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Pewdiepie
Oct 31, 2010

Mustached5thGrader posted:

I worked for a life insurance company in Arizona and this dudes name was Gaylord McQueer lol

Maybe try turning your monitor on at your next job.

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Gridlocked
Aug 2, 2014

MR. STUPID MORON
WITH AN UGLY FACE
AND A BIG BUTT
AND HIS BUTT SMELLS
AND HE LIKES TO KISS
HIS OWN BUTT
by Roger Hargreaves

kecske
Feb 28, 2011

it's round, like always

Vaginal Vagrant
Jan 12, 2007

by R. Guyovich

Ocean Book posted:

we say a gravestone with the last name "hiscock". we were trying to figure out the prefect first name to go with it, my wife came up with 'holden' which really cant be beat

Seen a grave stone for a "baby cleaver".

Applewhite
Aug 16, 2014

by vyelkin
Nap Ghost

*In extremely Justin Roiland Voice* My name is B-brumpo Tungo... Tungus. I'm Brumpo Tungus!

BaconCopter
Feb 13, 2008

:coolfish:

:coolfish:

:commissar:

BaconCopter
Feb 13, 2008

:coolfish:

:coolfish:
Like is that pronounced Lake'n, Laykin, or LayKeen. Either way, throw them back into the pit. Some people shouldn't breed.

schmuckfeatures
Oct 27, 2003
Hair Elf
i had a urologist named Dr Winkle. no poo poo

Dixville
Nov 4, 2008

I don't think!
Ham Wrangler

BaconCopter posted:

Like is that pronounced Lake'n, Laykin, or LayKeen. Either way, throw them back into the pit. Some people shouldn't breed.

I'm pretty sure that woman has like 8 kids, I remember someone was talking about it in some thread on here a while back. Sorry to be the one to have to give you this horrible news

Edit ok maybe I was thinking of someone else but Lakynn was her 3rd.
http://mommyslittlesunshine.blogspot.com/2012/01/29-weeks.html?m=1

Also I found this thing
https://datayze.com/name-uniqueness-analyzer.php?name=lakynn

Dixville fucked around with this message at 11:03 on Oct 2, 2018

super sweet best pal
Nov 18, 2009

Im Gay

Iron Crowned
May 6, 2003

by Hand Knit
When I was 16 I worked with a girl named Brooklyn Deathrage

Huge Lady Pleaser
Jun 17, 2005

hello how r u doing im just looking for ppl 2 chill wit relax go out n have funn if ur looking for da same thing hit me up
Nap Ghost
One of my regular customers is legit named Cuc K. Thai. Nice old vietnamese lady.

Rad-daddio
Apr 25, 2017
There was a kid at the doctor's office yesterday named, "Trigth" You see, the h and t were silent so his name was "Trig".

Also, my wife told me one of the college registrars that she used to work with was named Lacy Bottoms.

Carlos Lantana
Oct 2, 2003
HOLY SHIT I JUST WON'T SHUT UP ABOUT BIRDS IN CAGES. DID YOU KNOW PUTTING BIRDS IN CAGES MAKES YOU LITERALLY WORSE THAN HITLER? CAUSE IT DOES AND I WILL MAKE SURE YOU KNOW. I ALSO WANT YOU TO KISS YOURSELF IF YOU EVER THINK ABOUT PUTTING A BIRD IN A CAGE.
https://www.theherald.com.au/story/1806835/richard-face-quits-rotary-over-politics/

Rutibex
Sep 9, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
when i was a youth my friends and i used to prank call a guy we found in the telephone book named "Harry Cockburn"

Chef Boyardeez Nuts
Sep 9, 2011

The more you kick against the pricks, the more you suffer.
one of the people in this story has the legal name of Bubba. He is not the best named person in the story.

https://www.idahopress.com/news/two-canyon-county-teens-charged-with-boise-burglaries/article_7f663298-7a5d-11e4-babb-97093697db73.html

StudlyCaps
Oct 4, 2012
My uni had a vice chancellor named professor Richard Head.
That was p.funny

FuturePastNow
May 19, 2014


North West

Captain Yossarian
Feb 24, 2011

All new" Rings of Fire"
My grandpa's boss was "Harry Hore" lol

Catastrophe
Oct 5, 2007

Committed to burn twice as long and half as bright
"Cinnamon Pumper"

Not even joking.

