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Senior staff members steal papers from the Resolute desk to prevent the President from signing them.
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mahmoud ahmadinejad is an expert troll on twitter: https://twitter.com/Ahmadinejad1956/status/1036685396837625856?s=20 the financial firm that put up a statue of a "fearless girl" staring down the wall street charging bull got in trouble for gender discrimination. 'The plaque below the statue states: "Know the power of women in leadership. SHE makes a difference," with SHE referring to both the gender of the subject and the fund's NASDAQ ticker symbol.'
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The President stared directly into the sun after repeatedly being warned not to.
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Xand_Man posted:The President stared directly into the sun after repeatedly being warned not to. lmao
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A vice-president for the the Board of Deputies of British Jews is facing accusations of antisemitism and a no-confidence vote for saying "Israel’s Arab and other minority populations should be a treasured part of society."
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The United States Air Force has embarked on a major new recruitment effort: sponsoring teams in televised video game competitions.
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The United States President has a fundamental misunderstanding of what tariffs are and is too proudly ignorant to change that fact.
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Video games have gotten more realistic
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paul_soccer10 posted:Video games have gotten more realistic Epic Games Apologizes For Fortnite Battle Royale Boob Physics
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Donald Trump was elected on the the 18th Brumaire of the Year 225.
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The second c-list celebrity with serious age related dementia to become president of the United States is very popular with imageboard shitposters
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Helsing posted:Donald Trump was elected on the the 18th Brumaire of the Year 225. Holy poo poo
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The crown prince of Saudia Arabia paid WWE $450 million to put on a bunch of wrestling shows in an attempt to distract from his soft coup. Several of the wrestlers he requested to be there could not make it because they are dead.
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Fox News personalities now speak directly to the potus on their shows and have influenced his decisions.
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paul_soccer10 posted:Video games have gotten more realistic Rockstar games plans to accurately portray shrinkage for horses in their new game.
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Mayor Dave posted:Rockstar games plans to accurately portray shrinkage for horses in their new game. 
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In the near future, war is likely to erupt between nuclear powers for control of water resources.  e:  somebody already posted this
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Likely contenders for the next presidential election include the reality TV star incumbent, a celebrity lawyer, and Oprah.
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Poniard posted:Violent J of juggalo fame and his daughter, who is a furry wearing a fursuit, star in a webseries where they call out deceitful business practices. That's actually cool though.
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Piss tape is real.
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Cristiano Ronaldo, who has money to pay the best escorts in the world, raped a woman.
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The President of the United States made intimations about the size of his penis during a televised debate. The audience laughed and applauded.
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MonsieurChoc posted:That's actually cool though. sure, the only requirement is that they be plain, factual, and uninflected
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Per an inside source, the President of the United States is incontinent, and can often be seen in mismatched suit pants due to messing himself. In one instance, the President defecated in his pants during a large meeting that needed to be suspended while he could clean up and change. The room was so rank with the smell of the President's feces that several complained on the record, which can be accessed via the Freedom of Information Act.
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ShriekingMarxist posted:Per an inside source, the President of the United States is incontinent, and can often be seen in mismatched suit pants due to messing himself. In one instance, the President defecated in his pants during a large meeting that needed to be suspended while he could clean up and change. The room was so rank with the smell of the President's feces that several complained on the record, which can be accessed via the Freedom of Information Act. I thought we couldn't find those complaints.
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Dead Beef posted:The President of the United States made intimations about the size of his penis during a televised debate. The audience laughed and applauded. We have since had confirmation that he was lying
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Gum posted:We have since had confirmation that he was lying According to the porn star who had unprotected sex with the president while his wife was at home with their 4 month old son, the president's dick looks like toad from mario kart and he cums in less than 2 minutes
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Juggalos are more committed and effective anti-fascists than Democrats
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Gum posted:We have since had confirmation that he was lying Still waiting for this one to hit politifact
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The president of the United States wears over-sized clothing to conceal his diaper
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There was a post in the GBS confession thread from someone claiming to work on the Trump campaign that talked about him wearing diapers. This was before his campaign had really gained any momentum.
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ShriekingMarxist posted:Per an inside source, the President of the United States is incontinent, and can often be seen in mismatched suit pants due to messing himself. In one instance, the President defecated in his pants during a large meeting that needed to be suspended while he could clean up and change. The room was so rank with the smell of the President's feces that several complained on the record, which can be accessed via the Freedom of Information Act.  uh. source?
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somethingawful user 2DCAT who is a government toucher in DC and just finished a stint doing something for the fed. they won't give us any FOIA keywords to get their e-mail about the incident 
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The President has said the following things:quote:The other thing with the terrorists is you have to take out their families, when you get these terrorists, you have to take out their families quote:Any negative polls are fake news quote:Just remember, what you're seeing and what you're reading is not what's happening quote:I’m a very stable genius quote:The beauty of me is that I’m very rich. quote:The concept of global warming was created by and for the Chinese quote:NATO is obsolete quote:NATO is no longer obsolete and finally, my favorite is this entire loving thing: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=engxHpn_a5Q The President sounds like he has dementia, WHY ARE PEOPLE LAUGHING?
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is pepsi ok posted:There was a post in the GBS confession thread from someone claiming to work on the Trump campaign that talked about him wearing diapers. This was before his campaign had really gained any momentum. I like this bullshit story better when it was Martin Random claiming he worked at the WH and that Bush was burying millions of dollars of home appliances in the landfills to justify the military budget
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Portland, OR police took more than a day to admit that someone they shot had died, and still haven't admitted that they shot him 12 times in the back. I've read that police union representatives responded to the scene at almost the same time as paramedics.
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The President of the United States has issued a statement of intention to create a new branch of the military to operate in space called Space Force.
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ShriekingMarxist posted:somethingawful user 2DCAT who is a government toucher in DC and just finished a stint doing something for the fed. they won't give us any FOIA keywords to get their e-mail about the incident well I guess the thread title doesn't specify verifiable 
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A notorious drug lord and head of the most infamous Mexican cartel was finally arrested and extradited due in large part to the efforts of Sean Penn on behalf of Rolling Stone magazine.
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