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Crab Dad: Dec 28, 2002; behold i have tempered and refined thee, but not as silver; as CRAB

Wait what ?.... how do you come to that conclusion besides brain worms?

# ¿ Sep 30, 2018 16:01

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# ¿ Apr 28, 2024 09:57

Crab Dad: Dec 28, 2002; behold i have tempered and refined thee, but not as silver; as CRAB

Sounds like the actions of a totally innocent man being framed by a harlot.

# ¿ Oct 2, 2018 13:35

Crab Dad: Dec 28, 2002; behold i have tempered and refined thee, but not as silver; as CRAB

redneck nazgul posted:

https://twitter.com/KETV/status/1046984511928578048

Why can�t you guys just have normal sex?

# ¿ Oct 2, 2018 17:10

Crab Dad: Dec 28, 2002; behold i have tempered and refined thee, but not as silver; as CRAB

Our president.

# ¿ Oct 2, 2018 17:16

Crab Dad: Dec 28, 2002; behold i have tempered and refined thee, but not as silver; as CRAB

Immanentized posted:

Won't someone think of the young men?
https://www.cnbc.com/2018/10/02/trump-kavanaugh-allegations-usher-in-a-very-scary-time-for-young-men-in-america.html

It feels unfair to female dogs to call these dudes whinny bitches.

# ¿ Oct 2, 2018 19:09

Crab Dad: Dec 28, 2002; behold i have tempered and refined thee, but not as silver; as CRAB

Wait somebody bought that?

# ¿ Oct 2, 2018 20:54

Crab Dad: Dec 28, 2002; behold i have tempered and refined thee, but not as silver; as CRAB

�What if I have to pay taxes on this money I won in the lottery!�

# ¿ Oct 2, 2018 21:04

Crab Dad: Dec 28, 2002; behold i have tempered and refined thee, but not as silver; as CRAB

orange juche posted:

So someone lit up a shitload of cops in SC, 5 officers got shot in Florence, SC. There's no details other than the suspect is now detained.

The important part is he got taken alive and can be rehabilitated.

# ¿ Oct 4, 2018 00:13

Crab Dad: Dec 28, 2002; behold i have tempered and refined thee, but not as silver; as CRAB

EBB posted:

I hope if Mattis gets sacked he sends all these reservists (Spicey included) on tour before leaving.

Dope. I need some more money!

# ¿ Oct 5, 2018 01:11

Crab Dad: Dec 28, 2002; behold i have tempered and refined thee, but not as silver; as CRAB

President Shitshow indeed.

# ¿ Oct 5, 2018 04:18

Crab Dad: Dec 28, 2002; behold i have tempered and refined thee, but not as silver; as CRAB

I hope his daughter never forgives him and ends up on the pole for that.

# ¿ Oct 5, 2018 18:26

Crab Dad: Dec 28, 2002; behold i have tempered and refined thee, but not as silver; as CRAB

Vasudus posted:

Storing water is also a fool's errand because if it gets that bad, someone will just take your poo poo.

But what if you shoot them?

Ok. The next guy will then try and take your poo poo.

But what if you shoot them?

Ok. The next guy will then try and take your poo poo.

Seems like a net positive if don�t mind long pork.

# ¿ Oct 6, 2018 20:36

Crab Dad: Dec 28, 2002; behold i have tempered and refined thee, but not as silver; as CRAB

Arven posted:

I ran an aquaponics system for a year and just dismantled it a couple months ago. My takeaways were that fish are dirty and take a lot of biomass to feed vs just growing plants hydroponically. You could buy 100 years worth of hydroponic fertilizer mix for the cost of a year of fish food.

I'm surprised this forum doesn't have a non-joke prepping thread given how apocalyptic everyone is.

I thought the really big systems did fish-plant-shrimp-fish loop.

# ¿ Oct 6, 2018 21:11

Crab Dad: Dec 28, 2002; behold i have tempered and refined thee, but not as silver; as CRAB

Remove both those idiots from the UFC.

I like the cut of David�s jib.

# ¿ Oct 7, 2018 16:07

Crab Dad: Dec 28, 2002; behold i have tempered and refined thee, but not as silver; as CRAB

Dude jumped out of the ring to assault someone. He should be cut loose from the sport since he can�t control himself. Same for McGregor.

# ¿ Oct 7, 2018 18:16

Crab Dad: Dec 28, 2002; behold i have tempered and refined thee, but not as silver; as CRAB

Those don�t seem like acceptable excuses since at any time he could have walked away from it.
McGregors little bus stunt should have had real repercussions.

# ¿ Oct 7, 2018 18:26

Crab Dad: Dec 28, 2002; behold i have tempered and refined thee, but not as silver; as CRAB

EBB posted:

https://twitter.com/FaceTheNation/status/1048968569919348738

That's interesting. What I got out of it is that getting all rappey is no big deal and just something young rich white men do while in college.

# ¿ Oct 7, 2018 18:59

Crab Dad: Dec 28, 2002; behold i have tempered and refined thee, but not as silver; as CRAB

EBB posted:

https://twitter.com/kylegriffin1/status/1049306032407760897

Business loss. Write it off.

# ¿ Oct 8, 2018 17:18

Crab Dad: Dec 28, 2002; behold i have tempered and refined thee, but not as silver; as CRAB

EBB posted:

the wealthy: okay so seriously we might actually need the weather bunkers this generation

invisible hand: i got you fam

The builders are gonna put knock out gas in canisters along side the fire prevention system and go around to harvest them as needed.

