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Business Gorillas
Mar 11, 2009

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keto update: got home after a day of canvassing and found 4 stinkbugs coming into my place from the window i left open :sniff:

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Business Gorillas
Mar 11, 2009

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Duscat posted:

barack obama saluting a north korean general

barack obama saying he loves kim jong un

barack obama asking for a military parade

barack obama saying he grabs white women by the pussy on tape

Business Gorillas
Mar 11, 2009

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these IDIOT stink bugs keep on flying into the window trying to get out

my CAT has found the stink bugs and screams at them until they get into range

Business Gorillas
Mar 11, 2009

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Sir Tonk posted:

yeah, but why?

i get the crisis actor thing, sort of, but how does having amy schumer playing ford accomplish anything?

amy schumer is like chuck schumer's second niece or some poo poo

amy schumer -> chuck schumer -> dem psyop

Business Gorillas
Mar 11, 2009

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:kav::kav::kav:
:kav::kav::kav:
:kav::kav::kav:

Business Gorillas
Mar 11, 2009

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THS posted:

yall like beers

:kav::sniff::kav::sniff:
:kav::sniff::kav::sniff:
:kav::sniff::kav::sniff:
:kav::sniff::kav::sniff:

Business Gorillas
Mar 11, 2009

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IDONTPOST posted:

wha whiskey brand should i be drinking c spam

Business Gorillas
Mar 11, 2009

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good idea: cute girls remember your favorite whiskey for christmas presents if you order a "double dickel" at the bar

Business Gorillas
Mar 11, 2009

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for all of the whinging they do about "safe spaces", the right is 100% unprepared for when public decorum finally breaks down and they get actively harassed/humiliated on the street

Business Gorillas
Mar 11, 2009

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conservative comedy is 60% your uncle's thanksgiving rant that psyches himself up to call your new boyfriend a racial slur and 40% the thing where you put 5 singles on the table and put one back in your pocket whenever your waiter slights you in any way

Business Gorillas
Mar 11, 2009

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The Avenatti

2 oz sambuca
spritz of yellow chartreuse
diet coke
vanilla ice cream (2 scoops)
covfefe bean

Business Gorillas
Mar 11, 2009

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Sir Tonk posted:

gin and tonic is the only drink worth having

its time to graduate to gin rickeys, my good bitch

Business Gorillas
Mar 11, 2009

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whiskey: george dickel rye
gin: new amsterdam
rum: havana club
vodka: throw it in the trash

Business Gorillas
Mar 11, 2009

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The Nastier Nate posted:

Brett Kavanaugh may be a total loving douche and a poo poo in high school and college but nothing the dems can prove that he did 30 years ago will ever matter.

Now we do have evidence of very obvious financial crimes in the past decade in a time when public anger against the rich is the highest it’s been since the Great Depression, but democrats can’t be bothered to look into it because

because while its heinous, its a complex fuckin issue and "HES A loving RAPIST" resonates with way more people with a spreadsheet of financial crimes

Business Gorillas
Mar 11, 2009

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THS posted:

it's not actually good that you're all alcoholics

i've actually been drastically reducing my booze intake recently but massively increasing my weed intake

Business Gorillas
Mar 11, 2009

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Nude Hoxha Cameo posted:

i really need to move to a recreational use state

you can do what i do and get a job that never drug tests + have a friend that turns all of his excess weed into vape pens he sells at-cost to his friends

Business Gorillas
Mar 11, 2009

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Mr. Sharps posted:

I have gone through the entirety of trump so far entirely sober

never trust someone who doesnt drink, hth

Business Gorillas
Mar 11, 2009

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Epic High Five posted:

Today's gonna be dumb as hell I can feel it

i have a thermos full of hazelnut coffee, a mind clear from lots of drugs this weekend, and a heart full of TRRRRRRUMP

Business Gorillas
Mar 11, 2009

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First comment is "AKSHUALLY, ITS AD, NOT CE" :radcat:

Business Gorillas
Mar 11, 2009

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Sir Tonk posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=opi8X9hQ7q8&hd=1

oliver's suggestion for the dems if the gop pushes kavanaugh through?

the dems should remember they did this and oliver is going to have gritty play kavanaugh
on the dog supreme court

the dems shouldnt go protest, they shouldnt be mad, they should just tune in for funny stuff.

