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Takoluka
Jun 26, 2009

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Reality Pisser posted:

Look up the cornshaq retsupurae

cornshaq baby please

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Takoluka
Jun 26, 2009

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Dr Cheeto posted:

Time is a flat circle

Imagine four Boos on the edge of a cliff.

Takoluka
Jun 26, 2009

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Is the other side just a picture of Final Destination?

Takoluka
Jun 26, 2009

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jackhunter64 posted:

Bowsette chat was far better than Dork Souls chat

Be the change you want to see in the world.

Takoluka
Jun 26, 2009

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Al Borland Corpse posted:

The other side is a Bayonetta/Captain Falcon doujin

"No. Show me YOUR moves."

Takoluka
Jun 26, 2009

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Junkie Disease posted:

So how's Mario's party?

Terrible. They limited online, so now you have to actually be with people for Mario Party, which is fubar.

Takoluka
Jun 26, 2009

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Stan Taylor posted:

The joycons loving suck dick. My friend brought his switch over last weekend so we could play overcooked 2 and we kept losing connection and having to repair controllers and poo poo at least once a level. I don't know if the controls are supposed to feel lovely and floaty in that game but it was seriously awful. I mostly use my pro controller so I forgot how trash those things are. Definitely not getting Mario Party if I have to rely on that lovely connection and tiny rear end controller.

your friend broke his joycons while loving around inside them and blamed it on the joycons, hth

Takoluka
Jun 26, 2009

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Stan Taylor posted:

I had no idea what that person was talking about but this makes sense. My bad. Also lol at the idea of opening up a controller multiple times to gently caress with wires or something while trying to play a game with your buddies over.

I know people who have done all sorts of JoyCon modding, so it wouldn't be surprising to hear about someone grabbing a screwdriver to reseat something. Sounds like your friend has defective JoyCons, though.

Takoluka
Jun 26, 2009

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LethalGeek posted:

NIntendo's wireless has been meh for 10 years this is nothing new, but the junk generally works correctly.

The wireless used for the Wii U Gamepad's Miracast was straight magical.

Takoluka
Jun 26, 2009

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Maybe check your controller firmware?

Takoluka
Jun 26, 2009

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Viewtiful Jew posted:

One day someone is going to use this defense unironically for games that leak early.

Maybe not for Mario Party, but for some game.

This is why there's no online for it.

Takoluka
Jun 26, 2009

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XyrlocShammypants posted:

The switch is a different animal than the 3ds. People aren’t clambering to play a grainy rear end game on a slightly larger screen. People want a Netflix machine that can conceivably play third party aaa titles with various effects unremoved and they want 4-5 hours battery.

If your $1000+ Galaxy/iPhone can't do this, your $300 Nintendo Switch can't do it either, and anyone who makes a genuine demand for that has brainworms.

Takoluka
Jun 26, 2009

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lmao that you people are willing to drop $20/year for p2p weddings

Takoluka
Jun 26, 2009

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Nep-Nep posted:

If you never get married then you can spend all that money on NSO subscriptions and play Dr. Mario for life!

Now you're playing with power!

Takoluka
Jun 26, 2009

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Trip Report: Kemono Friends Picross owns.

Takoluka
Jun 26, 2009

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voltcatfish posted:

Her name is Princess King Boo :mad:

And she's perfect.

Takoluka
Jun 26, 2009

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Lodin posted:

This seems to actually be one of the bigger controversies in the aftermath of Bowsette. Many people claim that Boosette is just a random female Boo that's been turned into a princess so it's not gay to have a wank at her, but anyone who's been following the scene knows she originally was King Boo. Those goobers are totally in denial about cranking it to a trans-female.

Japan calls her キングテレサ姫 (Princess King Boo), so that's a Western fandom issue.

Takoluka
Jun 26, 2009

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I wish SMP had gone no-online instead of limited, because instead of being completed excluded for some potentially maybe justifiable reason, it just feels kinda half-assed. I mean, I get that Mario Party is supposed to be a Party game with other people in your direct vicinity, and I will play it that way, but it sucks when your online friends can only sort of halfway play some of it with you.

Takoluka
Jun 26, 2009

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Kly posted:

theres no option for handicaps in super mario party as far as i could see which is a pretty big bummer if youre playing with young kids.

Don't bring kids to rooftop parties.

Takoluka
Jun 26, 2009

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a.lo posted:

Hey Nintendo guess what? I hear you are planning a new Switch already not even two years after the first.

That bothers me greatly. I am a big Nintendo fan and I have bought all of your products first day. Whenever amiibos were announced I was the first one on them. I went to Walmart early in the morning to get one of the first Wii U in America (I have a certificate of authenticity). I preordered the Switch when ot first announced and still to this day a proud Switch owner.

Now 2 years later and with a child on the way you announce a new Switch? I don't know what the price is but I can assure you with a child on the way money is going to be tight.

Is this what is to be expected now? Should I wait an additional two years for another Switch? Nintendo for the first time I am dissapointed.

source your quotes

Takoluka
Jun 26, 2009

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Two Beans posted:

If it's anime and involves touching, it is a porn.



Checks out.

Takoluka
Jun 26, 2009

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Happy Noodle Boy posted:

spines don't work that way

i don't know a lot about rabbit spines, but maybe they do!!!!!!!