# ¿ Oct 8, 2018 17:21

Crab Dad: Dec 28, 2002; behold i have tempered and refined thee, but not as silver; as CRAB

Third World Reggin posted:

Remember those rich people who wondered if they needed to put control collars on people after the collapse happens?

https://medium.com/s/futurehuman/survival-of-the-richest-9ef6cddd0cc1

I would kill and eat my employer the minute he tried to stick on a collar on me.

# ¿ Oct 8, 2018 17:31

Crab Dad: Dec 28, 2002; behold i have tempered and refined thee, but not as silver; as CRAB

I�m irritated how he can literally say whatever is on his worm riddled brain with zero proof.

# ¿ Oct 9, 2018 15:04

Crab Dad: Dec 28, 2002; behold i have tempered and refined thee, but not as silver; as CRAB

They got Trump in the White House. Getting someone on a base would be easy comparatively.

# ¿ Oct 9, 2018 21:59

Crab Dad: Dec 28, 2002; behold i have tempered and refined thee, but not as silver; as CRAB

All this time I thought it was something about Reagan.

# ¿ Oct 10, 2018 03:29

Crab Dad: Dec 28, 2002; behold i have tempered and refined thee, but not as silver; as CRAB

Lol that entire article is a load of bullshit.

# ¿ Oct 10, 2018 13:22

Crab Dad: Dec 28, 2002; behold i have tempered and refined thee, but not as silver; as CRAB

I grew up in an area and social group that either didn�t use that slur or found no need to hide using it.

# ¿ Oct 10, 2018 14:20

Crab Dad: Dec 28, 2002; behold i have tempered and refined thee, but not as silver; as CRAB

Just not competent mossad.

# ¿ Oct 10, 2018 20:55

Crab Dad: Dec 28, 2002; behold i have tempered and refined thee, but not as silver; as CRAB

Well duh. Gotta keep a firm hand on them.

# ¿ Oct 10, 2018 21:35

Crab Dad: Dec 28, 2002; behold i have tempered and refined thee, but not as silver; as CRAB

Sexy erectile dysfunction.

# ¿ Oct 11, 2018 01:47

Crab Dad: Dec 28, 2002; behold i have tempered and refined thee, but not as silver; as CRAB

A Bad Poster posted:

Sexy crab battle.

Stay close to me I�ll keep you safe brother.

# ¿ Oct 11, 2018 07:29

Crab Dad: Dec 28, 2002; behold i have tempered and refined thee, but not as silver; as CRAB

Soulex posted:

Zoidberg! No!

Awoowoowoowoowoowoo!
*click* *click*

# ¿ Oct 11, 2018 14:13

Crab Dad: Dec 28, 2002; behold i have tempered and refined thee, but not as silver; as CRAB

A taste of power is addictive.
Even when it tastes of dirty Russian whores.

# ¿ Oct 11, 2018 19:57

Crab Dad: Dec 28, 2002; behold i have tempered and refined thee, but not as silver; as CRAB

Bolow posted:

Mmm yes, tripped

He be trippin� indeed.

# ¿ Oct 11, 2018 21:16

Crab Dad: Dec 28, 2002; behold i have tempered and refined thee, but not as silver; as CRAB

But it could have been a trap maaaaaan. Sometimes a good defense is a good offense. Who knows what lurked deep in his heart??!!??

# ¿ Oct 11, 2018 21:35

Crab Dad: Dec 28, 2002; behold i have tempered and refined thee, but not as silver; as CRAB

Bolow posted:

I afflict this curse upon you all

I�m the Chad(or Tyrone).

# ¿ Oct 13, 2018 23:10

Crab Dad: Dec 28, 2002; behold i have tempered and refined thee, but not as silver; as CRAB

https://www.armytimes.com/news/your...m_source=clavis

We may start having to outsource troops.

# ¿ Oct 15, 2018 17:13

Crab Dad: Dec 28, 2002; behold i have tempered and refined thee, but not as silver; as CRAB

gently caress I hope his air and armor museum isn�t liquidated like the littlefield collection was.

# ¿ Oct 16, 2018 00:54

Crab Dad: Dec 28, 2002; behold i have tempered and refined thee, but not as silver; as CRAB

Off duty cops just helping keep the peace watching out for the thin blue line.

# ¿ Oct 16, 2018 01:45

Crab Dad: Dec 28, 2002; behold i have tempered and refined thee, but not as silver; as CRAB

Nostalgia4Infinity posted:

Duncan Hunter is still more relatable.

Like what the gently caress does Mitch McConnell do with his free time? Mow lawns? Torture small animals?

Count his kickback money.

# ¿ Oct 16, 2018 19:33

Crab Dad: Dec 28, 2002; behold i have tempered and refined thee, but not as silver; as CRAB

Victor Vermis posted:

Remember candidate Trump?

Dems need to be cooking up some poo poo so twisted it would make Tricky Dick blush.

edit: spooky image with a plucky hero for my current events antifa grumpos

How do you get any lower than loving a pornstar while your wife is recovering from birthing your crotch spawn?

# ¿ Oct 17, 2018 02:30

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# ¿ Apr 28, 2024 09:57

Crab Dad: Dec 28, 2002; behold i have tempered and refined thee, but not as silver; as CRAB

Gonna get more immigrants as spouses than currently crossing illegally if that happens.

# ¿ Oct 18, 2018 17:13

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