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John Wick of Dogs
Mar 4, 2017

A real hellraiser


Probably a wedding

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GATOS Y VATOS
Aug 22, 2002


Mezzanon posted:

I didn't think I was squeezing that hard :(


Here's a weird question. There was a shrine where you had to gyro control a ball through a maze, and I could not finesse that at all, so instead i flipped the whole maze upside down and when the ball fell i just used the upside down maze as a pinball flipper to shoot the ball where it was supposed to go. does this make me an idiot or a genius?

Most people in the BoTW thread did the same thing. Remember: there is no wrong way to play BoTW.

Over There
Jun 28, 2013

by Azathoth
https://twitter.com/dualshockers/status/1083418480085331968?s=21

Lmao

American McGay
Feb 28, 2010

by sebmojo
I get quite horny when I play it.

American McGay
Feb 28, 2010

by sebmojo

AlBorlantern Corps posted:

Probably a wedding
The old 9am Tuesday morning wedding.

eonwe
Aug 11, 2008



Lipstick Apathy

American McGay posted:

I get quite horny when I play it.

same

eonwe
Aug 11, 2008



Lipstick Apathy
I just watched the video, im not sure what the suggestive theme was

American McGay
Feb 28, 2010

by sebmojo

eonwe posted:

I just watched the video, im not sure what the suggestive theme was
Their boobs bounce ever so slightly.

John Wick of Dogs
Mar 4, 2017

A real hellraiser


"Try viewing the front of me" - Wii fit trainer

"No" - me

Looper
Mar 1, 2012

No Wave posted:

Zelda is a lame series salvaged by how expensively produced the games are that hasn't done anything worth much since Ocarina. BotW's universal worship by the press was a big joke for those who remember when Nintendo actually put out exciting titles like Thousand Year Door and Metroid Prime.

I suspect the level of effort I put into this sentiment wouldn't stop you from getting pissy.

majora's mask is better than ocarina get dunked nerd

eonwe
Aug 11, 2008



Lipstick Apathy

American McGay posted:

Their boobs bounce ever so slightly.

thats hosed up

I wonder if its a good Wii Fit analogue

I remember having people over and they had no interest in games until they saw I had a wii fit.

Over There
Jun 28, 2013

by Azathoth

AlBorlantern Corps posted:

"Try viewing the front of me" - Wii fit trainer

"No" - me

The gentleman gamer

American McGay
Feb 28, 2010

by sebmojo
WW is the best 3D Zelda and MC is the best 2D Zelda and BotW is awesome but also lacking in some pretty garing ways. Anyone who says the series peaked with OoT is a damned idiot. Now can we please get back to talking about how I get horny every morning when doing my boxing workout?

Happy Noodle Boy
Jul 3, 2002


Quantum of Phallus posted:

The Switch should implement good games!!

There is only one way to do this properly. We must have the perfect game on the Switch.

We need Bloodborne

SeANMcBAY
Jun 28, 2006

Look on the bright side.



That boxing game has jiggle physics which makes the rating a bit more reasonable. That’s kinda weird but it’s also realistic so I don’t know.:shrug:

Good point keep talkin
Sep 14, 2011


eonwe posted:

If you could have asked me for anything in BOTW it would be gear that allows you to not slip in the rain versus stopping and making a campfire.

2nd: I'd ask for some more traditional zelda gadgets.
3rd: Like, maybe 2-3 more dungeons

but i think it was a masterpiece anyway

Or more importantly, a fishing minigame

eonwe
Aug 11, 2008



Lipstick Apathy
I think the best 2D zelda was link's awakening, but I think my favorite was oracle of ages

i have bad opinions

SeANMcBAY
Jun 28, 2006

Look on the bright side.



I think all Zelda games are good. The DS ones are definitely the worst ones but even they have some value, especially Spirit Tracks.

avoid doorways
Jun 6, 2010

'twas brillig
Gun Saliva
On the one hand the guy isn't wrong

on the other hand he wrote a 600 word article about boobs in a video game

eonwe
Aug 11, 2008



Lipstick Apathy
I think there are 4 Zelda games I haven't beaten

1 and 2 - I just never got around to this
Twilight Princess - I had to send my Wii in when I was like 90% through the game and they wiped my save (even though they said it'd be fine)
Spirit Tracks - Legitimately just never played it

Looper
Mar 1, 2012

American McGay posted:

