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CharlestheHammer
Jun 26, 2011

YOU SAY MY POSTS ARE THE RAVINGS OF THE DUMBEST PERSON ON GOD'S GREEN EARTH BUT YOU YOURSELF ARE READING THEM. CURIOUS!

Regy Rusty posted:

So this is what we do now, people are lovely to each other and we make new threads and pray it won't happen again

Running from your problems the Nintendo way

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CharlestheHammer
Jun 26, 2011

YOU SAY MY POSTS ARE THE RAVINGS OF THE DUMBEST PERSON ON GOD'S GREEN EARTH BUT YOU YOURSELF ARE READING THEM. CURIOUS!

Quantum of Phallus posted:

doing this with my copy of Xenoblade 2 so that nobody has to play it

I don’t think that’s how that works,thankfully.

CharlestheHammer
Jun 26, 2011

YOU SAY MY POSTS ARE THE RAVINGS OF THE DUMBEST PERSON ON GOD'S GREEN EARTH BUT YOU YOURSELF ARE READING THEM. CURIOUS!
I’m more baffled on how we got here

CharlestheHammer
Jun 26, 2011

YOU SAY MY POSTS ARE THE RAVINGS OF THE DUMBEST PERSON ON GOD'S GREEN EARTH BUT YOU YOURSELF ARE READING THEM. CURIOUS!
Yeah I didn’t see the original post, just uh don’t buy the system and wait.

It’s okay the switch will still be there later

CharlestheHammer
Jun 26, 2011

YOU SAY MY POSTS ARE THE RAVINGS OF THE DUMBEST PERSON ON GOD'S GREEN EARTH BUT YOU YOURSELF ARE READING THEM. CURIOUS!
They.....they don’t play in any similar manner

CharlestheHammer
Jun 26, 2011

YOU SAY MY POSTS ARE THE RAVINGS OF THE DUMBEST PERSON ON GOD'S GREEN EARTH BUT YOU YOURSELF ARE READING THEM. CURIOUS!

KingSlime posted:

Posters who condescendingly tell you that you totally didn't even want to play online with lovely racist kids anyways never address this point. Seriously, the conversation just dies as soon as someone makes this observation.

Even if you did want to play with lovely racist kids, that's really not a lot to ask for from a full priced party game in 2018.

Even if your only playing with random people I don’t see why they get to decide who you should play with. It’s really lovely

CharlestheHammer
Jun 26, 2011

YOU SAY MY POSTS ARE THE RAVINGS OF THE DUMBEST PERSON ON GOD'S GREEN EARTH BUT YOU YOURSELF ARE READING THEM. CURIOUS!

The Bloop posted:

No it doesn't. It died because it's tiresome to explain that Nintendo doesn't want the enormous headache of troubleshooting peoples' equipment, fielding parental complaints about voice chat, and building any kind of infrastructure for an edge-case use that can easily be done by multiple other devices you probably have in the room with you in 2018


They decided the cost/benefit wasn't in their favor. They might be wrong but I don't see people not buying a Switch over it

Note that literally all this is based on nothing but posters assumptions

CharlestheHammer
Jun 26, 2011

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The Bloop posted:

To all Switch use? hell yeah it is


The fact that Nintendo decided it was not worth their while is self-evident. There is no chance it wasn't even thought of as a possibility.

Well I mean my point is this is just your personal justification which is fine if that’s what you need but it’s kind of pointless for others

CharlestheHammer
Jun 26, 2011

YOU SAY MY POSTS ARE THE RAVINGS OF THE DUMBEST PERSON ON GOD'S GREEN EARTH BUT YOU YOURSELF ARE READING THEM. CURIOUS!

The Bloop posted:

Well this is a discussion board so you are essentially saying one post of THIS SUCKS and then gas the thread because we don't have a press release from Nintendo about their reasoning.

I think it is incontrovertibly obvious that they decided not to do it based on cost/benefit because they are a big successful company, they obviously considered it, and they didn't do it. Admittedly talking about what the costs and benefits would be is conjecture but we didn't all fall off the turnip truck last night and we can probably guess pretty well.

