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orange juche
Mar 14, 2012



Firing the thread off a day early is a hell of a spooky snipe

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orange juche
Mar 14, 2012



So someone lit up a shitload of cops in SC, 5 officers got shot in Florence, SC. There's no details other than the suspect is now detained.

orange juche
Mar 14, 2012



shame on an IGA posted:

Facebook comments from multiple neighbors have ID'd the house as belong to a creepy super religious family with like 12 foster kids who make them all dress alike so I'm gonna amend that speculation to dad got outed as a chomo.

:stonkhat:

orange juche
Mar 14, 2012




https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ag1o3koTLWM

God drat Elon just can't loving get it together can he?

orange juche
Mar 14, 2012



Which states become the Burger King Burger Zone?

orange juche
Mar 14, 2012



WAR CRIME SYNDICAT posted:

Civil War 2 would just be violence in every office, neighborhood, town, etc. As many people have said, it's not geographic. The guy who has opposing ideological beliefs lives next door, and there are 30 more in a two block radius.


Have you been to any of the major cities in the south recently? Atlanta for instance is pretty dramatically anti chud.

Atlanta has had a Democratic mayor for the past 50 years and they're blue as gently caress. State is red but Atlanta is blue.

orange juche
Mar 14, 2012



hobbesmaster posted:

Atlanta suburbs are not blue at all though

No that's where the rich white "totally not racist but still look fondly upon the *good old days*" live. You could scorch the suburbs of Atlanta to the ground and I would not shed a single tear.

orange juche
Mar 14, 2012



DoktorLoken posted:

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Great_Lakes_Megalopolis#Economy

:thunk:

hot take: the Great Lakes region is the place to be when factoring in climate change and scarcity of fresh water in the world.

I look at that map off to the right and i think

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x-iZgkkGuME

America is an irradiated wasteland.
Within it lies a city. Outside the boundary walls, a desert.
A cursed earth.

Inside the walls, a cursed city, stretching from Boston to Washington D.C.
An unbroken concrete landscape. 800 million people living in the ruin of the old world and the mega structures of the new one.
Mega blocks. Mega highways. Mega City One.
Convulsing.

Choking.

Breaking under its own weight.

Citizens in fear of the street. The gun. The gang.

Only one thing fighting for order in the chaos: the men and women of the Hall of Justice. Juries. Executioners. Judges.

orange juche
Mar 14, 2012



Just recreate the march to the sea, but when you hit 285, split and go around the city core, because the people inside the perimeter are ok. Just about everything outside the perimeter would have to go though.

orange juche fucked around with this message at 01:29 on Oct 6, 2018

orange juche
Mar 14, 2012



Defenestrategy posted:

There are pockets in Buckhead where the absurdly rich white folk live that probably need to be razed just to make sure Atlanta's succession from Chudland goes smoothly, sorry grandad.

Basically anyone who makes more than a certain amount of money, especially in the southern US, has an increasing chance to be an irredeemable CHUD, and should be in the path of the second march to the sea.

What I'm saying is

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=exnaY0l4XsM

orange juche
Mar 14, 2012



shame on an IGA posted:

JFC details finally coming out about that shooting in Florence, crazy gently caress owned the house in line with the street at the dead end and was sniping at officers from 500 yards as soon as they turned onto the road.

https://www.postandcourier.com/news...fee91511f4.html



I firmly believe in ACAB but I don't support gunning them down from a sniper's perch from several hundred yards away. Especially if they have a legit reason to be coming for your rear end like being/protecting a kiddie diddler. They should have done more than bust that fuckers nose.

orange juche
Mar 14, 2012



Tswift proving not all Tennesseans need to be lined up for guillotines.

orange juche
Mar 14, 2012




I bet it was a missile defense system and the red team was having a laugh. Would have been better if they'd set it to lock the screen and display a Missile Command arcade game attract reel.

orange juche
Mar 14, 2012



My old man is middle of the road but he voted for Hillary in the last pres election because in his opinion "Trump has been a crook since the early 80s, or at least that's when I heard of him, and he was a crook then, and a slimeball now". He also hates the republican party as it exists now, he doesn't identify with any of their policies and thinks they're a bunch of crazies at this point.

My younger brother voted for Trump in '16, because "It's not like my vote counts", he also drops the hard R during "heated gamer moments" playing PUBG. I slapped the nice pair of turtle beaches he was wearing off his head when he did it and those fuckers broke. He's also a straight rear end in a top hat to my dad (who is not in good shape, medically, 50+ years of ignoring your body leads to lots of medical problems later in life), to the point of starting physical altercations with him.

I have no clue on my sister, she doesn't give much of a poo poo about politics, but I'd hope she gets more involved now that she's seen what not being involved gets you.

My family is a family of contrasts.

orange juche fucked around with this message at 23:59 on Oct 9, 2018

orange juche
Mar 14, 2012



FrozenVent posted:

What�s the hard R? Republican?

