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Judge Tesla
Oct 29, 2011

:frogsiren:

Detective No. 27 posted:

Wario Ware universe has some pretty good lore. A photo in Mona's house implies her parents are Daisy and Luigi.

Mona has a crush on Wario so this raises questions.

Zulily Zoetrope posted:

How old is Mario, come to think of it?

Miyamoto claims he's 25 iirc.

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Zulily Zoetrope
Jun 1, 2011






Muldoon

...do you not?

Nyoro
Jan 14, 2010



Judge Tesla posted:

Mona has a crush on Wario so this raises questions.

Wario is not related to the Mario bros

Mega64
May 23, 2008



WHY BONER NOW posted:

The mario gang race against their own baby selves in go karts. The mushroom kingdom is some kind of singularity

To be fair, the second M&L game made the Mario Bros. meeting their baby selves canon.

I think the Toadstool era is a couple years after Donkey Kong but a long time before DKC. I don't know if the DK in the Mario vs. Donkey Kong games is Cranky or DK3, if the latter then it's post-Toadstool era where Mario hooked back up with Pauline.

DKC series probably takes place around the same time as the WarioWare series, so 15-20 years after Mushroom Kingdom era.

Great, now I'm probably gonna make an actual Mario timeline.

Willo567
Feb 5, 2015

Idolhood is realized in the face of death



i hate to interrupt the mario bros. timeline chat, but how's the performance of cruis'n blast on the switch

External Organs
Mar 3, 2006

A cheerful person, he is known as the king of vulgarities (cursing?)

Mega64 posted:


Great, now I'm probably gonna make an actual Mario timeline.

Gonna need some primary sources:


Dearest Brother,

I write this missive to you during the second Rabbid incursion. While I hone my skills with a long rifle, I fear it may not be enough. The rabbids are relentless, and i have become well acquainted with their cruel physicality, mama mia!

The sky is darkening and I will not write much longer. Tomorrow we march toward a water level. If I don't make it, oopsie doopsie! - I will meet you in the cloud kingdom.

Your brother,
Luigi Mario

DoctorWhat
Nov 18, 2011

A little privacy, please?


Willo567 posted:

i hate to interrupt the mario bros. timeline chat, but how's the performance of cruis'n blast on the switch

According to Liam Robertson on Twitter, rock solid 60fps

Procrastine
Mar 30, 2011




Mega64 posted:

To be fair, the second M&L game made the Mario Bros. meeting their baby selves canon.

I think the Toadstool era is a couple years after Donkey Kong but a long time before DKC. I don't know if the DK in the Mario vs. Donkey Kong games is Cranky or DK3, if the latter then it's post-Toadstool era where Mario hooked back up with Pauline.

DKC series probably takes place around the same time as the WarioWare series, so 15-20 years after Mushroom Kingdom era.

Great, now I'm probably gonna make an actual Mario timeline.



Hmm. This one needs an update for games released since...

Mega64
May 23, 2008



I'm doing research by reading random articles on the Mario Wiki, and



Why the gently caress didn't they use "Kongtroversy", what the gently caress is wrong with these editors.

Also the Wario page says Mona is Wario's love interest, so never trust Wikis.

mabels big day
Feb 25, 2012



Mona/Wario is a one way relationship at best

Procrastine
Mar 30, 2011




Mega64 posted:

I'm doing research by reading random articles on the Mario Wiki, and



Why the gently caress didn't they use "Kongtroversy", what the gently caress is wrong with these editors.

Also the Wario page says Mona is Wario's love interest, so never trust Wikis.

You first mistake was using the bad wikia wiki and not the (relatively) good independent wiki




Posting this timeline just for the bold claim that all Nintendo marketing materials featuring Mario are canon and happen between the platformers and the sports games

Stux
Nov 17, 2006

easy
breezy


Procrastine posted:

You first mistake was using the bad wikia wiki and not the (relatively) good independent wiki




Posting this timeline just for the bold claim that all Nintendo marketing materials featuring Mario are canon and happen between the platformers and the sports games

lmao

Quantum of Phallus
Dec 27, 2010





thinking about game timelines is the most heinous poo poo imaginable in gaming. the people worried about the zelda timelines need their head examined

Mega64
May 23, 2008



Procrastine posted:

You first mistake was using the bad wikia wiki and not the (relatively) good independent wiki

You're right, this wiki is better just for letting us see Wario's poop.



e:

quote:

The instruction manual for Wario World reveals several facts about Wario's personal anatomy.
He sees with 20/70 vision, even though his vision used to be "perfect". This is due to excessive studying.
His hand grip reaches 80 psi, allowing him to crush apples with ease. They are also "absolutely incredible for nose-picking".
He weighs 140 kg (308 lbs), though he claims this is a result of his layered clothing.
His abs have 10 rolls, though this may be 10 rolls of fat.
His shoe size is 11, and his foot odor is strong enough to instantly knock out cockroaches, though he personally enjoys this smell.
His brain has few wrinkles. The wrinkles in the brain allow for the storage of more neurons, meaning an improved processing power in thought - Wario believes the inverse, in that a wrinkled brain stems from overuse and results in "depletion of capacity".
The diagram shows a cockroach lives in his brain.
His teeth apparently have no cavities, as he claims to eat the bacteria that causes them. This is contradicted in WarioWare: Touched! in which he suffers from a series of debilitating cavities.
He can perform over 100 push-ups in a single sitting.
His stomach can hold 100 litres, and his bladder can hold 5 litres. The average human stomach and bladder can comfortably hold approximately 1 litre and 500 ml respectively.
He has "never once thrown up".

