aphid_licker posted:

Holy poo poo

Nostalgia4Dogges posted:

Third World Reggin posted:

It is ok, you are dead anyways

https://twitter.com/davidsirota/status/1049141366607949824

Victor Vermis posted:

Active shooter plans shouldn't be any more complicated than RUN -> HIDE -> FIGHT.

But you can't pitch that to the Workplace Safety Committee as the entirety of the plan,

because it doesn't involve everyone gathering for a headcount in an area the loving shooter knows about in advance.

Milo and POTUS posted:

After missing the head count they spend all day looking for you and you just show up, loudly eating something and ask who they're looking for?

Soulex posted:

My parents live in the panhandle

Crakkerjakk posted:

I don't get why everyone's wound up over Kashoggi after the last few years of Yemen.

Well, I do, it's because he's a real person that a bunch of national journalists knew and worked with, while people in Yemen are abstract brown people, but like oh, the Saudis are murderous assholes? You don't say.

mlmp08 posted:

Low content, but posting for the spooky existential dread.

https://twitter.com/summerray/status/1049776158995337216?s=21

Sexy Paralysis.
Sexy Dead Oceans.

Mister Sinewave posted:

In Quebec, before weed legalization: cannabis leaf t-shirts are just shirts
After weed legalization: cannabis leaf t-shirts illegal. $2,500 $62,500 for first offence and up to $125,000 for repeat offenders.

orange juche posted:

PYF dismemberment theme song.

I like the barney theme.

Soulex posted:

“Then the LORD saw that the wickedness of man was great on the earth,
and that every intent of the thoughts of his heart was only evil
continually.”

I simply read this text one time preaching at a university and a young reporter came up to me and he said, “I don’t agree with your interpretation.”

And I said, “Young man, I didn’t interpret the text. I read it.”

And he said, “Well, I don’t agree.”

And I said, “Young man, let me tell you something. If I could pull out your heart right now, if I could take every thought you have ever had from your first waking moment until this very hour, if I could take every thought you have ever had, not just your deeds, but your thoughts, only your thoughts and I could put them on a video and I could show that video here in this auditorium tonight you would run off of this campus and you would never show your face here again because you have thought things so wicked and so perverted you cannot even share them with your closest friend. As a matter of fact, if your closest friends new some of the thoughts you have had against him, he would no longer beyour friend. And, young man, I do not know that because I am a prophet. I know that because it is what the Scriptures say and I know that like you I, too, am a man.”

I can say the same thing about every one of you here tonight. You would spend every ounce of energy to hide from every one in this room what has gone through your mind just in the last hour. Don’t tell me scripture is not right when it talks about all men having sinned because all men are sinners.

Michel de Montaigne posted:

There is no man so good that if he placed all his actions and thoughts under the scrutiny of the laws, he would not deserve hanging ten times in his life.

facialimpediment posted:

That was only half of the van, apparently!

https://twitter.com/thereal_mo01/status/1055844641952665600?s=19