Think about it. What would make you want to slap the poo poo out of someone if you heard them say it.

orange juche
Mar 14, 2012



I present an accurate representation of trump's brain

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wGSpmyqZjJ0

orange juche
Mar 14, 2012



Wasabi the J posted:

Your voter registration information must exactly match some records of you that the state has, AFAIK.

Which sucks for hyphenates, a lot.

Coincidentally, a lot of black people have hyphens in their names, and a lot of state records do not have hyphens or whatever accentuation is in your name in the right spot.

Also the blatant conflict of interest in one of the candidates for governor being in direct control of the voter rolls is loving hilarious. That is some straight banana republic poo poo.

orange juche
Mar 14, 2012



TF CURES GENERATOR posted:

Like, the amount of damage Fox has done to your country in the name of news has to be treason.

And you fuckers gave him to us. (Yes I know it was Australia but who knows where the gently caress NZ is on a map anyways)

orange juche
Mar 14, 2012



CommieGIR posted:

Somewhere, Zombie Sherman rumbles in his coffin, mutters "It's Time...." and strikes a match and lights a torch.

orange juche
Mar 14, 2012



Funkysock posted:

I don't understand how Mr. Lawman can suggest that incels should just go patronize prostitutes. Doesn't this show take place in New York, where it would be illegal?

I bet they've done episodes on human trafficking, too. This show seems very self-aware.

I mean he wasn't speculating on the legality of said hookers, just saying that in a world where hookers exist, how in the hell are there dudes sad enough they can't get laid even for money?

orange juche
Mar 14, 2012




incels were raised on stupid anime where all women are pure and virginal, at least thats where I think that comes from. I know one at work (thankfully he doesn't talk much) I'm pretty sure he is really into cartoon porn.

What's that? Yes of course I know the quickest exit in the building and all the fire escapes in case he comes unglued.

orange juche
Mar 14, 2012




Extremely awesome.

orange juche
Mar 14, 2012



BigDave posted:

https://www.nytimes.com/2018/10/17/world/europe/turkey-saudi-khashoggi-dismember.html

Because of course there's audio recordings of the Saudi's murdering and dismembering the body.

If you don't think embassies are bugged 6 ways to Sunday I don't know what to tell you.

orange juche
Mar 14, 2012



PYF dismemberment theme song.

I like the barney theme.

orange juche
Mar 14, 2012



I don't know who Jordan Peterson is, is he some sort of chud idol?

orange juche
Mar 14, 2012



Lol those loving diagrams I remember seeing those linked somewhere else in the forums. God he's just as gone as timecube guy.

orange juche
Mar 14, 2012




No way in hell she knows who dril is

orange juche
Mar 14, 2012



Nostalgia4Infinity posted:

because acupuncture and chiropractic stuff work too :ssh:

Spinal manipulation by a shittily trained self-declared chiropractor can wind up with you dead or paralyzed. Chiropractic is quack poo poo just like homeopathy is complete garbage.

orange juche
Mar 14, 2012



Nostalgia4Infinity posted:

lookin forward to the imminent STEM circlejerk.

reminds me of reddit :grin:

I mean you brought up chiropractic as an option in a thread full of mostly college educated individuals, several of whom have medical backgrounds, what did you expect?

Oh wait

orange juche
Mar 14, 2012



That Works posted:

I went to 3 different doctors that each prescribed me muscle relaxers and opiates and then saw a chiro who took an xray and found an L5 vertebrae fracture. So YMMV. I've been seen by enough lovely doctors that I can't hate on the chiros too hard.

Say that again after one fucks up a manipulation and tears a blood vessel in your neck or spine. :stonk:

orange juche
Mar 14, 2012



I've got a terrifying halloween surprise for all of you

https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/shortcuts/2018/oct/24/could-donald-trump-jr-be-the-next-us-president-be-afraid

Don Jr gonna be the next US president.

orange juche
Mar 14, 2012



I ran across a post that i immensely enjoyed, I will share it with you here



:irony:

orange juche fucked around with this message at 21:07 on Oct 26, 2018

orange juche
Mar 14, 2012



It's like how in the gently caress can you be this stupid?

orange juche
Mar 14, 2012



Torrannor posted:

We all agree that the guy getting stabbed was the bad guy here, right?

There's only so much a person can bear, especially when trapped in a hut with a motherfucker who wants to spoil every book and movie you can get your hands on. I'd be plotting murderous revenge inside the first week.

orange juche
Mar 14, 2012



I've found Hair Furor's regal title for when he refuses to turn over power in 2020 and declares himself king.

Donald the Indebted, 45th* of His Office, The Short-Fingered, God-Emperor of the Bitter, the Pointless, and the Unmanned, King of Pretenses, poo poo Midas of Atlantic City, Protector of Himself, Cock Sleeve of the Shirtless Putin, Breaker of the GOP and Father of Chinless Failures.

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orange juche
Mar 14, 2012



I mean a billion years from now regardless of humanity's existence, the Earth is gonna look a lot like Venus. Sun will be too intense at that point and Earth will no longer be in the "Goldilocks zone".

Doesn't absolve humans of anything but in the big scheme of things, we are a roadbump to earth

orange juche fucked around with this message at 04:09 on Nov 1, 2018

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