The above text is from the Super Mario Wiki and is available under a Creative Commons license. Attribution must be provided through a list of authors or a link back to the original article. Source: https://www.mariowiki.com/Wario

Mega64 fucked around with this message at 20:59 on Sep 14, 2021

Amorphous Abode
Apr 2, 2010


We may have finally found unobtainium but I will never find eywa.



At what point in the timeline does Mario break free from the television and drink the children's gallon of milk?

The Bloop
Jul 5, 2004

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Ultra Carp

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_XrQZ3-QFao

This looks... promising? Not sure what to say when it's all cutscene and not gameplay but I like a lot of the character designs. First I'd heard of it.

Quantum of Phallus
Dec 27, 2010





prerendered trailers are a pox

SeANMcBAY
Jun 28, 2006

Look on the bright side.




Quantum of Phallus posted:

prerendered trailers are a pox

It's another reason why I appreciate Nintendo since most of their trailers actually show the actual games.

The Bloop
Jul 5, 2004

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Ultra Carp

Quantum of Phallus posted:

prerendered trailers are a pox

agreed

SeANMcBAY posted:

It's another reason why I appreciate Nintendo since most of their trailers actually show the actual games.

also agreed.

This is just a tease I guess but I am looking forward to gameplay now

Mister Facetious
Apr 21, 2007

I think I died and woke up in L.A.,
I don't know how I wound up in this place...

:canada:


Quantum of Phallus posted:

prerendered trailers are a pox

The Bloop
Jul 5, 2004

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Ultra Carp

I actually think pre rendered cut scenes have been a curse since the PS1

Takes me right out of the game to see the art style wildly fluctuate like that.

For example I preferred all the scenes in SNES Final Fantasy being made with gameplay sprites to FF7 having three minute pre rendered animations for attacks that looks nothing like the actual gameplay

Wayne Knight
May 11, 2006



No Targets anywhere near me had them in store.
Ditto for gamestops.
Neither of the two walmarts in town had it, but one a town over showed it in stock. They didn't actually have it (or they hadn't found the box of them yet), so I went another town over.

They did actually have it.



I have an everdrive for the GBA one, and I'm not interested in the Wii one, which was literally a Fast and the Furious arcade port without the license.

Can't wait to play!

Wayne Knight fucked around with this message at 22:33 on Sep 14, 2021

Hrist
Feb 21, 2011




Lipstick Apathy

Mega64 posted:

You're right, this wiki is better just for letting us see Wario's poop.




Why are his leg and arm filled with spaghetti? He's German. Nintendo can't keep any lore straight anymore.

Aerofallosov
Oct 3, 2007

It was so peaceful beneath the glittering stars.


I'm curious about the OLED, but I may just keep my Lite or get a regular switch for Christmas. I'm enjoying Nexomon: Extinction well.

Crows Turn Off
Jan 7, 2008

turn in your old, worn-out :roboluv: for the war effort

drat, so no price drop in the US? Or is Nintendo lying?

hatty
Feb 28, 2011




Pork Pro

Donít trust insider predictions

Len
Jan 21, 2008

Pouches, bandages, shoulderpad, cyber-eye...

Bitchin'!




So the Gameboy virtual console is getting announced any day now right?

Mister Facetious
Apr 21, 2007

I think I died and woke up in L.A.,
I don't know how I wound up in this place...

:canada:


Len posted:

So the Gameboy virtual console is getting announced any day now right?

You mean the Gameboy Advance SP Pro OLED?

Red Warrior
Jul 23, 2002
Is about to die!

Bluetooth?!
https://twitter.com/NintendoAmerica/status/1437930124490457088

404notfound
Mar 5, 2006

stop staring at me




Oh poo poo, are they really doing it? Does this mean that those Genki adapters are useless now?

VladimirLeninpest
Jun 22, 2005


Fallen Rib


Completely random thing to drop on a Tuesday.

TheScott2K
Oct 26, 2003

I'm just saying, there's a nonzero chance Trump has a really toad penis.


Yessssssss

Inzombiac
Mar 19, 2007

PARTY ALL NIGHT

EAT BRAINS ALL DAY



That's how the Joycons communicate so it's loving stupid for them to wait 4 year to enable it for headphones.

TheScott2K
Oct 26, 2003

I'm just saying, there's a nonzero chance Trump has a really toad penis.

Everyone's Switch is Pro

hatty
Feb 28, 2011




Pork Pro

Whoa Nintendo is ahead of the competition for once? Unreal

Mister Facetious
Apr 21, 2007

I think I died and woke up in L.A.,
I don't know how I wound up in this place...

:canada:



Piccolo just removed his weighted clothes.

Nintendo finally getting serious about this fight... :getin:

ONE YEAR LATER
Apr 13, 2004

Fry old buddy, it's me, Bender!


Oven Wrangler

Woah, welcome to 2012 Nintendo, it's about time you stumbled into the room, sweaty and disoriented!

I said come in!
Jun 22, 2004



lol the Switch had blue tooth this entire time, but its been disabled.

No. 1 ANIME HATER
Aug 8, 2009

Did you know I hate anime please bring it up so I can tell you how much I hate it I HATE IT, please bring it up! I hate it so much!! I just hate that dang anime so much!!! I hate those anime cartoons from Japan! I hate em! Please let me tell you about it!

LMAO that some intern forgot to switch the Bluetooth on for like 4.5 years

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The Bloop
Jul 5, 2004

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Ultra Carp

I said come in! posted:

lol the Switch had blue tooth this entire time, but its been disabled.

That's kind of a reductionist way of looking at it but knowing Nintendo... Yeah, maybe

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