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since it's the spooky month i thought i'd bump my old chill hell thread but it's descended into locked status so here's another one
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one day you're gonna die, and if you were too funny and nice and ironic in life, you're going to chill hell. here are just a few features of chill hell:
everyone is skeletons in a comfey chair, getting up is impossible. reclining is possible
divided into rooms of twenty skeletons, free tv at all times, but tailored specifically to the likes of one at any given time while the others have to just tolerate it.
video game time every day but there are numerous glitches and everything runs a bit slow
infinite ditchweed
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- Areola Grande
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it's a free country u pervs
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trick or treaters give you candy instead of vise versa
all necco wafers though
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Oct 4, 2018 03:21
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- Mummy Napkin
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oreos with the cream in the middle licked out and the cookie parts smushed back together
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Oct 5, 2018 02:09
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- artoke
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There is a soft drink fountain machine with every drink you can imagine, but the syrup/carbonated water ratios are always off.
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Oct 5, 2018 02:22
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- Abugadu
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1st Sgt. Matthews and the men have Procured for me a cummerbund from a traveling gypsy, who screeched Victory shall come at a Terrible price. i am Honored.
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"Really? 'This is Us' again?"
*exhales as slowly and painfully as a skeleton can*
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Oct 5, 2018 05:29
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- Abugadu
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1st Sgt. Matthews and the men have Procured for me a cummerbund from a traveling gypsy, who screeched Victory shall come at a Terrible price. i am Honored.
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the fridge has beer, but it's not really that cold, and it's Heineken that's just a little bit skunky
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Oct 5, 2018 07:54
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- Starshark
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There's a fish and chip shop where the fish is beautifully battered and the chips are just how you like them. But you have to order in person at the counter, there's always at least twelve people in front you, and at least one of them is ordering a tonne of food for a big party.
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Oct 5, 2018 12:06
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- Starshark
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Occasionally you can get good weed in chill hell. But you're fourth in line to use the bong and the people in front of you can only take the smallest toke before going into coughing spasms for fifteen minutes.
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Oct 5, 2018 12:09
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- artoke
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Fastest internet speed imaginable, but you only have IE6
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Oct 5, 2018 14:17
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- kalel
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nobody has any game, because they're all skeletons
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Oct 5, 2018 15:23
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- Scaly Haylie
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chill satan comes by once every couple of weeks with a bunch of pizzas and weed and asks every soul what he can do to make their eternity better but he gets way too high to retain any of your feedback. he's amazing at smash though
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Oct 6, 2018 21:21
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- krampster2
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The TV volume is just over the point where it's a little painful to listen to but there is no remote and you are too chilled out to get up and press the buttons on the TV
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Oct 13, 2018 01:31
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found the funniest meme but ur phone keeps says 'failed to send message' every time u try to share it
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Oct 16, 2018 23:28
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