Rad-daddio
Apr 25, 2017

Rutibex posted:

when i was a youth my friends and i used to prank call a guy we found in the telephone book named "Harry Cockburn"

I can only hope that the guy had a good sense of humor about it.

Dipes
Oct 24, 2003
Amin Yapusi

gleebster
Dec 16, 2006

Only a howler
Pillbug

Chef Boyardeez Nuts posted:

one of the people in this story has the legal name of Bubba. He is not the best named person in the story.

https://www.idahopress.com/news/two-canyon-county-teens-charged-with-boise-burglaries/article_7f663298-7a5d-11e4-babb-97093697db73.html

Saw it was an Idaho paper, and was expecting Gov. Butch Otter.

Waltzing Along
Jun 14, 2008

There's only one
Human race
Many faces
Everybody belongs here
Heidi Ho
Ana Ng (two different ones)

Waltzing Along
Jun 14, 2008

There's only one
Human race
Many faces
Everybody belongs here
Dick Yanker.

snackcakes
May 7, 2005

A joint venture of Matsumura Fishworks and Tamaribuchi Heavy Manufacturing Concern

I had to create a user account for a Long Wang once. That was fun

Dr. Gojo Shioji
Apr 22, 2004


Heh, this was the first name that came to mind. I was also going to say all the other young actor names nowadays (Ansel Elgort, Alden Ehrenreich, etc.), but those are just stupid rather than funny.

tetsuo
May 12, 2001

I am a shaman, magician
Joey Grundl. He's rad as gently caress though.

https://q13fox.com/2018/10/02/pizza-delivery-driver-saves-kidnapped-woman-after-she-mouths-help-me/

CPL593H
Oct 28, 2009

I know what you did last summer, and frankly I am displeased.
Someone I know used to be a directory assistance operator and getting all manner of lunatics and prank calls was pretty much a given. One day she got a customer asking for a person whose last name was "Cocks". Mind you it wasn't "Cox", it was actually "Cocks". She assumed it was a prank call but looked it up anyway and actually found the listing.

Also there was a girl I went to high school with named Ebony White.

frh
Dec 6, 2014

Hire Kenny G to play for me in the elevator.
This cop's name is great

http://www.nydailynews.com/new-york/manhattan/nypd-pepper-sprayed-occupy-wall-street-protesters-retires-article-1.3282659

Vaginal Vagrant
Jan 12, 2007

by R. Guyovich

Richard Kyanka

Sekenr
Dec 12, 2013




Never met personally but had an email exchange with a colleague called Royal Ho.

Captain Splendid
Jan 7, 2009

Qu'en pense Caffarelli?
Adolfo Backmeister

Ornamental Dingbat
Feb 26, 2007

2 that I saved to twitter

https://twitter.com/wurp/status/855139129478303744

https://twitter.com/wurp/status/984443689408835584

Professor Latency
Mar 30, 2011

Customer yesterday, Richard Tugwell.

cnut
May 3, 2016

Tillie Lipschitz

jsoh
Mar 24, 2007

O Muhammad, I seek your intercession with my Lord for the return of my eyesight
lucious pusey and gay horney have the best names

Dixville
Nov 4, 2008

I don't think!
Ham Wrangler

Vaginal Vagrant posted:

Richard Kyanka

:aaaaa:

big nipples big life
May 12, 2014

I knew a Mike Hunt growing up.

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Big Beef City
Aug 15, 2013

Roundup Ready posted:

It's a toss up between Dick Trickle and Haha Clinton-Dix

Hello fellow 'sconnie, where ya from

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