I think assuming companies act in rational manner, especially with Nintendo, is kind of silly.

CharlestheHammer
Jun 26, 2011

YOU SAY MY POSTS ARE THE RAVINGS OF THE DUMBEST PERSON ON GOD'S GREEN EARTH BUT YOU YOURSELF ARE READING THEM. CURIOUS!

The Bloop posted:

You suggest that they did a cost/benefit and then did the thing that looked worse or perhaps that they just threw darts at a should we/ shouldn't we board?



I mean, I said they may be wrong in their assessment but I personally doubt it. Statistically zero people are choosing not to buy a Switch over this.

I don’t know their reasoning and find no real reason to pretend to.

As it’s not relevant or important

And I have no way to know. They could have made a cost benefit analysis, or a dev just didn’t like the idea. Both are possible

CharlestheHammer
Jun 26, 2011

YOU SAY MY POSTS ARE THE RAVINGS OF THE DUMBEST PERSON ON GOD'S GREEN EARTH BUT YOU YOURSELF ARE READING THEM. CURIOUS!
Lus what do you really say about MP.

You don’t really talk about party games

CharlestheHammer
Jun 26, 2011

YOU SAY MY POSTS ARE THE RAVINGS OF THE DUMBEST PERSON ON GOD'S GREEN EARTH BUT YOU YOURSELF ARE READING THEM. CURIOUS!
Well I mean the bonus stars are based on what you do in the game. They aren’t awarded randomly

CharlestheHammer
Jun 26, 2011

YOU SAY MY POSTS ARE THE RAVINGS OF THE DUMBEST PERSON ON GOD'S GREEN EARTH BUT YOU YOURSELF ARE READING THEM. CURIOUS!

velvet milkman posted:

it's good if you have friends who like to have fun

Though this applies to most multiplayer games so it’s kind of meaningless

CharlestheHammer
Jun 26, 2011

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SelenicMartian posted:

They are. Toad picks random criteria for bonus stars. Toad can even award "The player to beat most minigames" in a team match where you only played team games, so the chosen team gets 2 stars off that alone.

"The player to activate the most events" going to three players out of four is also a favourite.

If they have conditions they by definition can’t be random.

CharlestheHammer
Jun 26, 2011

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Guy Goodbody posted:

I own it and I enjoyed it a lot.

It’s really good yeah.

Probably my best switch game easily.

CharlestheHammer
Jun 26, 2011

YOU SAY MY POSTS ARE THE RAVINGS OF THE DUMBEST PERSON ON GOD'S GREEN EARTH BUT YOU YOURSELF ARE READING THEM. CURIOUS!
The only game I regret purchasing is BOTW as I got nothing from that game

CharlestheHammer
Jun 26, 2011

YOU SAY MY POSTS ARE THE RAVINGS OF THE DUMBEST PERSON ON GOD'S GREEN EARTH BUT YOU YOURSELF ARE READING THEM. CURIOUS!
Another Hot take is while I understand Mario games are good, I don’t think I like them.

I want to like them, but it never clicks

CharlestheHammer
Jun 26, 2011

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Jim Silly-Balls posted:

Literally everyone: Fortnite

Whether or not you like it, you suck at it.

Unless your 7 then your a god

CharlestheHammer
Jun 26, 2011

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empathe posted:

Every time I think I'm going to power through and finish it I end up in a zone having to sneak by some mob that two shots me and then do that like 3 times and then give up again.

You can turn enemy aggression off

CharlestheHammer
Jun 26, 2011

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SeANMcBAY posted:

It’s from some reputable sources. It’s very likely going to happen.

Yeah it’s not really a rumor it’s gonna happen.

We just don’t know what it exactly it’s gonna be

CharlestheHammer
Jun 26, 2011

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Your Computer posted:

Video games are sometimes more anime than anime, see Xenoblade Chronicles 2

XC isn’t even that anime.

