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You can practice "The Worm" without hearing a bunch of smart aleck remarks.
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i can sing george thorogood w/o judgement
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Sep 29, 2018 02:17
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You don't have to put up with that person that can't handle their liquor.
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Sep 29, 2018 02:21
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i don't have to remember a barfly's name or hobbies
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Sep 29, 2018 02:22
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I can eat all the pickles and olives I want and no one will judge me.
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Sep 29, 2018 02:23
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You don't have to deal with stupid drunks.
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Sep 29, 2018 02:23
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no on cues up wonderwall for karaoke
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Sep 29, 2018 02:27
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I get to watch whatever i want and I don't have to hear some annoying bitch saying "haven't you watched 22 jump street like 50 times already".
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Sep 29, 2018 02:28
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i can smoke anywhere, at any time, and not have three different people ask to bum a cig or use a lighter before trying to start a conversation about how i "...totally look like this guy i knew..."
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Sep 29, 2018 02:32
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No one calls 911 when I get the gun out.
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Sep 29, 2018 03:20
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Pissin in the yard
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Sep 29, 2018 03:57
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Spray Easy Cheese into your mouth like a bukkake star.
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Sep 29, 2018 04:11
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I once woke up with a black eye after drinking a bottle of rum by myself. I didn't call anyone, I didn't go anywhere, and I even woke up in bed instead of the floor/couch/outside. So I say mystery bruises / black eyes are the best thing.
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Sep 29, 2018 04:22
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getting probated for drunk posts
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Sep 29, 2018 04:23
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belch as loud as you want
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Sep 29, 2018 04:23
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trying to see if the neighbors will call the cops on you for nighttime loud belching
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Sep 29, 2018 04:24
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nobody to gently caress with you
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Sep 29, 2018 04:25
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let it mellow posted:getting probated for drunk posts 
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Sep 29, 2018 05:51
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no one to keep telling you to drink plenty of water no DUH
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Sep 29, 2018 06:11
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you canj ust keep going and going no shame
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Sep 29, 2018 06:25
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CarpenterWalrus posted:This but also video games Oh drat. That does make it better. Well played.
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Sep 29, 2018 06:32
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get to jack off afterwards or during
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Sep 29, 2018 06:36
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You can reach clarity, briefly. Later, you reach madness.
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Sep 29, 2018 06:48
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i can freely make art, and then, the next day when im sober, figure out what i think i was trying to say and continue, or trash it outright.
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Sep 29, 2018 06:59
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To crush your enemies, to see them driven before you, and to hear the lamentations of their women.
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Sep 29, 2018 08:27
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Nut to Butt posted:To crush your enemies, to see them driven before you, and to hear the lamentations of their women. Does it really count as alone if you are with your enemies, even if they aren't drinking? Like if I'm drinking hanging out with my wife who isn't drinking I wouldn't call it drinking alone.
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Sep 29, 2018 08:53
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sexy tiger boobs posted:get to jack off afterwards or during ExplosionFactory posted:You can reach clarity, briefly. Later, you reach madness. same difference
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Sep 29, 2018 09:02
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karma_coma posted:I once woke up with a black eye after drinking a bottle of rum by myself. I didn't call anyone, I didn't go anywhere, and I even woke up in bed instead of the floor/couch/outside. You were aiming for your mouth but got into the eye, hth. Nothing like grabbing a few beers and a good book or album to really get into. Social drinking, unless you are surrounded by really boring people, just leads to overconsumption.
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Sep 29, 2018 09:06
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A dude headbanging with headphones on in a dimly lit room surrounded by cum tissues and empty beer cans is not exactly a spectator sport.
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Sep 29, 2018 09:22
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I can wet myself freely and without fear of judgement.
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Sep 29, 2018 09:31
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Thinking about doing something you promised your spouse you'd do, then deciding to have a few beers first so it won't suck so much, and then not doing it at all.
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Sep 29, 2018 10:12
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'cause there ain't no one for to give you no pain
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Sep 29, 2018 10:44
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As a married Englishman, the main benefits are not having to wash my glass and saucer between drinks, of perhaps, not even using a saucer at all..! 
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Sep 29, 2018 10:48
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People aren't surprised when my hands stop shaking
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Sep 29, 2018 11:09
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lol but seriously I posted:you can get real emotional and start singing along to problematic goth metal band type o negative Are you me?
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Sep 29, 2018 13:34
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Keystoned posted:1. Drinking
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Sep 29, 2018 13:38
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Nearly drowning in my pool.
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Sep 29, 2018 15:23
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SLICK GOKU BABY posted:You don't have to deal with stupid drunks. But I have to deal with myself 
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Sep 29, 2018 15:54
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Cranking old sexy classic rock songs and doing stripper dances throughout the house No one laughing when you almost fall over while pinballing off furniture Sample songs: Fame by Bowie Little Dreamer, Van Halen When the Levee Breaks Hot Child in the City
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the sweet spot where you start doing youtube karaoke at the top of your lungs and dgaf
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