franco-québécoises)

Hello, dear
That was a weird exchange with the host and Claude

"has it not been one of the best and biggest series so far?"

Like no. Obviously not :/

Pissflaps
Oct 20, 2002

by VideoGames

crispix posted:

That was a weird exchange with the host and Claude

what did they say to each other?

crispix
Mar 28, 2015

Grand-Maman m'a raconté
(Les éditions des amitiés franco-québécoises)

Hello, dear

Pissflaps posted:

what did they say to each other?

The host went to sort of give him a kiss and he wasn't having it and sort of maneuvered the situation into a normal handshake

crispix
Mar 28, 2015

Grand-Maman m'a raconté
(Les éditions des amitiés franco-québécoises)

Hello, dear
Who is this host? He is so weird and poo poo. If I went on television and someone went to kiss me I'd be mortified.

stev
Jan 22, 2013

Please be excited.



Shite series except for Kurran being a cock and Sabrina being generally pleasant.

Bape Culture
Sep 13, 2006

Pissflaps posted:

What the hell i told you im watching this on catchup ffs

crispix
Mar 28, 2015

Grand-Maman m'a raconté
(Les éditions des amitiés franco-québécoises)

Hello, dear
They should really have put this show out of its misery this year imo

Taear
Nov 26, 2004

Ask me about the shitty opinions I have about Paradox games!
Camilla knows the person who runs Booths so she'll be fine.
I think that they missed an important part here though - nobody knows how much nut is in actual nut milk so saying 15% is totally meaningless.

The guardian says the viewing figures are still decent but the Apprentice reddit is fully dead.

Taear fucked around with this message at 02:27 on Dec 17, 2018

Rondette
Nov 4, 2009

Your friendly neighbourhood Postie.



Grimey Drawer
Did someone "win" yet

Binary Logic
Dec 28, 2000

Fun Shoe
I'm lactose intolerant and Camilla is right, nut milks are only available unflavoured, vanilla and sometimes chocolate. There's a big market for more flavour choices and I'd possibly be a customer (except for being in Canada). I wish nut milks were sold more like soda and less like merely milk substitute.

Seems like Sugar took the easy way out. They'd have to first increase production, lock in contracts for nut suppliers etc, market research flavours, change the packaging design, and then try to get into stores and it will take a large investment.
Sian can just spend money on marketing, get more sales and print more swimwear after the customer has paid online. She also left out that they could sell wraps that match the swimwear, with the same material. They don't cost much and could generate additional revenue.

crispix posted:

This nut milk pitch is dogshit but she's going to win it imo

She said she's only been in the business for 3 months, and did pretty well for a beginner but has a lot to learn.

Bape Culture posted:

Compared himself to Scorsese and Tarantino what the gently caress is this cunts ego oh my god

Pretty and vapid - he should be a model rather than actor. :boom:

crispix posted:

Surely the only explanation for putting Kurran in charge of that video was that she has had second thoughts about having Sugar's investment and wants to throw it

The daddyshot. WHAT

At times I thought the returning people were trying to sabotage the last 2 candidates. #wipeyournuts, and choosing orange as the colour for the nut milk package was bizarre. Sian stressed, "wet her hair" then they made sure to not even get 1 photo with wet hair.

crispix posted:

Water way to have a good time!!!
I'll cashew all next season!

Binary Logic fucked around with this message at 17:52 on Dec 17, 2018

Taear
Nov 26, 2004

Ask me about the shitty opinions I have about Paradox games!

Binary Logic posted:

I'm lactose intolerant and Camilla is right, nut milks are only available unflavoured, vanilla and sometimes chocolate. There's a big market for more flavour choices and I'd possibly be a customer (except for being in Canada). I wish nut milks were sold more like soda and less like merely milk substitute.

It's too niche and you'd really need to open up people's knowledge about it first.
Who the hell realises that nut milk is normally 3-5% that doesn't already buy it? Who knows that it's not flavoured and loads of other stuff?

It's just not worth his time.

Bape Culture
Sep 13, 2006

What’s the other 95% or whatever then? Water?

Taear
Nov 26, 2004

Ask me about the shitty opinions I have about Paradox games!

Bape Culture posted:

What’s the other 95% or whatever then? Water?

Yep.
"Spring water" usually or some other adjective.

Binary Logic
Dec 28, 2000

Fun Shoe
Yes.. When you grind up nuts you get nut butter. Water needs to be added to thin it out. It's ground up in some type of blender then strained to remove the tiny nut particles #drainyournuts, then I expect for commercial product, additive are used to keep it from separating.

Taear posted:

It's too niche and you'd really need to open up people's knowledge about it first.
Who the hell realises that nut milk is normally 3-5% that doesn't already buy it? Who knows that it's not flavoured and loads of other stuff?

It's just not worth his time.
If I saw 15% on the box would probably think it's a type of coffee creamer.

Looking with fresh eyes, big picture: Surallen didn't like Camilla's nut milk marketing because it was too sexual so instead he went with skimpy swimwear for attractive women 18-35 to wear at pool parties :doh:

Binary Logic fucked around with this message at 18:47 on Dec 17, 2018

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Khablam
Mar 29, 2012

I just finally caught this and I'm mad they're trying to push Camilla's idea around on costs when the actual literal problem is the fat content.
Nuts are all near enough 50% fat by weight. If her 15% is the strained content added, which you have to assume it is, it's probably 70%+
1ml != 1g, but it's close enough to fudge it.

One of her grab-n-go drinks therefore has ~32g of fat in it.
Your daily allowance as a oomon fEmale is 44-55g

It's almost like there's a reason your competitors stick to 2-5%, which replicates whole milk, isn't there you loving idiot. No wonder people like the taste when they're drinking a loving desert.

e: she sells 6% on her website, at 17g of fat per serving, so she's obviously gone OMG NEED USP with no brain engaged at all.

e2: for more context, full fat ice-cream with nuts (such as Haagen Hazs), is 29g of fat for two scoops.

Khablam fucked around with this message at 22:23 on Dec 17, 2018

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