WW is the best 3D Zelda and MC is the best 2D Zelda and BotW is awesome but also lacking in some pretty garing ways. Anyone who says the series peaked with OoT is a damned idiot. Now can we please get back to talking about how I get horny every morning when doing my boxing workout?

go on

Looper
Mar 1, 2012

eonwe posted:

I think there are 4 Zelda games I haven't beaten

1 and 2 - I just never got around to this
Twilight Princess - I had to send my Wii in when I was like 90% through the game and they wiped my save (even though they said it'd be fine)
Spirit Tracks - Legitimately just never played it

if you had any positive feelings whatsoever toward phantom hourglass, then I'd say check sprit tracks out. the world map is god awful tho

Kris xK
Apr 23, 2010
I've never played any Zelda games (unless you count Hyrule Warriors which I assume you don't) and I finally picked up BOTW this christmas and I'm really enjoying.

I just hate that theres no loving dodge button.

Thanks for reading!

GATOS Y VATOS
Aug 22, 2002


There is a maneuver to dodge that you can learn.

eonwe
Aug 11, 2008



Lipstick Apathy

Kris xK posted:

I've never played any Zelda games (unless you count Hyrule Warriors which I assume you don't) and I finally picked up BOTW this christmas and I'm really enjoying.

I just hate that theres no loving dodge button.

Thanks for reading!

Its not exactly a dodge, but are you aware of the back / side hops you can do when z targeting?

Happy Noodle Boy
Jul 3, 2002



Will this game get me ripped

Quantum of Phallus
Dec 27, 2010

Happy Noodle Boy posted:

Will this game get me ripped

Yeah... ripped off if you pay full price that is

American McGay
Feb 28, 2010

by sebmojo

Happy Noodle Boy posted:

Will this game get me ripped
You'll get hard.

Kris xK
Apr 23, 2010

eonwe posted:

Its not exactly a dodge, but are you aware of the back / side hops you can do when z targeting?

GATOS Y VATOS posted:

There is a maneuver to dodge that you can learn.

I've just gotten to Dueling Peaks so Im still early. Is this something to learn in game or am I just doing something wrong?

Im actually amazed there wasnt any combat tutorial in this.

eonwe
Aug 11, 2008



Lipstick Apathy

Kris xK posted:

I've just gotten to Dueling Peaks so Im still early. Is this something to learn in game or am I just doing something wrong?

Im actually amazed there wasnt any combat tutorial in this.

There is a combat tutorial, but they're in the little dungeon things. You'll learn about them, but its definitely possible to miss them.

Side hop: Hold ZL -> Move Left or Right -> Press X
Back Hop: Hold ZL -> Move back -> Press X
Parry: Hold ZL -> Press A

If you do a side hop or back hop at the very last second you go into like a slow time mode where you can press Y and do a some attacks

Diephoon
Aug 24, 2003

LOL

Nap Ghost

Kris xK posted:

I've just gotten to Dueling Peaks so Im still early. Is this something to learn in game or am I just doing something wrong?

Im actually amazed there wasnt any combat tutorial in this.

https://twitter.com/negaoryx/status/1075864711554461698/video/1

Is this you

GATOS Y VATOS
Aug 22, 2002


Kris xK posted:

I've just gotten to Dueling Peaks so Im still early. Is this something to learn in game or am I just doing something wrong?

Im actually amazed there wasnt any combat tutorial in this.

It’s a tutorial in a shrine a bit after dueling peaks, others here have shown/told how to. It’s all good.

Over There
Jun 28, 2013

by Azathoth

Lmfao that's the same person from this

https://clips.twitch.tv/BraveAwkwardPigeonOSfrog

Over There
Jun 28, 2013

by Azathoth
I got Donkey Kong

Quantum of Phallus
Dec 27, 2010

Imagine being so bad at games you miss the tutorial in BOTW

MarcusSA
Sep 23, 2007


Hahahahahahahahaha

Detective No. 27
Jun 7, 2006

CharlestheHammer posted:

What makes it backhanded

A trophy for coming in 20th place is a pretty silly thing.

SeANMcBAY
Jun 28, 2006

Look on the bright side.



Quantum of Phallus posted:

Imagine being so bad at games you miss the tutorial in BOTW

Aonuma saw this and decided to make Skyward Sword 2 with added tutorials for the next Zelda.

eonwe
Aug 11, 2008



Lipstick Apathy

Thats really endearing for some reason. I like it when people are earnest about stuff when playing games

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Kris xK
Apr 23, 2010

I've got like 2 hours in so no.

But it easily could have been!

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