Takoluka
Jun 26, 2009

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Let's start posting Bowsette again.

Takoluka
Jun 26, 2009

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Snackmar posted:

I bought Kemono Friends Picross because I love picross, but goddamn these puzzles are really bad. :( So far It's all closeups of character faces I don't know.

I just finished my 100th main puzzle (not including Clip), and I have only passing knowledge of what Kemono Friends is. I usually end each puzzle with "It's... that one!", which is not unlike my Picross experience of "That's... a sunset? Rocket ship? Oh, painting. Okay."

Takoluka
Jun 26, 2009

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Snackmar posted:

I think my issue is mostly that it's all the same shape of puzzles - like it's always the outline of a head and facial features. Like if the characters are all based on animals, why not make every other puzzle an animal instead of a face?

They're not *all* characters. They have a few environments and these weird things called Celliens that come up every so often. But really, that's the nature of Kemono Friends. You're trying to unlock pictures of friends, not the animals they're based on. The general audience for this game is probably just fans of the series, and it's a way to get them into Picross, maybe less so the other way around. You might like the Clip Picross mode, since nothing is inherently defined and it's all part of a much larger puzzle.

Takoluka
Jun 26, 2009

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Al Borland Corpse posted:

Nope, it was just over a year old and I was intending to make a new one after E3. Post all the big anime goth monster girlfriend tiddies you want, I'm not a mod

https://twitter.com/0508bk201/status/1049140091656916992

Takoluka
Jun 26, 2009

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It is 100% confirmed that Zelda 1 SP is just a save-state version and there's absolutely nothing different or special about it, right?

Takoluka
Jun 26, 2009

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American McGay posted:

It's really lazily done and reflects poorly on their overall commitment to the NES Online platform.

It is probably their quick solution to people complaining that Zelda 1 is too hard to be enjoyable. Rather than create a brand-new ROM with code edits that drastically affect the game, they said "Here's a little headstart. You have max rupees, max keys, a handful of items, and the blue ring. Maybe this will help give you an edge." I think that's awesome for new and casual players.

Takoluka
Jun 26, 2009

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The Bloop posted:

lol at Zelda1 being too hard

Like, ok, use a map if you don't remember where everything is because you weren't a kid in the late 80s, but the gameplay being too hard is :laffo:




edit: WITH SAVESTATES EVEN! :laffo::laffo:

lmao if you can't one-shot a manhandla with a single bomb or low% the first gleeok, jesus how do you even remember to eat, i literally brush my teeth with the whiskers of slain pols voice (no bow, you common whelp) and bathe in the blood of blue darknuts

Takoluka
Jun 26, 2009

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Does the Famicom app have Zelda 1 SP?

Takoluka
Jun 26, 2009

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Weedle posted:

Here’s the complete Zelda 1 manual if anyone wants it. Really wish the manuals were readable in the game like on 3DS.

https://www.nintendo.co.jp/clv/manuals/en/pdf/CLV-P-NAANE.pdf

This says that you can use the Recorder to warp directly to Level 9 after you get the last Triforce piece. That's not true, is it?

Takoluka
Jun 26, 2009

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Tender Bender posted:

Are you guys actually browsing the forums on your work computer bc unless someone's sitting on your shoulder I don't know how they could tell that those pictures are anything inappropriate

At my job, we have an HR lady named Susan whose job is basically to report me to the CEO if I come close to anime tiddy. She caught me playing Senran Kagura on the bus, and now half my salary is earmarked for her retirement plan.

Takoluka
Jun 26, 2009

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Mega64 posted:

Sounds like the type of person who would appreciate Gay Anime Vampires game and would give you a raise for exposing her to them, much how the vampires are exposing themselves to each other.

oh i know it's for her sengoku-era fujoshi comics, but i hosed up by playing titty ninjas and someone's gotta pay

Takoluka
Jun 26, 2009

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Bombadilillo posted:

You goons know about Fast Rmx right?

https://twitter.com/babylonian/status/840681863870013440

Takoluka
Jun 26, 2009

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Modus Pwnens posted:

If you don't want to import from PlayAsia, the Japanese version has the same ROMs, (including the US River City Ransom) and Amazon preorders come with DLC for an extra variant dodgeball game.

https://www.amazon.co.jp/dp/B07H4LZCNY/

Definitely opt for this and not PlayAsia.

Takoluka
Jun 26, 2009

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Jose Oquendo posted:

I'm a new Switch owner, and those Arcade Archives games caught my eye. What's the quality on these ports?

Very very good. Lots of love and effort put into them.

If you are used to the actual arcade machines, there is some minor input lag that you will notice. Otherwise, they're pretty much arcade perfect.

Takoluka
Jun 26, 2009

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s.i.r.e. posted:

It's called Pinball.


Seriously, I'll never get how people can spend 20+ minutes on the toilet. Eat proper, goons.

Sometimes, it's just your own personal get away time.

Takoluka
Jun 26, 2009

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Bulgakov posted:

I cannot imagine using youtube without an ad blocker

I wouldn't use it without an ad blocker

Just get Premium!

Takoluka
Jun 26, 2009

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I know someone who says he's looking forward to using his phone's mobile hotspot to watch YouTube on his Switch on the go.

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Takoluka
Jun 26, 2009

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TheScott2K posted:

Ok that's pointless

he was very excited about the prospect

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