Lmao the elites are starting to get spooked

Business Gorillas
Mar 11, 2009

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Squizzle posted:

if you check out that persons acct it looks like theyre an ethnonationalist holocaust denier :prepop:

No thank u

Business Gorillas
Mar 11, 2009

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Lmao

Business Gorillas
Mar 11, 2009

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Lmao im legit surprised the media is reporting on the investigation being a loving ruse and that now they have to do an actual investigation

Great fuckin job flake-o

Business Gorillas
Mar 11, 2009

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SKULL.GIF posted:

imo all the political cartoons depicting actual rape to make their metaphorical points about justice/nominations/hearings are kind of weird

*looks up from the worringly specific fetish cartoon im drawing about the dumbocrats*

Shut the gently caress up

Business Gorillas
Mar 11, 2009

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Squizzle posted:

three reasons for tk, one of them v modern

- tc can be mistaken for table of contents
- tk stands out when you are looking down a page quickly
- related to above, "tc" is present in a whole lotta common english terms—watch hatch notch etc—and tk is waaaaaay more rare. this is good for both the above pt (stands out as you visually scan the page) and because, modern reason, you wanna be able to use a word processing programs search function to make sure you didnt eff up and miss a tk

TK is also the abbreviation for Tomb Kings :skeltal:

Business Gorillas
Mar 11, 2009

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ASenileAnimal posted:

lol even chud judges hate west virginia

Tbh I'd vote for trump if WV self-owned so hard by voting for him in 2016 that they lost their statehood

Business Gorillas
Mar 11, 2009

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The female chudge will invalidate WV and then invalidate herself in some sort of Marty mcfly mishap because it wasn't the original intent on the founders to have women on the supreme court

Business Gorillas
Mar 11, 2009

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pathetic little tramp posted:

I'm from West Virginia and I would absolutely support merging it back into Virginia.

We had a good run.

edit: for like... three years maybe at some point?


The rest has been pretty poo poo

WV's best times 100% correlate to when their bosses were afraid of getting dragged out of their homes and lynched

Funny how that happens

Business Gorillas
Mar 11, 2009

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Vishass posted:

I haven't heard any updates for this story since it broke. Is she just flakey or is there something else going on?

IIRC it was being taken seriously up to the point where the accuser insisted she had evidence but repeatedly refused to hand it over to investigators, citing a different reason each time

Business Gorillas
Mar 11, 2009

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Pm me if you want some more bean milk :grin:

Business Gorillas
Mar 11, 2009

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Calibanibal posted:

Imagine eating grains lmbo. Agriculture is the devil

:hai::hai::hai::hai:

Business Gorillas
Mar 11, 2009

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I love the techie trend of coming out with a free, widely popular product, making it gradually shittier over time since you actually need to make money, then wonder why everyone stops using your app

Business Gorillas
Mar 11, 2009

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lol oh word? it literally doesn't matter if you actually support things like guns/crime/business/etc? they'll just call you a gun grabber/soft on crimer/socialist anyways? funny how that works

Business Gorillas
Mar 11, 2009

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hahahaha holy poo poo, the investigation has been open for twenty four hours

Business Gorillas
Mar 11, 2009

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there's a guy literally named "Waspington?"

that's it folks, i'm a skeleton for skeleton month

Business Gorillas
Mar 11, 2009

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tacodaemon posted:

hey maybe the same thing can be done to that Day By Day webcomic


https://twitter.com/TakedownMRAs/status/1046899649234124801

pretty weird how literally every far right wing outlet immediately shrivels when you cut off funding and it has to survive on its own merits

Business Gorillas
Mar 11, 2009

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shovelbum posted:

arent most boomers irl just immiserated proles like the rest of us

yeah but instead of realizing they're proles, they decided to voluntarily pump their brains full of fox news and scream about oblammo eating his dog

Business Gorillas
Mar 11, 2009

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for all the poo poo kanye gets, the dude is literally the galaxy brain meme come to life. if you don't like kanye, don't post the meme, folks

Business Gorillas
Mar 11, 2009

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Pretty weird how every "moderate conservative" eventually flies into a rage about how rape isn't real or the Arabs deserve it or something

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Business Gorillas
Mar 11, 2009

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petit choux posted:

I was in high school about the same time as Kav. It meant butt-gently caress. Not that we really understood what that meant then.

We used boofing as shoving stuff into your rear end to get more hosed up (ex. gonna boof some beers with the boys later)

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