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Captain Log
Oct 2, 2006

Captain Log posted:

"I AINT DYING! Choo choo motherfucker!"


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Just in case anyone is worried about the UFC...we made it. We are an official sport. Amazon says so -

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Captain Log
Oct 2, 2006

Captain Log posted:

"I AINT DYING! Choo choo motherfucker!"


Fun Shoe

I am Otis posted:

Max vs Ortega is a great fight but any twitter link with BREAKING: makes my stomach flip since I heard Khabib is pulling out on Wednesday

Well congratulations. You just started a rumour.

Captain Log
Oct 2, 2006

Captain Log posted:

"I AINT DYING! Choo choo motherfucker!"


Fun Shoe

Just in case anyone likes laughing, Brendan Schaub and Theo Vonn have a podcast coming out this month.

Theo Vonn is loving hysterical and Schaub and him are great together.

Now back to the regularly scheduled Conor talk.

Captain Log
Oct 2, 2006

Captain Log posted:

"I AINT DYING! Choo choo motherfucker!"


Fun Shoe

Skip My Posts posted:

sounds awful

Thanks for the input! Good job! You get a gold star.

Captain Log
Oct 2, 2006

Captain Log posted:

"I AINT DYING! Choo choo motherfucker!"


Fun Shoe

How to be a PSP Poster -

Captain Log
Oct 2, 2006

Captain Log posted:

"I AINT DYING! Choo choo motherfucker!"


Fun Shoe


If I couldn't be such a well respected Captain of Logs, the Captain of Soy sounds alright. Send Colby a memo.

Captain Log
Oct 2, 2006

Captain Log posted:

"I AINT DYING! Choo choo motherfucker!"


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LobsterMobster posted:

Jesus, $1,485.00 for a 14k gold ring

Gold has taken a beating lately and is around 1100 an ounce. Is it big? It should be big.

Captain Log
Oct 2, 2006

Captain Log posted:

"I AINT DYING! Choo choo motherfucker!"


Fun Shoe

I hope Khabib gets knocked out so hard his stupid loving hat catches fire at ringside.

Captain Log
Oct 2, 2006

Captain Log posted:

"I AINT DYING! Choo choo motherfucker!"


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Tezcatlipoca posted:

Yeah I can't really blame the Russian fighters for their association with these guys. Frank Mir is just an idiot.

Werdum fit right in with the whole, "Sends gays to concentration camps" vibe.

Captain Log
Oct 2, 2006

Captain Log posted:

"I AINT DYING! Choo choo motherfucker!"


Fun Shoe

I'm watching Sunday Football with my Pops and Conor McGregor was at the game in Dallas kissing babies and shaking hands. Don't think he's gonna be down for long.

Captain Log
Oct 2, 2006

Captain Log posted:

"I AINT DYING! Choo choo motherfucker!"


Fun Shoe

Iíd put ten on healthy Aldo starching Kabob.

Captain Log
Oct 2, 2006

Captain Log posted:

"I AINT DYING! Choo choo motherfucker!"


Fun Shoe

I think Kabob's time is up when he runs into a really dynamic, Ugly Tony type of striker. Someone with the soul of Prime Andy Silva.

Captain Log
Oct 2, 2006

Captain Log posted:

"I AINT DYING! Choo choo motherfucker!"


Fun Shoe

Despite what the vaunted posters of this forum may say, Schaub is best with professional comedian Theo Von. The two of them have a good, funny dynamic. It's like watching an old cagey lesbian with a well meaning imbecile.

Captain Log
Oct 2, 2006

Captain Log posted:

"I AINT DYING! Choo choo motherfucker!"


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Mr. Carlisle posted:

Theo Von just seems like an incredibly chill dude that mixes well with anyone

The thing that cracks me up is how hard he has a go at Brendan. It's completely good natured ribbing, but Theo can get pretty humorously brutal without trying.

Captain Log
Oct 2, 2006

Captain Log posted:

"I AINT DYING! Choo choo motherfucker!"


Fun Shoe

I liked MacKenzie Dern, but girl has to get her weight on point. She looked like a joke her last fight and blew up her own hype train.

Captain Log
Oct 2, 2006

Captain Log posted:

"I AINT DYING! Choo choo motherfucker!"


Fun Shoe

Living in America blew whatever tiny bits of an English accent I had out of the water. I sound like a southerner when I talk to one side of the family, and British when I talk to the other. But it makes me have some sympathy for her situation. Brains are weird. Language is weird.

Captain Log
Oct 2, 2006

Captain Log posted:

"I AINT DYING! Choo choo motherfucker!"


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Lid posted:

Do you have a southerners translator

It used to be called "liquor"

I'm a firm believer that southerners talk so oddly because of the heat. Breathing takes loving energy and hot air, so you just say, "Howyaaalldoin? Bet'chuwhat!"

Captain Log
Oct 2, 2006

Captain Log posted:

"I AINT DYING! Choo choo motherfucker!"


Fun Shoe

I just laughed at the goat roll in a doctors office.

I ainít mad.

Captain Log
Oct 2, 2006

Captain Log posted:

"I AINT DYING! Choo choo motherfucker!"


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Eat This Glob posted:

i was on an airplane tonight and missed the maritime card. is it worth seeking out?

Some dude that looks like a Tiny Kelvin Gastelum made a person with a fake name run away multiple times.

Captain Log
Oct 2, 2006

Captain Log posted:

"I AINT DYING! Choo choo motherfucker!"


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Mr. Carlisle posted:

Can we please have political stance breakdowns in future gameday thread posts under each fighter so I know how it needs to influence my fight picks

I don't want to make bad choices in this bold new world

Thug Rose has a conservative mom.

I remember that was actually a topic that had people going, "Oh man, I can't like her anymore!?"

Captain Log
Oct 2, 2006

Captain Log posted:

"I AINT DYING! Choo choo motherfucker!"


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Skip My Posts posted:

i would like for mousasi to come back to ufc and fight for the title. thank you

It's that one time a year we agree!

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Captain Log
Oct 2, 2006

Captain Log posted:

"I AINT DYING! Choo choo motherfucker!"


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Intel&Sebastian posted:

RIP to the founder of the UFC: Whitey Bulger

Gotta love American prisons, where an EIGHTY-NINE year old murderer can get murdered back...?

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