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Killing off the Tuskens for pathos was the single worst decision BoBF made. Having Boba Fett try to take over the criminal underworld as part of a broader play to decolonise the planet would have been really interesting!!
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Can you imagine if Darth Vader died because he Arthur memed too hard and got sucked out into the cold vacuum of space?
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Why did Krennic and Erso even meet on a shuttlepad open to the elements when it's pissing down rain? You have an entire facility. Put on the kettle, invite the guy inside.
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HootTheOwl posted:It's how the Rebels got A-Wings. next year. Actually in Disney canon A-Wings have been in Rebel use for years, the group that used them extensively just kept getting them blown up and so there weren't any available at Yavin.
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HootTheOwl posted:Wife loves You. Tell her I love her too.
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Smegma Princess X posted:Here's your reminder that Bor Gullet is the guys name. He's not an animal or whatever that eats memories, he's one of Saw's crew. And that according to the illustrated encyclopaedia of Rogue One, Saw lost his mind getting tentacled by him. Rhydo vindicated, it's a completely safe high guys.
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I think it and the wedding are definitely the highest points of the show.
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Jewmanji posted:I don't really agree with the complaints about Bix's role in Season 2. If she were the only woman with a major role in the show I would likely agree with the argument, but when you also have Maarva, Mon Mothma, Kleya, Vel, Meero, Cinta, the Ghor women, Pamlo, etc. it just seems a bit unfair to criticize Bix's treatment as a sexist trope. Bix having a baby and assuming the role of mother just doesn't seem particularly offensive to me when you have all of these other (diverse) women following diverse paths. Jyn, on the other hand, is a truly lifeless and boring character. Jesus Christ. No one has a problem with Bix being a mother by itself. It's that her arc across the entire season sucked absolute poo poo and the ending was just the groaner on top of it. I don't think anyone is saying or even implying she should have been a tough badass who stayed in the Rebellion if she wanted a Strong Woman card. She just needed far more thought put into her arc.
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If we take the peak of the tallest mountain on Coruscant to be the same height as Everest, and a level to be about 3 metres tall then there should be about 2950 levels. It probably counts up as you descend from the surface.
WhiskeyWhiskers fucked around with this message at 10:58 on May 29, 2025 |
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Hyrax Attack! posted:Still frustrated to have read about the New Republic for years in the EU as a flawed but overall competent & well meaning organization, & to have it be such a bumbling afterthought in official post ROTJ media. No one cared enough to show their fleet exploding, which they had apparently all parked bumper to bumper. Literally out of the gate in the EU they were under threat of a coup by a Bothan who had squirreled his way into making contacts in the New Republic military, then they eventually end up forming a unity government with the Empire.
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AlternateNu posted:Mon's daughter saying "I wish you WERE drunk." at the wedding ceremony tugged at my aging callous heart more than any other line from season 2. Yeah that was a brutal line
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I mean it's literally the difference between examining the setting and previous texts in the canon with a critical eye and drawing out interesting questions to build a story around, or not. This is why The Acolyte is genuinely good despite its huge flaws, and why The Mandalorian isn't despite the great premise.
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Alchenar posted:That's really dependent on what you value in art and I would almost reverse the sentiment. You can and I will analyse stuff to death but the first and most pertinent question is 'was this fun to watch?'
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Ironslave posted:It's the fierce warrior culture supposedly training, but they're this disorganized mess not even shooting at targets or doing exhibition martial arts. They're shoulder-flipping each other in corners and shooting wildly into the water like a batch of drunken weekend warriors. Which might've been interesting if it was trying to tell us that this warrior honor culture is full of horseshit, but it's not. It is though? Not that the Warrior Culture is full of poo poo, but they're supposed to look like losers here.Thematically, returning and reclaiming Mandalore is the necessary step to returning them to their dignity. It's literally just a retread of kotor 2's stuff about the Mandalorians. WhiskeyWhiskers fucked around with this message at 02:40 on Jun 8, 2025 |
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AlternateNu posted:So. That's how it worked for the French Republican calendar
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Yeah Timm, you just posted it
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I would have liked to see Niya again.
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SuperMechagodzilla posted:On the topic of Rebels, diminishing returns are kicking in hard with Season 3. I'm thinking that the shift into being a Clone Wars sequel show (and Rogue One prequel show/advertisement) seriously killed what was interesting in the series. It's been ages since I watched it, but wasn't the whole deal that he found out about all that stuff from merging the two holocrons which prophesised Luke, but they misinterpreted it and found Obi-Wan? WhiskeyWhiskers fucked around with this message at 08:24 on Jun 24, 2025 |
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SuperMechagodzilla posted:That's the plot of the season, but its conveyed through almost pure exposition. The actual story - of Yoda causing Ezra to have hallucinations that externalize his desire to become evil and win the war, which he can then overcome by having Obiwan simply inform him that Luke will handle it instead - is a big nothing. Oh definitely, I just didn't remember Ezra caring overly much about Obi-Wan.
