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DeepDickPizza
Oct 11, 2012

THREE TIME! THREE TIME!

ChiTownEddie posted:

The guys next to me just ordered a Chicago handshake. It has begun.

Hell yeah. I should rub my Chicago Handshake coin for good luck.

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TMMadman
Sep 9, 2003

by Fluffdaddy
CHAOS BALL!

Pancakes
May 21, 2001

Crypto-Rump Roast
Matt Holliday is 38 years old and is still stronger than everyone in this thread combined.

Mustached Demon
Nov 12, 2016

Pancakes posted:

Matt Holliday is 38 years old and is still stronger than everyone in this thread combined.

Hmm yeah can't disagree here.

SlumPrincess
Jan 1, 2006

Soon....soon I'm gonna make you a star

Lester issued a leadoff walk. Incoming Cubsposter meltdowns.

Paul Zuvella
Dec 7, 2011

Lester cannot throw a strike

xbilkis
Apr 11, 2005

god qb
me
jay hova
Gotta be skeptical about the Cubs chances here if Lester walks every batter he faces

Homeybeef
May 23, 2008

xbilkis posted:

Gotta be skeptical about the Cubs chances here if Lester walks every batter he faces

It's a bold strategy lets see if it pays off

slave to my cravings
Mar 1, 2007

Got my mind on doritos and doritos on my mind.
Lester hasn’t even been close what are they talking f about negotiation

DeepDickPizza
Oct 11, 2012

THREE TIME! THREE TIME!
Off to a terrible loving start

DrPossum
May 15, 2004

i am not a surgeon
:rip: Cubs

xbilkis
Apr 11, 2005

god qb
me
jay hova

Pancakes
May 21, 2001

Crypto-Rump Roast
Aha, the Sammy Sosa approach to the ivy...

Ergo Propter Hog
Jul 21, 2014



the cubs and their cowardly ivy

Kevlar v2.0
Dec 25, 2003

=^•⩊•^=

R.D. Mangles posted:

it's over

the cubs are done

MrMidnight
Aug 3, 2006

Stupid ivy

GalacticAcid
Apr 8, 2013

NEW YORK VALUES
coors

Bird in a Blender
Nov 17, 2005

It's amazing what they can do with computers these days.

R.D. Mangles posted:

i am missing most of the game so here are some handy cubsposts you can cut and paste at your leisure:

it's over

the cubs are done

matt holliday has already hit the go-ahead run

joe why are you pulling lester

joe pull lester now

Mustached Demon
Nov 12, 2016

Waffles Inc.
Jan 20, 2005

gently caress wrigley and the ivy

Squall
Mar 10, 2010

"...whatever."

Pancakes
May 21, 2001

Crypto-Rump Roast
:getin:

MrMidnight
Aug 3, 2006

He could have reached in and gotten it.

SlumPrincess
Jan 1, 2006

Soon....soon I'm gonna make you a star

Will 1 be enough?

DrPossum
May 15, 2004

i am not a surgeon

Waffles Inc. posted:

gently caress wrigley and the ivy

:thunk:

uuhhhh I don't think so Tim

Petanque
Apr 14, 2008

Ca va bien aller
Blackmon scores anyway

Mustached Demon
Nov 12, 2016

ballgame

brugroffil
Nov 30, 2015


Balls in the ivy should remain live

You wanna have that dumb bullshit, go fish it out

Petanque
Apr 14, 2008

Ca va bien aller
lol

https://twitter.com/darenw/status/1047279290398769153

Ergo Propter Hog
Jul 21, 2014



robo umps now

SlumPrincess
Jan 1, 2006

Soon....soon I'm gonna make you a star

Lester gets a K on 2 bullshit strike calls

brugroffil
Nov 30, 2015


Mamma Lucia posted:

robo umps now

Not even close lmao

xbilkis
Apr 11, 2005

god qb
me
jay hova
Lester tricked the ump into giving him a few inches off the plate by pitching like poo poo to start the game. All according to plan

Pancakes
May 21, 2001

Crypto-Rump Roast
My large muscular charity-loving bald man. :allears:

Kevlar v2.0
Dec 25, 2003

=^•⩊•^=
Wow that could've been so much worse

Mustached Demon
Nov 12, 2016

Kevlar v2.0 posted:

Wow that could've been so much worse

The kicker's gonna be which offense decided to show up today.

ChiTownEddie
Mar 26, 2010

Awesome beer, no pants.
Join the Legion.

brugroffil posted:

Balls in the ivy should remain live

You wanna have that dumb bullshit, go fish it out

Lol.

I'd say that's okay. Let's see if the Cubs remember how to bat today.

GalacticAcid
Apr 8, 2013

NEW YORK VALUES
https://twitter.com/JTaillon19/status/1047280163602534401

👀

the popes toes
Oct 10, 2004

The Jon Lester Strike Zone Pity Party

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Mustached Demon
Nov 12, 2016

Like I am rooting for a 11-10 game over here. I want maximum balls in play.

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