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maffew buildings
Apr 29, 2009

I'm too dumb to get probated


kimbo305 posted:

Wtf is clomiphene?
... two sentences later...
Trace amounts wouldn't do poo poo anyways.

It's used for post cycle therapy after roiding so estrogen doesn't spike and all that, or if you're an infertile woman. JT is not one of those things

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Captain Log
Oct 2, 2006

Captain Log posted:

"I AINT DYING! Choo choo motherfucker!"


Fun Shoe

How to be a PSP Poster -

Skip My Posts
Aug 15, 2005
Probation
Can't post for 6 days!


Captain Log posted:

Thanks for the input! Good job! You get a gold star.

no prob keep us updated on any other lovely rear end podcasts tangentially related to the ufc

Skip My Posts
Aug 15, 2005
Probation
Can't post for 6 days!


Captain Log posted:

How to be a PSP Poster -


Skip My Posts
Aug 15, 2005
Probation
Can't post for 6 days!


i just hate brandon schaub lol

Marching Powder
Mar 8, 2008

duckin 4 cover lol. u don't get to see the good fight b*tch



if the ufc only supported the rising podcast game they'd be able to sell more ppv's, tanking their net worth in the process (natch)

sleep with the vicious
Apr 2, 2010


Two thoughts:

1) 1 week out from the biggest ufc of all time

2) someone post the triticum guzzler DARRELL HORCHER post but for SIJA EUBANKS, thanks

LobsterMobster
Oct 29, 2009

"I was being quiet and trying to be a good boy but he dialed the right combination to open the throw-down vault and it was on."

"Walter Foxx is ten times brighter than your bulb at the bottom of the tree merry xmas"


CommonShore posted:

I remembered that KO but I forgot she was a black belt. She's an Almeida or RGA fighter, isn't she?

she's down with the rapist



Also: Schaub may be a moron, idiot, complete doofus, and stupid rear end in a top hat, but he also said he'd pay for Ray Borg's baby's medical bills. So, he's got literally one redeeming quality

Gay Horney
Feb 9, 2013


he looks like a cartoon rodent

FishBowlRobot
Mar 21, 2006


Tony Ferguson posted:

This is a rat race, but I'm no rat. I'm a fuckin turtle, a ninja turtle. So which one's your favorite? I like Michelangelo. Next question.

Vitoresque in his rambling is El Cucuy

Bluedeanie
Jul 20, 2008

It's no longer a blue world, Max. Where could we go?



donatello, next answer

Skip My Posts
Aug 15, 2005
Probation
Can't post for 6 days!


colt is the most powerful of the 3 ninjas

Dr. Abysmal
Feb 17, 2010

We're all doomed

LobsterMobster posted:

she's down with the rapist



It looks like she's had that tattoo covered up and was cornered by Almeida and Mark Henry in her last fight so better late than never in terms of leaving Lloyd Irvin I guess

CommonShore
Jun 6, 2014




LobsterMobster posted:

she's down with the rapist



Also: Schaub may be a moron, idiot, complete doofus, and stupid rear end in a top hat, but he also said he'd pay for Ray Borg's baby's medical bills. So, he's got literally one redeeming quality

oof that's a shame. Go Valentina, I guess?

kimbo305
Jun 9, 2007

He is I, and I am him


maffew buildings posted:

It's used for post cycle therapy after roiding so estrogen doesn't spike and all that, or if you're an infertile woman. JT is not one of those things



The Automator posted:

Wasn't there a guy with a 0-0-0 record on the ppv card last weekend?

Like, yeah bellator has made huge strides but it's still lacking talent

From my gymmate, it's a money/risk thing.
He's like 4-3 with a couple of Bellator wins, and he's getting offered <5k to fight someone who's 10-2.
Being televised is great, but not to get squashed.

Dan Didio
Apr 6, 2009

OMG!! WeareSOawesome!!



What the gently caress is wrong with the UFC

Gay Horney
Feb 9, 2013


here's 15 posts in a row about how your opinion as a fan doesn't matter because their value number is allegedly higher

Tezcatlipoca
Sep 18, 2009
https://i.imgur.com/xhkDqVS.jpg

Goons are trash and a putrid forum culture is the reason why nobody new registers. At best you're 30+ year old failed twitter "comedians" and tolerate this pig because he has the same normie sports hobby as you do.


Gay Horney posted:

here's 15 posts in a row about how your opinion as a fan doesn't matter because their value number is allegedly higher

Did you not read his username?

TheKingslayer
Sep 3, 2008

There are no men like me. There's only me.

The sport has come a long way from gay skinheads molesting each other.

Chris James 2
Aug 9, 2012

plz remember that it was ~ME~ who told you that everything you like is actually really not good, because I knew all along.


TheKingslayer posted:

The sport has come a long way from gay skinheads molesting each other.

https://twitter.com/ColbyCovMMA/sta...856155639795712

TheKingslayer
Sep 3, 2008

There are no men like me. There's only me.