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Ahmed Best had just gone down to the shops and was about to come home to his twenty co-parenting husbands
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Pinterest Mom posted:Saw fought against the Separatists, with Jedi training and Republic support. He’s Afghan mujahideen, not Viet Cong. Wrong. He's the 26 July Movement. Backed by the CIA to fight against a dictator the US was also backing only to have to continue fighting against the US as soon as he won.
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Halloween Jack posted:The idea of assessing an enemy's strategy by studying art history is actually interesting. I'm hearing that Zahn didn't really have the background to carry it off well, but I like the idea. But Thrawn has much more immediate ways to assess the resistance on Lothal. Like, years of probably readily available data on their military and economy and climate and such. He's not up against the Kaminoans. The whole schtick is that it doesn't work. He's a very competent commander who creates post-hoc justifications for his tactics. Hes blinded by racial and cultural prejudices. It's why he doesn't see his death coming.
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Rochallor posted:Rereading the trilogy along with AMCA I was really impressed with how plausible of a status quo Zahn created for the post-ROTJ galaxy. The New Republic is the law of the land, they're not actively at war... but it's a new government with a lot of ad hoc stuff that doesn't quite fit, and that makes it fragile. And Thrawn's able to take advantage of that, not just steamroll them entirely. Having seen Disney completely poo poo the bed with their version of the future I appreciate Zahn's version a whole lot more. He built a strong foundation, even if there weren't a lot of people who managed to add constructively to it. I think the 9ABY Disney stuff about the New Republic is fine, and is definitely descended from Zahn's work. The actual sequel stuff though wasn't give any thought at all.
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Doctor Spaceman posted:There's a bit at the start of The Last Command where a technician tries to pull off something clever to catch Luke and while it doesn't work Thrawn seems genuinely impressed and pleased at the officer's initiative. Didn't he summarily execute the guy's officer for not training him well enough though?
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In conclusion the Chimera is a land of contrasts
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Butterfly Valley posted:No the point everyone keeps making is that Disney sidelined Finn based on their read of the chinese market, which along with the performative poo poo like 'first homsexual kiss! that we'll edit out of other versions' lands the blame squarely at Disney's door, rather than that of the wider Chinese audience. How the gently caress is a racist laundry detergent ad evidence of frequent government campaigns against foreigners used to quash domestic dissent? That article is racist as gently caress.
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Marsupial Ape posted:All female characters are moon goddesses, unless they are sun goddesses. But that’s feminism. Moon goddess women are lesbians, sun goddess women are also lesbian, but suffering from comphet
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Actually Empire at War just got an official patch like a year ago that makes it play better with newer systems and not take 20 minutes to save the game anymore.
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I can't stand Matt Smith. One of those actors that never disappears into the role and your stuck looking at and thinking about Matt Smith's hosed up head and face constantly. I can't believe someone hasn't written a new Frankenstein specifically to cast him, but I guess an inbred, incestuous paedophile fits well enough.
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That line's not really about the artifact, but a chance for another meeting with Andor (to tie up the loose end or convince him to come in).
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Darth Maul stuck on a bus talking to a British character actor
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It's such a stupid title
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Star Wars writers really do need to watch some other cinema though.
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The stuff with Bix and Ghorst is not compelling, it's hackneyed and obvious. The only part of Bix's arc that was any good was her struggling in the safehouse, trying to get back into the fight and Luthen going behind Cassian's back to encourage her to do so.
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Cut it down to 3, 1 hour episodes and it probably would have worked.
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1st AD posted:I'm assuming this season is about getting Ahsoka and Sabine back into the main galaxy along with everyone else, so I'm looking forward to the eventual meeting of Din Djaren, Baylon Skoll, and Baylon's big beefy brother, except this time Pedro Pascal isn't brutally killed. Bets on them getting back to the main galaxy through the world between worlds and having it be used to do something very stupid to 'fix' the sequel trilogy?
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redshirt posted:Reminder that in The Acolyte, the Jedi group was only on that planet to study "vergences" in the Force, and it was all very boring and tedious. Sol just happened to stroll away and stumble upon the Twins, and then the Force Witches... which, clearly, is the Will of the Force that this all happens. Columbus was just looking for a Western route to the East Indies.
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Rochallor posted:I don't think propaganda is ever something that's been explored to a great degree in the EU, but the period immediately after Yavin must have been wild. The Empire just flat out denying the existence of a so-called Death Star and the media calling it a conspiracy theory, Alderaan just did that. The Navy paying scrappers a premium for any big chunks of steel with conspicuous Imperial logos on them, shaky dashcam footage of the trench run leaking onto the HoloNet... It's conceivable that they muddy the waters enough that many people don't believe it until truth and reconciliation sessions after the war. And you know the New Republic did a piss poor job of that. In one of the X-Wing books they visit a memorial on Coruscant to the victims of a rebel hijacking of a defenceless planetary ore extractor which the Rebels used to fire on Alderaan. WhiskeyWhiskers fucked around with this message at 02:18 on Oct 18, 2025 |
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A Rebels writers saying making Sabine, the Mandalorian, prodigious child weapons designer, bounty hunter and rebel commando, all by 16, a Jedi might be overkill? Say it ain't so.
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loving Popper. What a hack. We dominate nature because that's required by our mode of production, not because some ancient paedophile wrote about it.
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