If you want real anime then check out the Nep series

CharlestheHammer
Jun 26, 2011

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Your Computer posted:

I'm sorry I can't hear you over the sound of these character designs



Oh your were talking about big tits, I thought you were talking about anime

XC is fairly standard shonen as far as anime goes

CharlestheHammer
Jun 26, 2011

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Barudak posted:

The main character forgives genocide, its pretty anime.

Forgiving horrible sins for little reason is a pretty standard story trope everywhere

CharlestheHammer
Jun 26, 2011

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Andrast posted:

Yes and standard shonen is very anime

Standard shonen is just superhero comics

CharlestheHammer
Jun 26, 2011

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Andrast posted:

Yeah just like I said, it's very anime

Yeah anime as a descriptor is kind of meaningless

CharlestheHammer
Jun 26, 2011

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Zero VGS posted:

Fine, if you'll also concede that people who enjoy anime are a thousand times more obnoxious than people who complain about anime.

That wouldn’t be true tho.

CharlestheHammer
Jun 26, 2011

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KingSlime posted:

I can see why it might seem that way from your point of view, yeah

Well I mean they do,usually He posts a game and then people jump over each other to call it bad.

CharlestheHammer
Jun 26, 2011

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Heath posted:

Nintendo: hey have this free cute thing.

Goons: I can't believe how shoddy this is. It's kind of an insult to me personally, frankly

This free thing you got to pay for is a bold take

CharlestheHammer
Jun 26, 2011

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Fitzy Fitz posted:

Modded Zelda wasn't one of the announced NES titles, so I think it's fair to call it free. No one paid for online with the expectation that they'd get this.

So anything past the 20 announced title is free despite having to pay money to get them

Interesting

CharlestheHammer
Jun 26, 2011

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Takoluka posted:

lmao if you can't one-shot a manhandla with a single bomb or low% the first gleeok, jesus how do you even remember to eat, i literally brush my teeth with the whiskers of slain pols voice (no bow, you common whelp) and bathe in the blood of blue darknuts

Legend of Zelda really isn’t a hard game.

Navigation is a bitch but Zelda games have never really been about difficulty

CharlestheHammer
Jun 26, 2011

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Bombadilillo posted:

So a megaman game

That’s why they generally sell them in bundles now

CharlestheHammer
Jun 26, 2011

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Rolo posted:

Some people just don’t want to be blindsided with anime porn in the Super Mario thread you insane jackasses.

I mean you are in the switch thread how can you be blindsided by anime porn.

Do you get upset when people talk about Mario out of nowhere

(USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)

CharlestheHammer
Jun 26, 2011

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Weedle posted:

Mario and H-games: the same thing, apparently

That was the implication yeah, good on you for figuring it out

CharlestheHammer
Jun 26, 2011

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Weedle posted:

The implication of my post was that you’re a colossal loving idiot. Sorry you didn’t figure that out

No I got that. Your not clever enough to hide it

CharlestheHammer
Jun 26, 2011

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Jawdins posted:

I'm starting to doubt that Mario is really a plumber. 30 God drat years in the business have we ever seen him service a toilet? I don't think so.

Woah I’m at work could you please not post about Mario without tags

CharlestheHammer
Jun 26, 2011

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RandomFerret posted:

It only just occurred to me that those lyrics are bullshit. Who the gently caress has more fame than the mario brothers?

Donkey Kong.

I mean does Mario have a CG cartoon

CharlestheHammer
Jun 26, 2011

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RandomFerret posted:

Yes, it's called "Hooked on the Brothers" and we are in fact discussing it right now

Yeah I realized it’s a rap after that post.

I thought it was just a song.

CharlestheHammer
Jun 26, 2011

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Rolo posted:

Why does that crocodile have nips

E: and he can sing?

They sing in every episode of that cartoon.

The related videos has a compilation of all the season 1 songs and they are over an hour

CharlestheHammer
Jun 26, 2011

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Fitzy Fitz posted:

I enjoy stories about people's personal lives more than pictures of boob witches and blurry anime dicks

That’s a rude way to describe peach.

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CharlestheHammer
Jun 26, 2011

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I like the genre i just wish octopath wasn’t so bland.

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