Jon burned the hamburgers again.

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numberoneposter: Feb 19, 2014; How much do I cum? The answer might surprise you!

SLAP! SLAP! SLAP! SLAP!

# ? Oct 1, 2018 22:37

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# ? Apr 26, 2024 05:33

spinderella: Jul 15, 2017; by FactsAreUseless

Surprised to see her wear Underage Red [?]

# ? Oct 1, 2018 22:43

The Walrus: Jul 9, 2002; by Fluffdaddy

that barbecue looks like a deathtrap, not sturdy at all

# ? Oct 1, 2018 22:44

redm: Feb 20, 2016; Sugartime Jones

# ? Oct 1, 2018 22:46

ArchNemesis: Jun 27, 2007; College Slice

# ? Oct 1, 2018 22:47

El_Elegante: Jul 3, 2004; by Jeffrey of YOSPOS; Biscuit Hider

Pounded in the butt by his dinner�s widow

# ? Oct 1, 2018 22:52

Nerses IV: May 4, 2007; by FactsAreUseless

The cow is Danny McBride, right?

# ? Oct 1, 2018 22:52

The Cubelodyte: Sep 1, 2006; Practicing Hypnolaw since 1990; Grimey Drawer

spinderella posted:

Surprised to see her wear Underage Red [?]

Now we know why Jon's into her.

# ? Oct 1, 2018 22:54

Doctor Dogballs: Apr 1, 2007; driving the fuck truck from hand land to pound town without stopping at suction station

The Cubelodyte posted:

Now we know why Jon's into her.

she has dsl

# ? Oct 1, 2018 23:05

Plant MONSTER.: Mar 16, 2018; I was watching simpsons at 0.75 without knowing until a scene where homer and bart were getting back massages at a hotel and the noises they were making were super drawn out like a youtube poop

Is Liz just a torso emerging from a checkered trapezoid? Jon what did you do?

# ? Oct 1, 2018 23:11

Big Beef City: Aug 15, 2013

# ? Oct 1, 2018 23:12

a peck of pickled peckers: Aug 3, 2014; I am your Redeemer! It is by my hand that you arise from the ashes of this world!

Big Beef City posted:

# ? Oct 1, 2018 23:14

Fojar38: Sep 2, 2011; Sorry I meant to say I hope that the police use maximum force and kill or maim a bunch of innocent people, thus paving a way for a proletarian uprising and socialist utopia

also here's a stupid take
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i dont get it, that garfield strip is too highbrow for me

# ? Oct 1, 2018 23:15

Egbert Souse: Nov 6, 2008

# ? Oct 1, 2018 23:20

My Linux Rig: Mar 27, 2010; Can't post for 6 years!

# ? Oct 1, 2018 23:23

Oscar Wild: Apr 11, 2006; It's good to be a G

Egbert Souse posted:

Meat abuse is Jon's jam.

# ? Oct 1, 2018 23:24

Palpek: Dec 27, 2008; Do you feel it, Zach?
My coffee warned me about it.

# ? Oct 1, 2018 23:25

Egbert Souse: Nov 6, 2008

GraveVideos posted:

# ? Oct 1, 2018 23:27

Big Beef City: Aug 15, 2013

# ? Oct 1, 2018 23:29

Gridlocked: Aug 2, 2014; MR. STUPID MORON
WITH AN UGLY FACE
AND A BIG BUTT
AND HIS BUTT SMELLS
AND HE LIKES TO KISS
HIS OWN BUTT
by Roger Hargreaves

Big Beef City posted:

# ? Oct 1, 2018 23:30

Burt Sexual: Jan 26, 2006; by Jeffrey of YOSPOS; Switchblade Switcharoo

That�s a milkin cow, not eatin cow.

# ? Oct 1, 2018 23:32

Power Windows: Dec 29, 2004; Brasky used to ride upon a steed, perchance to spy a lady.

GraveVideos posted:

Good thing he has a spatula.

# ? Oct 1, 2018 23:32

VikingSkull: Jan 23, 2017; Look Viking you're a trash Trump supporter what the fuck makes you think you can have an avatar that isn't what I decide? Shut your fucking trap and go away. Your trolling is tiresome and just shits up the forum.

corky burned down the restaurant again, too

# ? Oct 1, 2018 23:33

Big Beef City: Aug 15, 2013

Burt Sexual posted:

That�s a milkin cow, not eatin cow.

I'd actually like to know how it identifies before I put any labels on it, as it has bull horns as well.

# ? Oct 1, 2018 23:33

Palpek: Dec 27, 2008; Do you feel it, Zach?
My coffee warned me about it.

This is the new Garfield edits thread from now on. Post some more latest lovely Garfield comics as source material and your edits as well.

# ? Oct 1, 2018 23:33

Chinatown: Sep 11, 2001; by Fluffdaddy; Fun Shoe

GraveVideos posted:

# ? Oct 1, 2018 23:36

Palpek: Dec 27, 2008; Do you feel it, Zach?
My coffee warned me about it.

# ? Oct 1, 2018 23:49

Papa Emeritus III: Jul 7, 2017; [A MESSAGE FROM THE CLERGY]

Dat's Pussy Trap, bitch!

_{_{Deal with it.}}

GraveVideos posted:

# ? Oct 1, 2018 23:52

ClamdestineBoyster: Aug 15, 2015; Can't post for 10 years!

Proper.

# ? Oct 2, 2018 00:02

Devils Affricate: Jan 22, 2010

Big Beef City posted:

I'd actually like to know how it identifies before I put any labels on it, as it has bull horns as well.

With some types of cows the ladies have horns too

# ? Oct 2, 2018 00:06

Dixville: Nov 4, 2008; I don't think!; Ham Wrangler

GraveVideos posted:

Jon's cock is bigger than Garfield?? :stare:

# ? Oct 2, 2018 00:11

Artsygrrl: Apr 24, 2007; I'm just here.; Grimey Drawer

Am I too late to hop in on this?

Looks like we all went for the same joke at once. Doh!

# ? Oct 2, 2018 00:18

Canned Panda: Jul 10, 2012

Alternately:

# ? Oct 2, 2018 00:35

Nurge: Feb 4, 2009; by Reene; Fun Shoe

# ? Oct 2, 2018 00:45

Canned Panda: Jul 10, 2012

# ? Oct 2, 2018 01:14

Nurge: Feb 4, 2009; by Reene; Fun Shoe

# ? Oct 2, 2018 01:19

Plant MONSTER.: Mar 16, 2018; I was watching simpsons at 0.75 without knowing until a scene where homer and bart were getting back massages at a hotel and the noises they were making were super drawn out like a youtube poop