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Mustached Demon
Nov 12, 2016

Arm_Fruit posted:

These two teams seem so similar to me. They both run hot or cold on offense and pitching.

May both offenses show up and both pitchers turn into Tyler Chatwood.

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Mustached Demon
Nov 12, 2016

Pancakes posted:

Matt Holliday is 38 years old and is still stronger than everyone in this thread combined.

Hmm yeah can't disagree here.

Mustached Demon
Nov 12, 2016

Mustached Demon
Nov 12, 2016

ballgame

Mustached Demon
Nov 12, 2016

Kevlar v2.0 posted:

Wow that could've been so much worse

The kicker's gonna be which offense decided to show up today.

Mustached Demon
Nov 12, 2016

Like I am rooting for a 11-10 game over here. I want maximum balls in play.

Mustached Demon
Nov 12, 2016

Homeybeef posted:

I feel like the Cubs need to get the the World Series so David Bote can become the 2018 Taco Hero. I don't know why but it just feels right

David Bote is the most dangerous 9th inning batter in all of baseball.

Mustached Demon
Nov 12, 2016

Pls Cub hit dong shot

Mustached Demon
Nov 12, 2016

Cubs bats didn't show up I see

Mustached Demon
Nov 12, 2016

Robo ump please.

The red circle did clip the box on mlb app.

Mustached Demon
Nov 12, 2016

Kirios posted:

Home plate ump trying his best to will the Cubs into this game.

It's not gonna work unless he can also will a ball into the basket.

Mustached Demon
Nov 12, 2016

DeepDickPizza posted:

This is like all the worst low-scoring Cubs games I had to watch this year. The starter is pitching well, but gives up a run or two while the Cubs can't score at all. A bunch of weak contact, and when there is good contact, it goes right to a defender. The only thing missing is an inning where they get two men in scoring position with one or no outs and still fail to convert anything. That's probably next inning.

That'll be the 8th or 9th for maximum gently caress you.

Mustached Demon
Nov 12, 2016

Pancakes posted:

Wade Davis gets two strikeouts, intentionally walks three, then strikes out the last batter while staring directly at Maddon.

I wouldn't even be mad

Mustached Demon
Nov 12, 2016

zapplez posted:

Did Arod just say Lester is starting to feel very sexy out there?

He is at 69 pitches

Mustached Demon
Nov 12, 2016

DeepDickPizza posted:

Daniel Murphy fuckin' sucks

Knew about Kevs toxx

Mustached Demon
Nov 12, 2016

SourKraut posted:

I don’t even know how they begin to fix this broke rear end, feast or famine team in the off-season.

New bats to start. Like actual bats not players.

Mustached Demon
Nov 12, 2016


lol that's cub

Mustached Demon
Nov 12, 2016

Epic High Five posted:

lol this game is going to be a 1-0 win with the lone being scored in the first isn't it

Doubtful.

Mustached Demon
Nov 12, 2016

Kevlar v2.0 posted:

Happ is in the on deck circle btw

Rather have Lester bat tbh. Whether or not he pitches.

Mustached Demon
Nov 12, 2016

TMMadman posted:

Holy poo poo. Why are we trusting this bullpen?

Throwing in the towel

Mustached Demon
Nov 12, 2016

Happ didn't strike out?!

Mustached Demon
Nov 12, 2016

MAXIMUM CUB

Mustached Demon
Nov 12, 2016

Niwrad posted:

It feels like the Cubs are down 5

Pls Cub hit a dong

Mustached Demon
Nov 12, 2016

Bote won't be up in the 9th either rip cubs

Mustached Demon
Nov 12, 2016

SourKraut posted:

It’s called RAINN and LGBQT donations

Mustached Demon
Nov 12, 2016

Willy time?!

Mustached Demon
Nov 12, 2016

Also gently caress you Daniel Murphy

Mustached Demon
Nov 12, 2016

Angry Grimace posted:

Bat flip on a walk, huh?

Have you met Wilson? Dude would fist bump a ground out in the first.

Also wtf just tell Bote it's the 9th gently caress

Mustached Demon
Nov 12, 2016

I'm at work ahhhh what happened

Mustached Demon
Nov 12, 2016

Cub vs chaos ball

Mustached Demon
Nov 12, 2016

Homeybeef posted:

Guys... I'm starting to think a lead off walk and a sac fly will decide this game

Rockies about to get some insurance runs

Mustached Demon
Nov 12, 2016

Niwrad posted:

Joe said Hamels would pitch Game 3

Lol

Mustached Demon
Nov 12, 2016

Cub hit dong now?!

Mustached Demon
Nov 12, 2016

Sydin posted:

MLB trying so goddamn hard to give the Cubs this game and they refuse to take advantage. it's actually pretty great.

Mustached Demon
Nov 12, 2016

TMMadman posted:

Maddon: Bring me Justin Wilson!

Mustached Demon
Nov 12, 2016

Also Javier Baez is the light etc

Mustached Demon
Nov 12, 2016

SourKraut posted:

Can't be upset at that because it's Murphy

Owned

Mustached Demon
Nov 12, 2016

Bad Hamels rip cub

Mustached Demon
Nov 12, 2016

Johnny Bravo posted:

didnt bryant do something like that earlier in the year too trying to double someone up

Yeah

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Mustached Demon
Nov 12, 2016

This isn't gonna end

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