Colby will always be that stupid coward Werdum owned with a boomerang.

TheTofuShop
Aug 28, 2009



TheKingslayer posted:

Colby will always be that stupid coward Werdum owned with a boomerang.

I really wanna see Tyron beat the tar outta Colby like he did to Till

willie_dee
Jun 21, 2010


maffew buildings posted:

It's used for post cycle therapy after roiding so estrogen doesn't spike and all that, or if you're an infertile woman. JT is not one of those things

Can you please at the $ sign at the end of JT$, it's important to me.

Skip My Posts
Aug 15, 2005
Probation
Can't post for 6 days!


Nobody talking to me about the Conor fight this weekend or at all bc Iím a sweaty fuckin IT nerd

(USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)

(USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)

TheKingslayer
Sep 3, 2008

There are no men like me. There's only me.

TheTofuShop posted:

I really wanna see Tyron beat the tar outta Colby like he did to Till

Same. Colby would be collecting his head from the lower bowl.

threeagainstfour
Jun 27, 2005

"First lesson. Stick 'em with the pointy end."


I'm excited to see the two of them actually fight and see how the match up plays out, but I weirdly don't feel nearly as hyped as I felt for both Diaz fights. I couldn't wait for that rematch and was hyped as gently caress for the third match that still hasn't happened.

Best Friends
Nov 4, 2011



Oh hey guys what's up

https://twitter.com/sagenorthcutt/s...4001416192?s=21

Just being normal how you doing

DoombatINC
Apr 20, 2003

Here's the thing, I'm a feminist.

Under the light of the golden hour, he transforms into... He-Man Rodriguez, Sensual Dynamo


Supplemental reading material:

https://twitter.com/HarrismonEddy/s...341150552481792

Captain Log
Oct 2, 2006

Captain Log posted:

"I AINT DYING! Choo choo motherfucker!"


Fun Shoe


If I couldn't be such a well respected Captain of Logs, the Captain of Soy sounds alright. Send Colby a memo.

I.N.R.I
May 26, 2011


Nierbo posted:

JT money in trouble with USADA again.

https://imgur.com/a/r4BJ2JU

picturing that guys arms waving around like a sweaty octopus while he says this in 1 breath

Gay Horney
Feb 9, 2013


https://youtu.be/tbZnL6-7dRM
Tony the Uglier is ornery as gently caress

Josuke Higashikata
Mar 7, 2013

No need to apologise when I am right, like usual.





Skip My Posts posted:

i just hate brandon schaub lol

I don't know what brain injury you're talking about my man

Veni Vidi Ameche!
Nov 2, 2017

this is a face you can trust

kimbo305 posted:

https://www.mmafighting.com/2018/10...-damage-is-real
Jon Jones tried to snitch on GSP and failed.

Man who has been busted two times for using performance-enhancing drugs to enhance his performance explains how, actually, PEDs don't do anything, at all.


Gay Horney posted:

https://youtu.be/tbZnL6-7dRM
Tony the Uglier is ornery as gently caress

"Fuckin' nunchucks, man."

I.N.R.I
May 26, 2011


Best Friends posted:

Oh hey guys what's up

https://twitter.com/sagenorthcutt/s...4001416192?s=21

Just being normal how you doing

dont really care much for this direction .. it lacks the avante garde of his earlier work

Marching Powder
Mar 8, 2008

duckin 4 cover lol. u don't get to see the good fight b*tch



yeah, this poo poo looks like a fireman calendar. i want the gritty, amateur stuff that screams hard gay sex has either just happened or is just about to happen or both

TheRationalRedditor
Jul 17, 2000

WHO ABUSED HIM. WHO ABUSED THE BOY.


Dan Didio posted:

What the gently caress is wrong with the UFC
Collective brainfag among the executive staff

Mean Bean Machine
May 8, 2008

Only when I breathe.


quote:

This is a rat race, but I'm no rat. I'm a fuckin turtle, a ninja turtle. So which one's your favorite? I like Michelangelo. Next question.

Gay Horney posted:

https://youtu.be/tbZnL6-7dRM
Tony the Uglier is ornery as gently caress

tony ferg rules so much

Acinonyx
Oct 21, 2005


If anyone on the commission watched that season of TUF, there is no way they would license any of those women to fight Valentina. Thankfully, no one watched it so this fight might happen.

Honestly though, unless Joanna moves up or someone else moves down there is no one at 125 who should be licensed to fight Shevchenko.

spb
Nov 11, 2013


Saw interesting poll from bjj scout. Conorís grappling vs Khabibís striking: who wins?

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Mr. Nice!
Oct 13, 2005



Nap Ghost

spb posted:

Saw interesting poll from bjj scout. Conorís grappling vs Khabibís striking: who wins?

Khabib has 8 ko/tkos while McGregor only has 1 submission.

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